[quote name='shipwreck']I'm sick of

ing elitest PC users berating Mac users just because they like their computers. Those egotistical

s constantly think those Mac commercials are aimed at them -- they're not.
Show me a topic about Macs, and I'll show you the bastard PC user that thinks Mac users give a damn about how much more sophisticated a PC user thinks they are.
What group of people really gives a damn about stuff that is not targeted at them enough to constantly be making topics like this? I don't throw a hissy fit every time a new Summer's Eve commerical comes out because I'm not in the market for a douche. But if I was, I'd know which topics to look in.
In conclusion, whether you like Macs or PCs, I don't care. Just don't be a douche about it either way. And I better throw a couple more

s in here to give it the true Maddox

ing style of

ing humor.[/QUOTE]
That's the ultimate irony, of course: that PC users become the very thing they despise when generalizing and lumping all Mac users into a single group. They are the pompous assholes, the berating ninnies, and the hyper-defensive prats. It's fantastic irony.
Now, I just bought a MacBook Pro to replace the only Windows system I have ever bought in my life (a 3.5 year old Dell Inspiron). The only reason I ever made the foray into this world, briefly, is because SPSS (a stats package I use frequently) was ported to OS X by a combination of untrained monkeys and homeless men coding for bottles of "Wild Irish Rose." It was the most embarrassing program ever; even if you played Superman 64. But I need it, so I switched to Windows.
Long story short, I'm more than happy to be using a Mac again. The software integration is seamless, expose and widgets are phenomenal gadgets, I was able to buy Adobe CS 2 and Dreamweaver for $200 on campus, so b/w that, what was preinstalled, and NeoOffice, I have everything I need.
Games?

There's something about people who think that the PS3 is an overpriced hunk of foolhardiness that makes me giggle when the very same people have to drop $400 for a new video card twice a year so they can play "Blow 'em Up Space Monster 6000." I like my games, I like my computer. I don't care to mingle between the two. I may play a game every now and then (thanks to those adorable

ers at Freeverse), but ultimately, it's the lowest thing on my computer priority list.
More important than anything else, there's something distinctly

ing *absurd* about Zoglog being upset that other people open their mouths. The irony of the single most vapid CAG complaining about other people fills me up with delicious, delicious humor.