OTT, My Poor Ignorant Man-Child Needs Some Advice (That He Probably Won't Listen To)

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Wow, my balls feel really weird and uncomfortable. I need a massage for my boys, y'allllllll.

EDIT: What don't you "get" about the hype for Uncharted 2, corrosivefrost? The best looking console game ever, a really neat multiplayer, off the hook cinematics, easy to get the hang of gameplay... what else could a person who enjoys video games want? I bet your gripe is with something really stupid like "my bullets don't always go where I shoot them" or "he walks funny up stairs" or maybe you wish you were as suave as Nathaniel Drake.
 
I really did not like the first 2 episodes of Parks and Recreation but I just watched the last 4 episodes of this season and I'm hooked. I wish I hadn't missed last season now.
 
[quote name='tiredfornow']Wow, my balls feel really weird and uncomfortable. I need a massage for my boys, y'allllllll.

EDIT: What don't you "get" about the hype for Uncharted 2, corrosivefrost? The best looking console game ever, a really neat multiplayer, off the hook cinematics, easy to get the hang of gameplay... what else could a person who enjoys video games want? I bet your gripe is with something really stupid like "my bullets don't always go where I shoot them" or "he walks funny up stairs" or maybe you wish you were as suave as Nathaniel Drake.[/QUOTE]

Short version:
I don't think the multiplayer is fun (except for the one round of deathmatch I played where it was the ice map and everyone spawned with RPGs and 99 ammo), and there seemed to be a fair amount of lag -- which seemed to be handled poorly, as my character would just stop moving, or would have trouble climbing over inclines. And considering the devs claimed to have maxed out the PS3 graphically, I wasn't blown away by whatever improvements may have been incorporated in the multiplayer engine.
 
[quote name='Rocko']Well, you're a sure candidate for The List now, tiredfornow.[/QUOTE]

Tiredfornow doesn't have a sandy vagina, so I think he's safe.
 
[quote name='corrosivefrost']Short version:
I don't think the multiplayer is fun (except for the one round of deathmatch I played where it was the ice map and everyone spawned with RPGs and 99 ammo), and there seemed to be a fair amount of lag -- which seemed to be handled poorly, as my character would just stop moving, or would have trouble climbing over inclines. And considering the devs claimed to have maxed out the PS3 graphically, I wasn't blown away by whatever improvements may have been incorporated in the multiplayer engine.[/QUOTE]Send me some of that NY crack, plaayyyyaaaaaaaaaa.

just kidding, but the single player really has alot more to offer as far as the graphics goes. multiplayer games are known for having a bit of a dumb down on the graphics to keep it running smooth without tearing and what not.
 
[quote name='FriskyTanuki']"Multiplayer graphics = Single-player graphics" - ???[/QUOTE]Yeah, really. :lol:

I guess I can understand seeing as how the mp demo was the only thing available, but those graphics are still better than most if not all console games out right now. :D
 
[quote name='seanr1221']LP, are you buying Uncharted 2?

I know it's not on 360, but it's really good and worth checking out.[/QUOTE]

I will eventually. I haven't gotten around to finishing the first, when I get around to it, I'll definitely get the sequel.
 
Also bought some new kicks. I haven't bought shoes in a while but I fell in love with the Nike Air Pegasus 83s in black red and white.
 
I bought new boots.

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[quote name='st0neface']I got some new shoes in today too!

http://www.shop.puma.com/Suede-Fat-Lace-Sneakers/pna884377892990,en,pd.html?cgid=23120[/QUOTE]
You've seen these on the feet of the rappers you stole moves from, the players you emulated and those too-cool older kids you wanted to hang with. Are these shoes hot? Let's just say that when the Bronx was burning, it was these kicks that were setting the fires.
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What were you wearing before? I had some New Balance 455s in dark/light grey, but my sole was starting to tear and I had no grip in the rain the other day. These are the Pegasus.
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Black is suede and the white is puffy. Black laces, too.
 
I've been wearing, and will continue to wear my white/black Adidas Superstars. They're just hurting from daily wear for almost two years. I haven't had any black shoes for my rotation since my dog ate the heels shortly before he was neutered.

I like those shoes though. I don't have any laces in mine. If you'll look closely, the stripe on the side is a giant lace.
 
[quote name='Maklershed']All I want to know is, who's that David Hasselhoff lookin guy in the background

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I was thinking the same thing
 
[quote name='manthing']So you suck multiple dicks too?

Weird.

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Please leave. Not just the OTT. CAG in general. Make your chinese boyfriend run away with you to Philly and start a new life.[/QUOTE]

How about I come over to your house and give you the best blowjob you've gotten in your life you homophobe. Of course I'm not gay, but it sure is funny to watch you act like a homophobic bigot.
 
I can hear ya about that long fuckin' day thing.

*touches the cusp of his glass of milk to Marten's glass of beer*
 
So I was keying in some info at work yesterday and I instinctively spelled "khaki" as "caqui." Thanks a lot guys.
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I think I creamed my pants just a little bit when I heard the song choice. Awesome intro.[/QUOTE]
:shame: I hope you like having hairy palms.
 
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