I was bored, so I figured I'd go (bout 4:30) to the one right here by the office. I go to the drive through for a couple minutes.. nobody opens the window.. so I walk in.
Cashier: "Can I (forced) heelp you?"
Me: "Yeah, I saw that there's supposed to be a nationwide promotion today for a free slice of pizza between 3 and 5, to try Pizza Hut hand tossed pizza. Are you participating?"
Cashier: "What you talking about? Are you asking me for a free pizza?"
Me: "No, no, no... it's a promotion. I'm not here begging for food (dressed business casual.. I mean, I have a goatee, but that shouldn't make me look homeless.. it's Alabama for god's sakes, facial hair here is the in thing for both sexes).
Cashier calls manager...
Manager: Can I help you sir?
Me: repeat question about promo, with a smile.. as it's funny now
Manager: "So you're asking for free food."
Me: "No, it's a promotion going on today."
Manager: "You have to pay for pizza sir." (in a smartass kinda tone)
Me: What about the cheese?
Manager: "Look, I don't know about any promotion like that."
Me: Alright, cool. Take it easy!"
I start walking out the door, and overhear the cashier and manager talking.. "I can't believe some cracka just walked in here asking for a free slice of pizza!"
I love this town.