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[quote name='mr ryles']2 funny things here, first off we where talking about conjoined twins at work today, and also on the radio today I heard that joke in your sig on the radio.

Weird.

whenever conjoined twins come up I can't help but think of the story of the 2 brothers that where conjoined twins. One of which happened to be gay and his boyfriend was coming over tonight, and they both share the same asshole. :D[/QUOTE]Wrong emoticon there, ryles ;).

Another weird thing somewhat related to a CAG (which happens to be you) today: One of the coaches at my school has the last name of "Ryles."
 
[quote name='LiquidNight']Wrong emoticon there, ryles ;).

Another weird thing somewhat related to a CAG (which happens to be you) today: One of the coaches at my school has the last name of "Ryles."[/QUOTE]

what is his ethnicity? I never figured that would be a real last name.
 
[quote name='Kayden']Two thoughts.
1) Why is honey and walnut the only cheese not capitalized?
2) Why the fuck would you make honey and walnut cheese?[/quote]

Honey and Walnut isn't capitalized because the guy that usually types out the sheet it's good at the computer.

The honey and walnut isn't the cheese, it's the accompaniment. So on the plate, long rectangle, you have a slice of the manchago with thinly sliced green apple on it, the goat cheese with a few raspberries or a strawberry next to it and the blue with local honey drizzled over the tip and candied walnuts behind it. Few small grape bunches, usually 2 bunches of 7 or so grapes, and some crostinis,9 or so, and it's good to go.

The idea behind the cheese plate is to eat some of the cheese straight up, then eat it with it's pairing so you can see how different flavors come out.
 
[quote name='mr ryles']what is his ethnicity? I never figured that would be a real last name.[/QUOTE]White.
I thought that Ryles might be your last name after finding out that it actually was one, but I guess not.
 
[quote name='LiquidNight']White.
I thought that Ryles might be your last name after finding out that it actually was one, but I guess not.[/QUOTE]

nah it's not my last name, just a nickname.

and white isn't an ethnicity.
 
[quote name='sblymnlcrymnl']She is cute (this isn't either of the girls I'm training, who are also both cute), but she's 17.

Now the downside: she's blonde. :lol:

Besides the obvious problem.[/quote]

hey what's wrong with being a natural blonde:bomb:
 
[quote name='mr ryles']nah it's not my last name, just a nickname.

and white isn't an ethnicity.[/QUOTE]Fiiiiiiiine: Caucasian.
 
[quote name='JimmieMac']Honey and Walnut isn't capitalized because the guy that usually types out the sheet it's good at the computer.

The honey and walnut isn't the cheese, it's the accompaniment. So on the plate, long rectangle, you have a slice of the manchago with thinly sliced green apple on it, the goat cheese with a few raspberries or a strawberry next to it and the blue with local honey drizzled over the tip and candied walnuts behind it. Few small grape bunches, usually 2 bunches of 7 or so grapes, and some crostinis,9 or so, and it's good to go.

The idea behind the cheese plate is to eat some of the cheese straight up, then eat it with it's pairing so you can see how different flavors come out.[/QUOTE]

Looking at the special sheet. I could see a new server explaining the specials.

We have a great cheese plate, and the chowda is excellent. I believe that = fired.

Went tonight and got the shoes, thanks again Jimmie.
They didn't have the boots so I got some sneakers. I'll check out another wall world to get the boots. The sneakers were only $22 at my wally world, and the boots are $24. They had a place for them but no shoes, and no employee to help could be found.
 
[quote name='JimmieMac']Honey and Walnut isn't capitalized because the guy that usually types out the sheet it's good at the computer.

The honey and walnut isn't the cheese, it's the accompaniment. So on the plate, long rectangle, you have a slice of the manchago with thinly sliced green apple on it, the goat cheese with a few raspberries or a strawberry next to it and the blue with local honey drizzled over the tip and candied walnuts behind it. Few small grape bunches, usually 2 bunches of 7 or so grapes, and some crostinis,9 or so, and it's good to go.

The idea behind the cheese plate is to eat some of the cheese straight up, then eat it with it's pairing so you can see how different flavors come out.[/quote]

Oh... when you put it that way... :drool:
 
[quote name='Graystone']Looking at the special sheet. I could see a new server explaining the specials.

We have a great cheese plate, and the chowda is excellent. I believe that = fired.

Went tonight and got the shoes, thanks again Jimmie.
They didn't have the boots so I got some sneakers. I'll check out another wall world to get the boots. The sneakers were only $22 at my wally world, and the boots are $24. They had a place for them but no shoes, and no employee to help could be found.[/quote]

Yeah, Tredsafe's are pretty good, most of them have built in gel inserts in the sole because they know that most people that wear them are on thier feet all day. Here's another tip, get two pairs of shoes. One sneakers, like you got, and then boots of some sort. That way you can switch it up during the week and not wear them out so much, plus it helps your feet in the long run.
 
[quote name='LiquidNight']Fiiiiiiiine: Caucasian.[/quote]

try something more like german, polish, russian, irish, etc. just as all people from the "middle east" aren't all iraqi
 
[quote name='Graystone']There's never a need for oral but its something we need. Plus standards, rules, and morals, don't count when it comes to oral.[/QUOTE] :whistle2:?

I don't agree.
[quote name='Kayden']So... you're knee deep in teenage pussy, but don't hit any of it because you're "dating" a "woman" that is either always sick, at a friends house or doing something else that involves not putting out?

Dude...[/QUOTE] Not always. :lol:

It's not about that, anyway.
[quote name='XchikaXchikaX']hey what's wrong with being a natural blonde:bomb:[/QUOTE] Nothing. It's just not my preference.
 
[quote name='LiquidNight']Fiiiiiiiine: Caucasian.[/quote]

For some reason, caucasian makes me think of having sex with Thai chicks...
 
[quote name='XchikaXchikaX']try something more like german, polish, russian, irish, etc. just as all people from the "middle east" aren't all iraqi[/QUOTE]I didn't even know the man existed until today, so I know nothing about him. What's wrong with Caucasian anyways?
 
[quote name='JimmieMac']Yeah, Tredsafe's are pretty good, most of them have built in gel inserts in the sole because they know that most people that wear them are on thier feet all day. Here's another tip, get two pairs of shoes. One sneakers, like you got, and then boots of some sort. That way you can switch it up during the week and not wear them out so much, plus it helps your feet in the long run.[/quote]

definately. foot funk is no fun. between working at my family's bakery and lifeguarding while i was in college, i developed serious nastiness. between wearing the same shoes all the time at the bakery and not wearing any shoes at the beach, i got a double dose of ick. it's been 2 years of regularly visiting the podiatrist and taking medications daily and it's just starting to get better.
 
I actually bought Pokemon Diamond today. I didn't think I was gonna buy it right away, but I was sitting there at work, and Circuit City is right next door, so... Yeah. It's the first Pokemon game I've ever purchased, and I am enjoying it so far.
 
No, sometimes its about food or computers... I actually accidentally typed food or sex the first time...


.... :lol:

[quote name='sblymnlcrymnl']Is everything for you about sex? :roll: :lol:[/quote]
 
[quote name='LiquidNight']Oh, fuck yes. I get to see Stomp live in two weeks.[/quote]

Talking about the fine arts, I get to see Spamalot in November. I'm really glad it's actually coming to Omaha.
 
[quote name='LiquidNight']I didn't even know the man existed until today, so I know nothing about him. What's wrong with Caucasian anyways?[/quote]

well, basically it's like saying someone's black. they could be african or dark-skinned Dominican or from Trinidad. it doesn't have anything to do with their ethnicity or culture. a Catholic Irish and a Russian Jew are both white but are from different continents and are completely different ethnicities.
 
[quote name='XchikaXchikaX']well, basically it's like saying someone's black. they could be african or dark-skinned Dominican or from Trinidad. it doesn't have anything to do with their ethnicity or culture. a Catholic Irish and a Russian Jew are both white but are from different continents and are completely different ethnicities.[/QUOTE]I suppose, if you're looking for specifics. I just used Caucasian because its the "PC," (and general) word for white.
 
[quote name='JimmieMac']Yeah, Tredsafe's are pretty good, most of them have built in gel inserts in the sole because they know that most people that wear them are on thier feet all day. Here's another tip, get two pairs of shoes. One sneakers, like you got, and then boots of some sort. That way you can switch it up during the week and not wear them out so much, plus it helps your feet in the long run.[/QUOTE]
[quote name='XchikaXchikaX']definately. foot funk is no fun. between working at my family's bakery and lifeguarding while i was in college, i developed serious nastiness. between wearing the same shoes all the time at the bakery and not wearing any shoes at the beach, i got a double dose of ick. it's been 2 years of regularly visiting the podiatrist and taking medications daily and it's just starting to get better.[/QUOTE]

Chika got the jungle rot?

I joke I joke

Yea I always have at least two pairs of shoes, and rotate them. I had a problem with foot fungi once.

[quote name='sblymnlcrymnl']:whistle2:?
I don't agree.
[/QUOTE]

I'm talking about getting not giving.
 
[quote name='LiquidNight']I suppose, if you're looking for specifics. I just used Caucasian because its the "PC," (and general) word for white.[/quote]

so should i call you brownish-yellow?;)
 
[quote name='Graystone']Chika got the jungle rot?

I joke I joke [/quote]

i had atleast 3 varieties of warts and atleast 2 types of athlete's foot/rot. one cracked, the other peeled. it was not fun. the rot's gone, but i've still got 3 types of warts.
 
[quote name='XchikaXchikaX']i had atleast 3 varieties of warts and atleast 2 types of athlete's foot/rot. one cracked, the other peeled. it was not fun. the rot's gone, but i've still got 3 types of warts.[/quote]

Good god... I just imagined LionHard having a foot fetish... :puke:
 
[quote name='Kayden']Good god... I just imagined LionHard having a foot fetish... :puke:[/quote]

he doesn't but make that a double :puke::puke:anyways.
 
[quote name='XchikaXchikaX']so should i call you brownish-yellow?;)[/QUOTE]Arab'll work fine, and if you really want to, you can call me Lebanese ;).

I suppose I should start studying...Pre-cal and Stats tests tomorrow.
fuck.
 
[quote name='XchikaXchikaX']i had atleast 3 varieties of warts and atleast 2 types of athlete's foot/rot. one cracked, the other peeled. it was not fun. the rot's gone, but i've still got 3 types of warts.[/QUOTE]

Yea I had some type of peeling. My foot skin would look normal, then it would dry out, and start peeling. Then I would peel off all the dead skin, and rinse repeat. I went to the doc, and got some cream its gone now. But I know once I get back working it'll come back.

[quote name='sblymnlcrymnl']How does that make a difference? :lol:[/QUOTE]

Jesus Christ! Just take the damned BJ.
 
[quote name='LiquidNight']Arab'll work fine, and if you really want to, you can call me Lebanese ;).[/quote]

at one point, one of the regulars at my family's bakery tried to arrange a marriage between me and his nephew. he offered my grandmother $2mil if i would marry his lebanese nephew.
 
I'm not PC at all but I prefer it when people call me Irish, that way it paints a mental picture for the listener that most of the time I've been drinking and I have skin that is so pale it was never ment to be above the Earth's crust.

Or if a new hire comes on and I tell people, he's "southern black" so they get the idea that he speaks with a bit of a drawl and doesn't mind the heat and can cook biscuts, off the top of his head, like his grandmother made and they're perfect every time.

Or a girl comes on and I say she's "Lilly white and all school" they know she thinks she's some rich kid whos only experience is schooling and won't like the rap music we blare during pre-service.

But in the end they're all "FNG's"
 
[quote name='Graystone']Yea I had some type of peeling. My foot skin would look normal, then it would dry out, and start peeling. Then I would peel off all the dead skin, and rinse repeat. I went to the doc, and got some cream its gone now. But I know once I get back working it'll come back.[/quote]

i had a tough time with the creams because what worked for peeling didn't feel good on the cracking (and vice versa) and a lot of it overlapped. eventually it got balanced out.
 
[quote name='XchikaXchikaX']i had atleast 3 varieties of warts and atleast 2 types of athlete's foot/rot. one cracked, the other peeled. it was not fun. the rot's gone, but i've still got 3 types of warts.[/quote]

You fuck with your socks on still, right? Then it's all good. And for the love of God, don't wear sandles out in public, I hate when I'm glacing down and I notice somebody wearing sandles has really fucked up feet. I stare more because I'm trying to figure out what the fuck is wrong with them but then they catch me and think I'm a freak with a foot fetish.

"No lady, that aint it at all, I'm just trying to figure out how your wheels got all jacked up like that, like forensics on CSI"
 
[quote name='JimmieMac']I'm not PC at all but I prefer it when people call me Irish, that way it paints a mental picture for the listener that most of the time I've been drinking and I have skin that is so pale it was never ment to be above the Earth's crust.

Or if a new hire comes on and I tell people, he's "southern black" so they get the idea that he speaks with a bit of a drawl and doesn't mind the heat and can cook biscuts, off the top of his head, like his grandmother made and they're perfect every time.

Or a girl comes on and I say she's "Lilly white and all school" they know she thinks she's some rich kid whos only experience is schooling and won't like the rap music we blare during pre-service.

But in the end they're all "FNG's"[/quote]

LMAO :rofl: i prefer it when people recognize that i'm slovak, but most people don't even know what slovakian is so i'm happy with Polish or Czech.
 
[quote name='JimmieMac']I'm not PC at all but I prefer it when people call me Irish, that way it paints a mental picture for the listener that most of the time I've been drinking and I have skin that is so pale it was never ment to be above the Earth's crust.

Or if a new hire comes on and I tell people, he's "southern black" so they get the idea that he speaks with a bit of a drawl and doesn't mind the heat and can cook biscuts, off the top of his head, like his grandmother made and they're perfect every time.

Or a girl comes on and I say she's "Lilly white and all school" they know she thinks she's some rich kid whos only experience is schooling and won't like the rap music we blare during pre-service.

But in the end they're all "FNG's"[/QUOTE]



I work at a survey center as a phone interviewer (i.e. telemarketing about important stuff) and the race question is always a pain. first it asks if someone's hispanic or latino. Then the next question is "What's your race?" and gives the usual census list- white, african-american, native, pacific islander etc.

2 things:

1. everybody asks "why'd you ask if I was hispanic, then ask my race" (we can only say "because that's how the researchers want it to be asked" which doesn't satisfy anyone. this is also how it's done on the census these days, from what I've heard.

2. You wouldn't believe how many people say "I'm none of those, I'm American."
 
[quote name='JimmieMac']I'm not PC at all but I prefer it when people call me Irish, that way it paints a mental picture for the listener that most of the time I've been drinking and I have skin that is so pale it was never ment to be above the Earth's crust.[/QUOTE]

I just prefer people use my name. :)

But judging by what I saw at olive garden I might be one of the few that could speak english. Which is the norm in the restaurant business.

[quote name='sblymnlcrymnl']Why?[/QUOTE]

:bomb: :bomb:

[quote name='Apossum']
2. You wouldn't believe how many people say "I'm none of those, I'm American."[/QUOTE]

After they say that you should ask North or south? Then if they say North. Ask Canadian, French Canadian. USA, or Mexico, Honduras etc.
 
This is me now.

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:cry: I'm part ginger.
 
[quote name='Apossum']I work at a survey center as a phone interviewer (i.e. telemarketing about important stuff) and the race question is always a pain. first it asks if someone's hispanic or latino. Then the next question is "What's your race?" and gives the usual census list- white, african-american, native, pacific islander etc.

2 things:

1. everybody asks "why'd you ask if I was hispanic, then ask my race" (we can only say "because that's how the researchers want it to be asked" which doesn't satisfy anyone. this is also how it's done on the census these days, from what I've heard.

2. You wouldn't believe how many people say "I'm none of those, I'm American."[/quote]

at the Health Department, the lawyers went back and forth about using Latino/Hispanic and it was a fucking shitfit. apparantly they ask about hispanic/latino first because many people will identify themselves as "white hispanic" (as opposed to dark-skinned hispanics like dominicans)
 
[quote name='XchikaXchikaX']LMAO :rofl: i prefer it when people recognize that i'm slovak, but most people don't even know what slovakian is so i'm happy with Polish or Czech.[/quote]

Aren't you fine Eurochics supposed to be brunettes?
 
[quote name='The Crotch']Is the term more common than I thought, or does everyone here lurk/post at SA?[/QUOTE]

Its originally an Army term. Like Fubar, or SANFU. We Americans love the Army terms.

FNG = fucking new guys for those wondering.

[quote name='sblymnlcrymnl']:roll: :roll: :lol:[/QUOTE]

 
[quote name='The Crotch']Is the term more common than I thought, or does everyone here lurk/post at SA?[/quote]

I don't even know what SA is but I can say it's a common phrase that's been used no matter where I live. I guess you don't get out much.
 
[quote name='Kayden']Aren't you fine Eurochics supposed to be brunettes?[/quote]

funny thing. i say i'm the milkman's child. my father looks like he could be greek, jewish, russian or of medeterranean decent or something. he's got olive skin, black hair and almost black eyes. my mother has light brown hair, green eyes and is ghostly pale. me, my mother's sister and her son all have blonde hair and blue eyes. everyone else in my family has brown hair. most of us have blue or green eyes.
 
[quote name='The Crotch']Is the term more common than I thought, or does everyone here lurk/post at SA?[/quote]

i lurk. i have posted a couple of times, but mostly just lurk.
 
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