This has been building up inside me for far too long: My open letter to SquareEnix.
WTF SquareEnix??? PE3 on

ing cell phones? I've been waiting how many years for a GOOD sequel to PE1 that's not an RE rip-off? (Ooooohhhh - a CG shower scene!!! Yeah, um, some of us can get women so we're more impressed by the

ing game.) Yeah, that poster of Aya with the gun up to her mouth. Replace Aya with me, and the gun with your collective cock, and that is kinda what you're doing to me, here.
Oh yeah...FFT with a decent translation...on PSP. Thanks asses. While you're at it, why not just take a big ole dump in my refridgerator while you're at it? Right in the crisper - I hear you're into that. Well, that is the word on the street. You may also piss in the milk, too.
In conclusion:
1.

PE3 on cell phones. Actually,

cell phone games in general.
2. I played through FFTA trying to convince myself it was as good as FFT. Fine, I'll spend $180 on a PSP to fund your "gun raping mouth" campaign just to have a good translation.
3. SquareEnix: "Crisper-shitters."
Okay...I feel slightly better. Sorry folks...