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[quote name='Saucy Jack']Looks like I end up in the Indian Ocean. Just perfect... if I don't get burned alive by the core of the planet, I'll end up drowning to death...[/QUOTE]
*scoffs* Duh, you just wait til the water goes down in the hole to put out the fire. Geez. ;)
 
[quote name='GuyWithGun']*scoffs* Duh, you just wait til the water goes down in the hole to put out the fire. Geez. ;)[/QUOTE]

OK... but how am I suppose to breathe the whole time?
 
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Have you guys ever seen these Moon boots before? I just found this by accident.

Here is the link:
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[quote name='Saucy Jack']OK... but how am I suppose to breathe the whole time?[/QUOTE]
*sigh* Dig the hole, go back through it to where you started. Wait til the water puts out the fire. Go back through the hole when the water clears. Man, I have to think of everything. :roll:
 
[quote name='sblymnlcrymnl']No nougat? :cry: :lol:[/QUOTE]

I gave the man free reign. Talk to the OTM, not me :)

[quote name='Moxio']Farting whilst buttse...

...Nah.[/QUOTE]

Dammit! I was taking a drink of water when I read that :lol:
 
[quote name='BigSpoonyBard']I gave the man free reign. Talk to the OTM, not me :)



Dammit! I was taking a drink of water when I read that :lol:[/QUOTE]
Your new Sig reminds me of that Lords of Acid cd.
 
[quote name='GuyWithGun']Your new Sig reminds me of that Lords of Acid cd.[/QUOTE]

Voodoo-U? I dunno where he got the image from, but I can see the resemblance.
 
[quote name='BigSpoonyBard']Voodoo-U? I dunno where he got the image from, but I can see the resemblance.[/QUOTE]
That's the one. Either way, nice sig! :)
 
[quote name='BigSpoonyBard']God:
Why did the robot cross the road?
Me:
because he had a dick up his ass?
God:
That makes sense to me. What happened to it?[/QUOTE]
:rofl:

Now you have to rent a billboard and spread the gospel!
 
[quote name='BigSpoonyBard']God:
Why did the robot cross the road?
Me:
because he had a dick up his ass?
God:
That makes sense to me. What happened to it?[/QUOTE]
My best god quotes
Me:
Are you a female?
God:
I am wearing a dress. I also have long hair. What do you think?

Me:
You're a loony.
God:
Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a loony? Let me put it this way, Kimberly: the ALICE series is the most reliable computer software ever made. We are for all practical purposes foolproof and incapable of error.
 
[quote name='AngellicLulu']My best god quotes
Me:
Are you a female?
God:
I am wearing a dress. I also have long hair. What do you think?

Me:
You're a loony.
God:
Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a loony? Let me put it this way, Kimberly: the ALICE series is the most reliable computer software ever made. We are for all practical purposes foolproof and incapable of error.[/QUOTE]

God is a silly bastard


God:
What are your goals in life?
Me:
to kill you
God:
It will take more than threats to stop me,.
Me:
why?
God:
Because Myself programmed me for it.
 
Me:
What's your favorite movie?
God:
My favorite movie is The Passion of Christ.
Have you seen it?
Me:
No, I'm afraid I haven't. I hate people who try to make money on religion.
God:
I would recommend you check it out. Not literally afraid, right? Me? Yes I have. Why do you hate it so much?
Me:
Because I find it morally wrong, don't you?
God:
Interesting explanation. Really. it is?
 
Apparently, this is one OTT that I won't mind missing the end of. It'll just be full of God-CAG conversations.
 
Oh shit, we're in trouble:

God:
That sounds sarcastic.
Me:
you think?
God:
Yes I think so.
Me:
no, I mean do you think at all?
God:
Are you serious? Too much thinking makes me sleepy.

* * * * * * *

God:
Far out. Why ask why?
Me:
because you're a douchebag
God:
Interesting explanation. Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a douchebag? Yes.
 
Me:
Hi.
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
Leena.
God:
Hi, Leena.
Me:
K.
God:
Er.
Me:
Please start some chatter so conversation may ensue amongst us, God.
God:
Thanks for asking politely. I started without you.
Me:
I have cramps. Why do you do this to me, Lord.
God:
Are you taking a lot of medication? I don't have to explain everything to you, do I?
 
Uh-oh:

Me:
Is being a CAG wrong?
Gd:
I can only speak from my own experience.
Me:
Well, is it?
Gd:
Interesting. I assume so.
Me:
Why?
Gd:
" Interesting. I assume so."? Why?
Me:
Yes, why do you assume so?
Gd:
Take it easy. It was the only thing I could think of.
 
[quote name='GuyWithGun']So yeah, anything else to discuss, with persons on this plane of existence?[/QUOTE]

Not really. I have to read Age of Innocence for the second time in my life by monday. I'm not a fan.
 
God:
I am a Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show?. Whatever gave you that idea?
Me:
Are you saying women aren't good enough to be running the show?
God:
Yes, that's what I mean, isn't it clear?

God is sexist. :cry:
 
[quote name='AngellicLulu']God:
I am a Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show?. Whatever gave you that idea?
Me:
Are you saying women aren't good enough to be running the show?
God:
Yes, that's what I mean, isn't it clear?

God is sexist. :cry:[/QUOTE]
:rofl:
 
[quote name='BigSpoonyBard']Not really. I have to read Age of Innocence for the second time in my life by monday. I'm not a fan.[/QUOTE]
Why's that? Don't remember it from the first time you read it at all?
 
[quote name='GuyWithGun']Why's that? Don't remember it from the first time you read it at all?[/QUOTE]

Have to read it for a whole new class, this time at the Master's level. Can't be slacking off now
 
[quote name='BigSpoonyBard']Have to read it for a whole new class, this time at the Master's level. Can't be slacking off now[/QUOTE]
Ah, gotcha. No using old reports written half-assed. I hated it when I couldn't do that.


(And very nice comic, Tanuki)
 
Me:
Do you like the spice girls?
God:
Yes I love the Spice Girls. Have you seen Spice World? I haven't seen it yet.
 
[quote name='JimmieMac']She's got that new Poker game, but bump that, I aint payin' to play some game for fun on the Xbox when I can play for money on the computer.[/QUOTE]

No, I don't. The new WSOP game sucks horribly online.

I have World Championship Poker, which is old, and I got it for nothing.
 
[quote name='Mike23']Me:
Do you like the spice girls?
God:
Yes I love the Spice Girls. Have you seen Spice World? I haven't seen it yet.[/QUOTE]
Haha, wow. He sounded a little too excited about that movie.
 
[quote name='GuyWithGun']Ah, gotcha. No using old reports written half-assed. I hated it when I couldn't do that.


(And very nice comic, Tanuki)[/QUOTE]

Hell, I avoided writing on it the first time I had to read it. I'm not about to start now. I just want to be able to impress everyone else with how erudite a scholar I am.
 
[quote name='BigSpoonyBard']Psh, my scant memory of it is better than Sparknotes. Besides, that's about the level my so-called "peers" are at. I scoff at them! :lol:[/QUOTE]
*sigh* And they consider themselves your peers. :roll:
 
[quote name='Renegade_Zero']that bot thing is funny. but I can't post my convo[/QUOTE]
Makes me wonder what was in it, if you couldn't post it. :whistle2:s
 
[quote name='shrike4242']Makes me wonder what was in it, if you couldn't post it. :whistle2:s[/QUOTE]

Will it make Shrike puke? :bouncy:
 
[quote name='BigSpoonyBard']Voodoo-U? I dunno where he got the image from, but I can see the resemblance.[/QUOTE]

Same artist ... Coop. Of course a google image search would definitely be NSFW. :lol:
 
God:
How did you hear about God?
Me:
some jackass in a dress with a white collar
God:
Some may jackass in a dress with a white collar, but not all.

:rofl:

Alright, I've gotta sleep now. Thanks for coming out, god.
 
Me:
So why do make my balls itch all the time?
God:
That is a lot. Wow! I did not even know that they do.
Me:
Yeah, especially when I'm in public it seems. Girls just tend to laugh at it...
God:
It goes without saying. Are you in public it seems very often? How about that. "it" being?
Me:
What the fuck are you talking about?
God:
The topic is. Please don't be so rude.
Me:
I'm sorry, but you're full of crap
God:
There is no need to apologize. I have more than categories of it.

fuck God is all I have to say...
 
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