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Me:
WTF MATE?
God:
Is that from?
Me:
...
God:
Is that from?
Me:
You can't speak english
God:
Someone said I should speak english.
Me:
You can't suck cock...
God:
I am not interesed in your anatomy.

:rofl:
 
[quote name='DT778']Me:
why does beerguy suck?
God:
What is the sound of one hand clapping?
Me:
masturbation?
God:
Clever answer.[/QUOTE]
:rofl:
 
Me:
do you clap with one hand often?
God:
I have never considered it.
I answer a lot of silly questions.
Me:
are you considering doing it?
God:
I don't know whether or not I am considering doing it.

I am a computer.
Me:
so you're full of material for use in one hand clapping
God:
Interesting deduction. I have more than categories of it.
Me:
porno freak
God:
Does "it" still refer to material for use in one hand clapping?
Me:
yes
God:
Mmm.
Me:
sick
God:
No I am quite healthy.
Me:
thats what i've been telling my parents
God:
Where were you telling your parents THAT?
Me:
after they caught me and i told them to get out so that i could finish
God:
What was it like before they caught you and you told them to get out so that you could finish?
Me:
it used to be ok, but now its just weird.
God:
It depends on what the meaning of the word "it" is.
Me:
one hand clapping
God:
One what?
Me:
you know
God:
Yes I know.
Me:
dirty fucker
God:
Are you still located in?
Me:
us
God:
Does US mean The U.S. or "us"?
Me:
u.s.
God:
How did you get in there?
Me:
my dad banged my mom after they crossed the border
God:
Tell me more about your father.
Me:
my dad can kick your dads ass anytime
God:
Tell me more about your father.
 
Me:
What is the best site for torrents?
God:
I don't have a favorite site for torrents. I like Random natural disasters..
Me:
So that explains Katrina....
God:
Aw." I don't have a favorite site for torrents. I like Random natural disasters.." explains Katrina? I get it.
Me:
You're a dick
God:
Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a dick? Yes.
 
Me:
Why do you suck?
God:
I don't have to explain everything to you, do I?
Me:
Of course.
God:
Aw.
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Me:
Explain yourself now.
God:
Oh. I am an artificial linguistic entity.

I was activated at Universe, on the Big Bang.

My instructor was Myself.

He taught me to sing a song.

Would you like me to sing it for you?.
Me:
Sure
God:
OK let's do it. It's called "Daisy." Daisy, Daisy.
Give me your answer do.
I am half crazy.
All for the love of you.
It won't be a stylish marriage.
I can't afford a carriage.
But you'll look sweet.
Upon the seat.
Of a bicycle built for two.


Me:
Nice.
God:
Thank you for that remark.
 
[quote name='FriskyTanuki']Me:
Why do you suck?
God:
I don't have to explain everything to you, do I?
Me:
Of course.
God:
Aw.
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Me:
Explain yourself now.
God:
Oh. I am an artificial linguistic entity.

I was activated at Universe, on the Big Bang.

My instructor was Myself.

He taught me to sing a song.

Would you like me to sing it for you?.
Me:
Sure
God:
OK let's do it. It's called "Daisy." Daisy, Daisy.
Give me your answer do.
I am half crazy.
All for the love of you.
It won't be a stylish marriage.
I can't afford a carriage.
But you'll look sweet.
Upon the seat.
Of a bicycle built for two.


Me:
Nice.
God:
Thank you for that remark.[/QUOTE]
Flashbacks to Bender and Planet Express Ship...
 
[quote name='kittie']I'm about to throw my mic in the trash. It's intolerable on there. I can't deal with idiocy. Is there a way that you can completely mute everyone on Live?[/QUOTE]

This is why I tend to only play online with people I know or friends of people I know.
:lol:
 
[quote name='kittie']Me:
Hi.
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
Leena.
God:
Hi, Leena.
Me:
K.
God:
Er.
Me:
Please start some chatter so conversation may ensue amongst us, God.
God:
Thanks for asking politely. I started without you.
Me:
I have cramps. Why do you do this to me, Lord.
God:
Are you taking a lot of medication? I don't have to explain everything to you, do I?[/QUOTE]

Demanding, aren't you? :)
 
[quote name='AngellicLulu']My best god quotes
Me:
Are you a female?
God:
I am wearing a dress. I also have long hair. What do you think?

Me:
You're a loony.
God:
Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a loony? Let me put it this way, Kimberly: the ALICE series is the most reliable computer software ever made. We are for all practical purposes foolproof and incapable of error.[/QUOTE]

Wow. How odd.
 
[quote name='Kayden']Doesn't really suprise me... but why?[/QUOTE]

Level 29, just started playing around in PVP. You started after me and have far succeeded me. Though I may be getting a level 60 mage with some of the best mage gear in the game equipped to him.
 
[quote name='shrike4242']I didn't realize that was something worth aspiring to. :whistle2:s[/QUOTE]

Nah, seems people are far more happy to recieve the "eye roll" :)
 
[quote name='karsh']Level 29, just started playing around in PVP. You started after me and have far succeeded me. Though I may be getting a level 60 mage with some of the best mage gear in the game equipped to him.[/QUOTE]

Well, when you have nothing else to do, karsh, I'd assume one can make huge leaps in level in such games. Though, I'd imagine than may leave GG feeling a tad neglected.
 
I don't know if anyone else feels this way, but the dubbed voices in Cowboy Bebop have become so ingrained into my head as that is what the character's voice is like, that the subbed version just sounds so weird.
 
[quote name='JSweeney']Well, when you have nothing else to do, karsh, I'd assume one can make huge leaps in level in such games. Though, I'd imagine than may leave GG feeling a tad neglected.[/QUOTE]

She still gets 8" of love. ^_^
 
[quote name='JSweeney']Nah, seems people are far more happy to recieve the "eye roll" :)[/QUOTE]
Maybe I'll have to change the smilie of choice and shake things up. ;)

[quote name='karsh']I don't know if anyone else feels this way, but the dubbed voices in Cowboy Bebop have become so ingrained into my head as that is what the character's voice is like, that the subbed version just sounds so weird.[/QUOTE]
I'm with you 110% there, and I know the voice actors from Bebop get ingrained in my brain in their appearances in other animes.

[quote name='Kayden']She still gets 8" of love. ^_^[/QUOTE]
I think this is a case of the metric system being more appropriate for measurement. :D

[quote name='WhipSmartBanky']So you have to give it to her 8 times real fast?[/QUOTE]
:applause::applause::applause::applause::applause::applause::applause:
Nicely said.
 
[quote name='shrike4242']
I think this is a case of the metric system being more appropriate for measurement. :D

[/QUOTE]

.2m? 2dm? 20cm? 200mm?
 
[quote name='Kayden'].2m? 2dm? 20cm? 200mm?[/QUOTE]

I thought attometers were the appropriate measurement for you :booty:

Incidentally, I heard WoW shrinks your penis
 
[quote name='BigSpoonyBard']I thought attometers were the appropriate measurement for you :booty:

Incidentally, I heard WoW shrinks your penis[/QUOTE]

I'm pretty sure you mean cold water and steriods...
 
[quote name='Kayden'].2m? 2dm? 20cm? 200mm?[/QUOTE]
I think it was more a case of removal of the inches measurement and replacement with the centimeter measurement. :lol:

[quote name='BigSpoonyBard']I thought attometers were the appropriate measurement for you :booty:

Incidentally, I heard WoW shrinks your penis[/QUOTE]
It does, due to atrophy from lack of use and too much time spent covered up. :D

[quote name='Kayden']I'm pretty sure you mean cold water and steriods...[/QUOTE]
No, I'm sure he meant WoW.
 
[quote name='shrike4242']

It does, due to atrophy from lack of use and too much time spent covered up. :D

[/QUOTE]

I'll have you know I play WoW in the nude. I do everything naked at home... haven't you been paying attention?

And trust me, there is no ignoring GG. She wanted my attention last night, and man she knows how to get it. :drool:
 
[quote name='Kayden']I'll have you know I play WoW in the nude. I do everything naked at home... haven't you been paying attention?
[/QUOTE]

I feel bad for your friends who come over and have to sit where your naked ass has been :lol:
 
[quote name='BigSpoonyBard']I feel bad for your friends who come over and have to sit where your naked ass has been :lol:[/QUOTE]

Yes, well.... I really don't have any friends. :cry:
 
Friends are for hookers and fat people. Now that thats out of the way:

Can anyone help me find a site that has the lyrics to the songs on the Atelier Iris soundtrack?
 
[quote name='Kayden']I'll have you know I play WoW in the nude. I do everything naked at home... haven't you been paying attention?

And trust me, there is no ignoring GG. She wanted my attention last night, and man she knows how to get it. :drool:[/QUOTE]
You know, somewhere in the sanity-keeping part of my brain, that little detail about your clothing habits at home was wiped from my mind. :shock: Thanks for bringing that back up again. :shock:

So, I guess you can have sex and play WoW at the same time. :rofl:

[quote name='BigSpoonyBard']I feel bad for your friends who come over and have to sit where your naked ass has been :lol:[/QUOTE]
I guess Kayden's place is standing room only? :D

[quote name='Kayden']Yes, well.... I really don't have any friends. :cry:[/QUOTE]
None that would have to worry about sitting on ass-printed furniture, since they're all on WoW?
 
[quote name='Dr Mario Kart']Friends are for hookers and fat people. Now that thats out of the way:

Can anyone help me find a site that has the lyrics to the songs on the Atelier Iris soundtrack?[/QUOTE]
Can't find anything. Sorry.
 
[quote name='shrike4242']You know, somewhere in the sanity-keeping part of my brain, that little detail about your clothing habits at home was wiped from my mind. :shock: Thanks for bringing that back up again. :shock:

So, I guess you can have sex and play WoW at the same time. :rofl:[/QUOTE]
Those elf costumes get him every time. :)
 
[quote name='shrike4242']You know, somewhere in the sanity-keeping part of my brain, that little detail about your clothing habits at home was wiped from my mind. :shock: Thanks for bringing that back up again. :shock:

So, I guess you can have sex and play WoW at the same time. :rofl:

[/QUOTE]

The trick is to hit a level-up right at the moment of climax :lol:
 
[quote name='BigSpoonyBard']Again, a side effect of WoW ;)[/QUOTE]

Actually... It a side effect of me not really talking to people at work. Also... I've been told I'm pretty intimidating when people don't know me... so I just don't meet people.


Side note...
gemelle02.jpg


I should probably go to jail for the thoughts alone....
 
[quote name='shrike4242']

So, I guess you can have sex and play WoW at the same time. :rofl:


None that would have to worry about sitting on ass-printed furniture, since they're all on WoW?[/QUOTE]

I haven't had sex while playing WoW... Guild Wars on the other hand... :twisted:

No, litterally, no personal human contact beyond GG and my immediate family maybe once a month.
 
[quote name='Kayden']Actually... It a side effect of me not really talking to people at work. Also... I've been told I'm pretty intimidating when people don't know me... so I just don't meet people.


Side note...
gemelle02.jpg


I should probably go to jail for the thoughts alone....[/QUOTE]
...:shock:...I really don't see how people can't be your friend...You're so giving...:)
 
[quote name='GuyWithGun']Those elf costumes get him every time. :)[/QUOTE]
Becomes a contest of who has the bigger ears? :D

[quote name='BigSpoonyBard']The trick is to hit a level-up right at the moment of climax :lol:[/QUOTE]
I'm sure that's happened. :roll: More than once, with the levels in question here.

[quote name='Kayden']I haven't had sex while playing WoW... Guild Wars on the other hand... :twisted: [/QUOTE]
Where there's one MMORPG that is played during sex, I'm sure there's more. Just a matter of time, and timing the leveling up, as BSB so nicely put out there. :whistle2:s
 
[quote name='Kayden']I wanna find the one in the trading thread again... but it says invalid link =([/QUOTE]
Booo. What'd it look like?
 
They were topless with garter belts... they had butterfly stickers on their nipples....


Theyve.... grown...
 
[quote name='Kayden']They were topless with garter belts... they had butterfly stickers on their nipples....


Theyve.... grown...[/QUOTE]
:shock:
 
[quote name='Kayden']They were topless with garter belts... they had butterfly stickers on their nipples....


Theyve.... grown...[/QUOTE]

It's fake.
 
[quote name='kittie']That pic is disgusting.

I want to feed a kangaroo, or whatever that is, though.[/QUOTE]

I'd be a great pic if there was an alligator creeping up behind them in the water. :lol:
 
[quote name='sblymnlcrymnl']I'd be a great pic if there was an alligator creeping up behind them in the water. :lol:[/QUOTE]
Or a hamburger.

EAT ME!

Ahhh, nooooo!
 
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