Pocket Rocket

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Anybody seen this yet. They look sweet i'm going to get one....
sorry i'm very bored. But i'm still planing on getting one even though I'm like Six feet tall.
 
Including the link would help.

I assume he's talking about the micro-motorcycles that recently became a big hype item despite having been around since the 1970's.
 
[quote name='pimp_daddy_smurf']your talking about a boner right? im 6'2" and i get them......[/quote]

:lol:

No I mean those mini ccrocth rocket bike
 
so i can fit a fucking motorcycle in my pocket?????do i need a really big pocket for this?????is my ass gonna fit on this.................does it brake easily?????? will they make a tony hawk pro skater stunt game for them like they did with the razor scooter?????? think i could J-hop off a roof with it and it wont brake????? how much to they cost???????what colors do they come in?????
 
[quote name='pimp_daddy_smurf']so i can fit a shaq-fuing motorcycle in my pocket?????do i need a really big pocket for this?????is my ass gonna fit on this.................does it brake easily?????? will they make a tony hawk pro skater stunt game for them like they did with the razor scooter?????? think i could J-hop off a roof with it and it wont brake????? how much to they cost???????what colors do they come in?????[/quote]

They are like a foot tall and cost about $400 they are intended for youngers kids( 4yrs olds) but people are still getting them even if there like 40.
 
[quote name='Supernothing']stupid waste IMO[/quote]

Sorry I was bored but it was worth it hearing pimp_daddy_smurf post. Read my first post and then his, then try not to laugh.

:rofl:
 
[quote name='pimp_daddy_smurf']hey man, im partially retarded, well im not really but i can act like i am(besides from not taking special ed classes and having a 3.62 GPA)[/quote]

Nah man I ain't trying to rip on you just read it. Every time I read it I bust out laughing. :lol:
 
i want one of these too. and no they're not made for kids that are 4 yrs old... they have some cheap electric ones made for smaller kids, but they make some that go about 45 mph, have blinkers and tail lights, but only hold like a liter of gas. But they're supposed to get like 20 miles to the liter.

but i've wanted one of these ever since i saw 2 guys driving them on the highway during this big car show in my town.

oh yea and they hold up to like 200 or 300 something pounds.
 
holy shit guys, ive been having a really bad time lately and ive been really depressed and shit(so my dad was trying to cheer me up), this morning i hear my sister screaming so i went upstairs.....to my surprise, my dad went to the nearest"big city" town up north and got my sister and i this sweet ass electric scooter.........this baby goes like 30MPH and it fucking kickass, ive been riding all over all morning...........its small and all but doesnt fit in my pocket, so im happy its not a pocket rocket
 
[quote name='tyecko']Why would he get ur sister a scooter if ur the 1 depressed?[/quote]

it was for my sister and ME TOO, she only gets to ride it when im not on it
 
Are they called Pocket Rockets? I heard someone called them Crotch Rockets.

What is the right name for those things anyways....
 
[quote name='pimp_daddy_smurf']holy shit guys, ive been having a really bad time lately and ive been really depressed and shit(so my dad was trying to cheer me up), this morning i hear my sister screaming so i went upstairs.....to my surprise, my dad went to the nearest"big city" town up north and got my sister and i this sweet ass electric scooter.........this baby goes like 30MPH and it shaq-fuing kickass, ive been riding all over all morning...........its small and all but doesnt fit in my pocket, so im happy its not a pocket rocket[/quote]

Now there's a subtle way to get a mopey kid out of the house and into a vegatative coma.
 
Pocket Rocket = Mini Vibrator which my wife wouldn't live without.

Pocket Bike = What you're talking about.
 
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