Post here if you're skilled in any kind of real magic

[quote name='ananag112']If people from even 100 years ago saw some of the technology we have today, perhaps they would think it was magic.[/QUOTE]"Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic."


Points if you know who said that.
 
[quote name='Liquid 2']"Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic."


Points if you know who said that.[/quote]
Arthur C Clarke from "Profiles of the Future"?


[quote name='kal123']Just know that all legends are rooted in truth. That's all I have to say.[/quote]

Some, are rooted in BS, I'll leave the determination of which is which to others more wise than me.

TBW
 
[quote name='seanr1221']
3.) Wouldn't people with magic powers be doing a lot more things then tv show specials on fox/ entertaining audiences/ nerding it out in their parent's basement? Why not....win the lottery everyday or rise to power?[/quote]
Who's to say that you can even do all those things in the first place? Magic is a subject that is often portrayed as just another story telling element in entertainment, but no one ever assumes magic could be a real practice. People out there levitate, as well as do hypnosis. Maybe those fall into the category of magic, which most people have heard about at some time or another. I'm sure that if magic abilities exist(I'm not saying that they do or don't), then it has its limits of what one can do. There's definitely got to be fake information out there, as well as crazy people, but there might be some people who are actually performing rituals out there somewhere, isolated from society. Who knows?

OP, I tried to contribute to the thread as well as possible. I don't think CAG could ever take a subject such as this serious. You know how these guys can be. Oh well.
 
[quote name='kal123']Respect your elders or all magic will be lost with them[/quote]

Please quietly fade away into the land of forgotten posters, like we are all waiting for you to do. Just go ahead. Yea, thaaaaanks.
 
[quote name='the ender']Please quietly fade away into the land of forgotten posters, like we are all waiting for you to do. Just go ahead. Yea, thaaaaanks.[/QUOTE]

If you're asking if I'm able to teleport, then yes, I have that ability, as stated in my OP. Though you must have a detailed mental image of your destination in order to get to the right place successfully.
 
[quote name='kal123']If you're asking if I'm able to teleport, then yes, I have that ability, as stated in my OP. Though you must have a detailed mental image of your destination in order to get to the right place successfully.[/quote]
Ugh, now you sound like an even bigger fan of DBZ. Are you pulling our strings?
 
[quote name='chewster777']Who's to say that you can even do all those things in the first place? Magic is a subject that is often portrayed as just another story telling element in entertainment, but no one ever assumes magic could be a real practice. People out there levitate, as well as do hypnosis. Maybe those fall into the category of magic, which most people have heard about at some time or another. I'm sure that if magic abilities exist(I'm not saying that they do or don't), then it has its limits of what one can do. There's definitely got to be fake information out there, as well as crazy people, but there might be some people who are actually performing rituals out there somewhere, isolated from society. Who knows?

OP, I tried to contribute to the thread as well as possible. I don't think CAG could ever take a subject such as this serious. You know how these guys can be. Oh well.[/QUOTE]

At least there's one open minded person here. It sounds like you would be a legit candidate for learning the lost art of magic (not to be confused with magik)
 
[quote name='kal123']Just know that all legends are rooted in truth. That's all I have to say.[/quote]

So by being mysterious you can brush off people who say you're lying?

That's cool. I have a pet unicorn. I named it Charles. It can do magic too. Wanna meet it?
 
[quote name='chewster777']People out there levitate[/quote]
No they don't, but they're good at convincing people that they do.
 
[quote name='chewster777']Who's to say that you can even do all those things in the first place? Magic is a subject that is often portrayed as just another story telling element in entertainment, but no one ever assumes magic could be a real practice. People out there levitate, as well as do hypnosis. Maybe those fall into the category of magic, which most people have heard about at some time or another. I'm sure that if magic abilities exist(I'm not saying that they do or don't), then it has its limits of what one can do. There's definitely got to be fake information out there, as well as crazy people, but there might be some people who are actually performing rituals out there somewhere, isolated from society. Who knows?

OP, I tried to contribute to the thread as well as possible. I don't think CAG could ever take a subject such as this serious. You know how these guys can be. Oh well.[/QUOTE]

Hypnosis exists, yes. I can personally attest to that, as I've been hypnotized on three separate occastions. But is it magic? No. It's science- just like everything else on this planet. It may take centuries, but in due time it and all else on Earth will be able to be explained scientifically.

In short, STFU or I'll zap your ass.
 
[quote name='Greetard']Hypnosis exists, yes. I can personally attest to that, as I've been hypnotized on three separate occastions. But is it magic? No. It's science- just like everything else on this planet. It may take centuries, but in due time it and all else on Earth will be able to be explained scientifically.

In short, STFU or I'll zap your ass.[/quote]

I was speaking of magic as a science. If you did the correct procedures(as with hypnosis) then you would get the get the same results, just like a law. In time though, we'll know more about everything though just like you said.

(Grabs a shield.)
 
[quote name='kal123']Just know that all legends are rooted in truth. That's all I have to say.[/QUOTE]


Lies, it's all science. the world you live in is cold and rational. Science killed off human imagination hundreds of years ago. We will all become cyborgs and eat pills instead of meals. The mere mention of magic will have you thrown into the loony bin. They'll say: "Well, if your magic exists, why don't you show us?" and then you'll respond: "I can't sh-sh-show you, it's only revealed to those who believe in their hearts!" and they'll respond: "Alright, time for a nice shot. it'll help you sleep for a long, long time." and you'll fall asleep and like a computer, your brain will power down, then you'll wake up in a plastic bubble filled with fluid and all kinds of wires and electric crap plugged in all over your body, with your skin burning as if all of it was ripped off, but you're too powerless to move, so you can't attempt suicide to escape from this mechanical hell. WHERE'S YOUR MAGIC NOW?!


okay, just felt like typing nonsense :lol:
 
Well to ruin everything,.... Jesus was an alien! He introduced a virus which would mutate apes into intelligent beings, so that he could trick them with his technology into having wonton orgies of sex with them. Considering the only thing sexy about an ape is the way they fling poo at each other, it was the only way.

Once these mutated apes became a little too advanced, Jesus opened up a Stargate, and sent the products of his past sexual endeavors to Egypt or Masopotamia. These new god-like abominations continued their father's work, by enslaving the monkians, and casting down light from the sky to frighten them, telling them that this magic would kill them all, unless they had sex with them.

So... they did!
BUT!@!@@!
Those who did not, were considered rebels, and they were certain that they could save their new humanity. After a few hours of deep meditative conjuring, and the counsel of the trees, they figured out that they had a magic as well. They called it the FORCE, and they would show these Bubba Ho Tep wanna-be's what's up!!

Unfortunately, Jesus couldn't leave the mothership that day, he was creating Carrot Top's great, great, great, great granddaddy, so he sent his first born, Duncan Mcleod to put these ingrates in their place. With a fierce magical beam shot from the clouds into his sword, similar to what we call "lightning" today, Duncan smited those who would do Jesus any harm. This pushed the rebels into a corner, and they could only submit to the power of the "ONE".

About 2 days later, Jesus' other son Neo was invited to Earth by Gaia herself. She needed his dark mysterious spoon bending hot bod, to melt her inner core, with his Mandingo eruptions,... but this was not to be.
Neo bumped into his brother Duncan, and a debate, which lasted almost 17 minutes ensued. Can there be only one? The monkians were confused to say the least, but they fashioned an idea that stemmed from their former lives. Similar to a poo-pit, as the apes would call it, they would build an octagon, for a K1 Bloodsport Cage match!!! It sucked though, cause without Gaia's creampie leftovers, there wasn't enough stone to build it.

They got about 6 pyramids deep, when they ran out, but this didn't stop the fight.

Well, to make this short, there was no victor, Jesus decided that he would just buy them new cars, and magically create alcohol from wood, using magic. First one who crashed would be sent to Earth to make magical moving picture box movies about robots taking over the world. So, maybe you've pieced it all together by now, maybe not.

Finally, the one true god of Earth, and the REAL father of the titans, Zeus, got fed up with the way things were looking. Neo disrespecting his ho, Gaia, and Duncan stealing all his thunderbolts was just too much for him to stomach. He simply pushed a button, on his magic remote control, and paused the world. He hand plucked every single ounce of magic from the planet, and then set it back in motion.

Therefore, all magic ceases to exist, and only the Matrix is real, because everyone beleives in movies and robots and drugs and sex and Jesus. Who are you, a Zeus or a Jesus? Or do you just like playing cards with baby harversting mutant trannies, that make catpeople out of fluffernutter and Ewok ear wax??


*You have to think sinister music in your head, or else you just won't see this for it's unadulterated truth.
 
Yes I know about the whole "advanced-technology-is-magic" outlook. Well I'm here to tell you that real magic has nothing to do with it. If you understood it, or even experienced it, your view would do a 180 in two seconds flat.
 
[quote name='kal123']Yes I know about the whole "advanced-technology-is-magic" outlook. Well I'm here to tell you that real magic has nothing to do with it. If you understood it, or even experienced it, your view would do a 180 in two seconds flat.[/quote]Would you mind scanning one of your thousand-year-old documents with some magical schematics on it so we are enlightened?
 
[quote name='kal123']Yes I know about the whole "advanced-technology-is-magic" outlook. Well I'm here to tell you that real magic has nothing to do with it. If you understood it, or even experienced it, your view would do a 180 in two seconds flat.[/quote]

Could you TP to Taco Bell and back to my work? I am hungry...
 
[quote name='drone8888']Well to ruin everything,.... Jesus was an alien! He introduced a virus which would mutate apes into intelligent beings, so that he could trick them with his technology into having wonton orgies of sex with them. Considering the only thing sexy about an ape is the way they fling poo at each other, it was the only way.

Once these mutated apes became a little too advanced, Jesus opened up a Stargate, and sent the products of his past sexual endeavors to Egypt or Masopotamia. These new god-like abominations continued their father's work, by enslaving the monkians, and casting down light from the sky to frighten them, telling them that this magic would kill them all, unless they had sex with them.

So... they did!
BUT!@!@@!
Those who did not, were considered rebels, and they were certain that they could save their new humanity. After a few hours of deep meditative conjuring, and the counsel of the trees, they figured out that they had a magic as well. They called it the FORCE, and they would show these Bubba Ho Tep wanna-be's what's up!!

Unfortunately, Jesus couldn't leave the mothership that day, he was creating Carrot Top's great, great, great, great granddaddy, so he sent his first born, Duncan Mcleod to put these ingrates in their place. With a fierce magical beam shot from the clouds into his sword, similar to what we call "lightning" today, Duncan smited those who would do Jesus any harm. This pushed the rebels into a corner, and they could only submit to the power of the "ONE".

About 2 days later, Jesus' other son Neo was invited to Earth by Gaia herself. She needed his dark mysterious spoon bending hot bod, to melt her inner core, with his Mandingo eruptions,... but this was not to be.
Neo bumped into his brother Duncan, and a debate, which lasted almost 17 minutes ensued. Can there be only one? The monkians were confused to say the least, but they fashioned an idea that stemmed from their former lives. Similar to a poo-pit, as the apes would call it, they would build an octagon, for a K1 Bloodsport Cage match!!! It sucked though, cause without Gaia's creampie leftovers, there wasn't enough stone to build it.

They got about 6 pyramids deep, when they ran out, but this didn't stop the fight.

Well, to make this short, there was no victor, Jesus decided that he would just buy them new cars, and magically create alcohol from wood, using magic. First one who crashed would be sent to Earth to make magical moving picture box movies about robots taking over the world. So, maybe you've pieced it all together by now, maybe not.

Finally, the one true god of Earth, and the REAL father of the titans, Zeus, got fed up with the way things were looking. Neo disrespecting his ho, Gaia, and Duncan stealing all his thunderbolts was just too much for him to stomach. He simply pushed a button, on his magic remote control, and paused the world. He hand plucked every single ounce of magic from the planet, and then set it back in motion.

Therefore, all magic ceases to exist, and only the Matrix is real, because everyone beleives in movies and robots and drugs and sex and Jesus. Who are you, a Zeus or a Jesus? Or do you just like playing cards with baby harversting mutant trannies, that make catpeople out of fluffernutter and Ewok ear wax??


*You have to think sinister music in your head, or else you just won't see this for it's unadulterated truth.[/QUOTE]

Is the Cybernetic Ghost of Christmas Past From the Future is starting to run out of ideas?
 
[quote name='Callandor']Is the Cybernetic Ghost of Christmas Past From the Future is starting to run out of ideas?[/QUOTE]

This is going to take a while. You might want to get some snacks.

THOUSANDS OF YEARS AGO...
 
[quote name='botticus']Would you mind scanning one of your thousand-year-old documents with some magical schematics on it so we are enlightened?[/QUOTE]

Produce verifiable evidence?! Tat's unpossible!
 
The truth is that Ronald McDonald has been controlling history for the last 80 years, in a secret volkswagen, hidden in the past.

Penny Arcade am genius
 
I was at the pawn shop the other day and they had a magical wand for sale. They called the wand "Ume's Lament" and it looked pretty cool so I went ahead and bought it. After I got home and messed around with it for awhile I was able to summon a few skeletons and a clay golem.
 
I've developed a lot of remote viewing ability, although I can't go into much detail about it due to privacy/safety.

I was able to predict who was in the restroom stall next to mine without seeing them or looking down at their shoes. I've focused and predicted the exact time (to the minute) successfully multiple times. The key is to tap into your subconcious, the instinctive mind, because that's where the "sixth sense" or third eye/crown chakra lies. I have other examples I have either forgotten or cannot speak of at this point in time, but I'm familiar with the concepts of weather control and have many times unknowingly executed moderate invisibiliy. I understand that the examples I've given cannot always be proven and are open to much skepticism, however quantum physics will provide the evidence needed to many of the supernatural occurances in this reality.

Using keywords like "magic" or "psychic" is likely to incur a negative response, OP. But I understand where you're coming from, reciting spells builds energy and vibration for whatever effect you're trying to impose, because words can be very powerful. I personally don't have the need for those techniques, for the same reason I don't need a calculator to preform basic mathematics. It's very helpful for those new to this sort of thing, however, in order to give them the focus, faith and assurance to materialize what they're looking for.

My deepest concern right know is to bring people together, to protect our rights and freedom.
 
Best post. Ever.
[quote name='DanteLeonheart']I've developed a lot of remote viewing ability, although I can't go into much detail about it due to privacy/safety.

I was able to predict who was in the restroom stall next to mine without seeing them or looking down at their shoes. I've focused and predicted the exact time (to the minute) successfully multiple times. The key is to tap into your subconcious, the instinctive mind, because that's where the "sixth sense" or third eye/crown chakra lies. I have other examples I have either forgotten or cannot speak of at this point in time, but I'm familiar with the concepts of weather control and have many times unknowingly executed moderate invisibiliy. I understand that the examples I've given cannot always be proven and are open to much skepticism, however quantum physics will provide the evidence needed to many of the supernatural occurances in this reality.

Using keywords like "magic" or "psychic" is likely to incur a negative response, OP. But I understand where you're coming from, reciting spells builds energy and vibration for whatever effect you're trying to impose, because words can be very powerful. I personally don't have the need to use those techniques, because I'm much more, I think spiritual is the word.

I'm only sixteen right now and am building this energy gradually, but hopefully we can bring people together in time to protect our rights and freedom.[/quote]
 
Anybody read that book 'The Wonderful Story Of Henry Sugar And Six More' There was a story where a dude could see through things because he concentrated on staring at a lightbulb for a very long time. Long story short I read it when I was a kid and saw floating dots for a couple of hours after. Seems magic requires prescription glasses later in life.
 
**Que the GOB Music from Arrested Development**

"Will you be needing a cage for that bird?"
"No, I'm a magician" **Puts bird in jacket**
*Hits door on the way out* "Say, what's your return policy on dead animals?"
 
[quote name='DanteLeonheart']I've developed a lot of remote viewing ability, although I can't go into much detail about it due to privacy/safety.

I was able to predict who was in the restroom stall next to mine without seeing them or looking down at their shoes. I've focused and predicted the exact time (to the minute) successfully multiple times. The key is to tap into your subconcious, the instinctive mind, because that's where the "sixth sense" or third eye/crown chakra lies. I have other examples I have either forgotten or cannot speak of at this point in time, but I'm familiar with the concepts of weather control and have many times unknowingly executed moderate invisibiliy. I understand that the examples I've given cannot always be proven and are open to much skepticism, however quantum physics will provide the evidence needed to many of the supernatural occurances in this reality.

Using keywords like "magic" or "psychic" is likely to incur a negative response, OP. But I understand where you're coming from, reciting spells builds energy and vibration for whatever effect you're trying to impose, because words can be very powerful. I personally don't have the need for those techniques, for the same reason I don't need a calculator to preform basic mathematics. It's very helpful for those new to this sort of thing, however, in order to give them the focus, faith and assurance to materialize what they're looking for.

My deepest concern right know is to bring people together, to protect our rights and freedom.[/QUOTE]

Please refer back to my other post. Why use magic to predict who will be in the stall when you could use it to...I dont know...win the lottery?
 
[quote name='Strell']This is going to take a while. You might want to get some snacks.

THOUSANDS OF YEARS AGO...[/QUOTE]

I have a sudden urge to defecate on crappy wooden toys.
 
[quote name='seanr1221']Please refer back to my other post. Why use magic to predict who will be in the stall when you could use it to...I dont know...win the lottery?[/quote] The reason I was able to see who was next to me is because I mentally connected to his vibrational wavelength, and by focusing I knew it was him. Being a friend of mine, I was subconsciously familiar with his energy. It was not coincidence, the voice saying his name was different. I wasn't deliberately thinking the name, it was just being said in my mind.

If the winning lottery numbers are generated by a computer, than I cannot "read" the data being processed from inside the computer. However, if an employee knew the winning numbers in advance, and would think them when around me, it is possible I could connect and mentally recieve the winning numbers, but as of right now that would be very difficult.

I understand your doubts. It's important to understand that I don't use magic, not in the normal sense of the word. The people who walk across very hot stones and fire, they're not injured because their mind causes their feet to increase in temperature, or perhaps nullify the pain. Remote viewing, or psychic ability, is the same. However, it is very difficult for a mind with an undeveloped third-eye chakra, and even more difficult to perform it on cue.
 
[quote name='linkpwns']**Que the GOB Music from Arrested Development**

"Will you be needing a cage for that bird?"
"No, I'm a magician" **Puts bird in jacket**
*Hits door on the way out* "Say, what's your return policy on dead animals?"[/QUOTE]

This is the Final Countdown by Europe. And I was waiting for someone to use the phrase magic trick so I could use this quote, but it doesnt look like it is going to happen.

"It's an illusion Michael. A trick is something a whore does for money....or cocaine"
 
[quote name='DanteLeonheart']I've developed a lot of remote viewing ability, although I can't go into much detail about it due to privacy/safety.

I was able to predict who was in the restroom stall next to mine without seeing them or looking down at their shoes. I've focused and predicted the exact time (to the minute) successfully multiple times. The key is to tap into your subconcious, the instinctive mind, because that's where the "sixth sense" or third eye/crown chakra lies. I have other examples I have either forgotten or cannot speak of at this point in time, but I'm familiar with the concepts of weather control and have many times unknowingly executed moderate invisibiliy. I understand that the examples I've given cannot always be proven and are open to much skepticism, however quantum physics will provide the evidence needed to many of the supernatural occurances in this reality.

Using keywords like "magic" or "psychic" is likely to incur a negative response, OP. But I understand where you're coming from, reciting spells builds energy and vibration for whatever effect you're trying to impose, because words can be very powerful. I personally don't have the need for those techniques, for the same reason I don't need a calculator to preform basic mathematics. It's very helpful for those new to this sort of thing, however, in order to give them the focus, faith and assurance to materialize what they're looking for.

My deepest concern right know is to bring people together, to protect our rights and freedom.[/QUOTE]

I knew this guy who said he had an internet girlfriend, no, an AIM gf, who would feel pain at the same time as him. He said he would prick his finger and ask if she felt it and she would say "yes." point of the story is, you sound like a moron.


And besides, there's one piece of evidence you thought we would forget about--even if you did know who was in the stall over, you would be violating the bathroom code by asking if they were who you thought they were.
 
[quote name='Apossum']I knew this guy who said he had an internet girlfriend, no, an AIM gf, who would feel pain at the same time as him. He said he would prick his finger and ask if she felt it and she would say "yes." point of the story is, you sound like a moron.


And besides, there's one piece of evidence you thought we would forget about--even if you did know who was in the stall over, you would be violating the bathroom code by asking if they were who you thought they were.[/quote] I walked out of the stall before he did. Then, when he walked out, he greeted me while I was washing my hands. No one really uses the urinals except for the last one next to the stalls, because they're so close together without walls.

The only reason I posted is because this topic became a joke and a flame-fest, and I wanted to let the OP know that there's another person with similar abilities.
 
[quote name='DanteLeonheart']I've focused and predicted the exact time (to the minute) successfully multiple times.[/QUOTE]

I've done that too. Hint, though - it's not magic. Ever heard of the term "internal clock"?

I love this thread, by the way. Highly entertaining, especially at 2:11 AM.

EDIT - Crap! My time predicting magic is off by 3 minutes! I better hone my skills for the magic tournament coming up next month.
 
[quote name='DanteLeonheart']The people who walk across very hot stones and fire, they're not injured because their mind causes their feet to increase in temperature, or perhaps nullify the pain.[/QUOTE]
Fear Factor must have actually been a Magician Contest because they did crap like that all the time.
 
[quote name='deathweasel']I've done that too. Hint, though - it's not magic. Ever heard of the term "internal clock"?

I love this thread, by the way. Highly entertaining, especially at 2:11 AM.

EDIT - Crap! My time predicting magic is off by 3 minutes! I better hone my skills for the magic tournament coming up next month.[/quote] I do remote viewing, not magic.

But you're exactly right about the internal clock, you just tap into your subconscious and you have the time.
 
[quote name='DanteLeonheart']I do remote viewing, not magic.

But you're exactly right about the internal clock, you just tap into your subconscious and you have the time.[/quote]

It's not really an internal clock nor any subconscious crap since your body doesn't run on an arbitrary 24-hour scale, but it's possible to know around what time of day it is without any weird specificity to a time scale that people made up. All that aside from the fact that specific time down to the minute depends entirely on how an individual clock is set unless you check your predictions via atomic clock every time (as if that's really less arbitrary, but I guess it would be universal for any given time zone).

I can tell pretty well when my gf is walking down the hall in the commons at school, but it isn't magic or tapping into her "vibrational energies" whatever the fuck that is. She wears jeans, the same backpack, pretty much the same shoes, and she walks at pretty much the same speed so when she walks it makes a distinct sound that having heard it many many times I've learned to recognize. It's not unusual, magic, and it doesn't have shit to do with any energy that doesn't exist.

I wouldn't doubt that you might have known that your friend was takin a shit in that stall without having actually seen him, but it doesn't have anything to do with vibrations or energy.


So Dante, how does your remote viewing work and what do you remote view (other than who is taking a dump next to you)?
 
“The intuitive mind is a sacred gift and the rational mind is a faithful servant. We have created a society that honors the servant and has forgotten the gift.” - Albert Einstein

Training the third eye chakra is important for telepathic communication, remote viewing, and other paranormal abilities discussed in this topic. The mind is very powerful, but it's been said that we only use less than ten percent of our brains. Harnessing the subconscious helps correct this imbalance. There are many different exercises used to open the third eye, but the best way to increase your intuitive perception is to simply tap into your subconscious - listen to your instincts.

Edit - Hey SpazX I know what your saying, but I was taking a leak, everyone just uses the stalls because the urinals are so close together.

I didn't hear him, if that's what you were implying. I just focused, and his name was said in my mind, but very faintly at first, then I focused more and it was louder. It's hard to describe, but I felt it was very subconscious, because the voice was so different. And no, it wasn't someone saying it aloud.

To answer your question, I haven't used remote viewing very much recently, so I'd have to think of some more examples for you.
 
[quote name='chakan']Hey, remote view me and tell me which finger I'm holding up.[/QUOTE]

....

That's not a finger! That's not a finger at all!

OH GOD
 
[quote name='Strell']....

That's not a finger! That's not a finger at all!

OH GOD[/QUOTE]

DUH

Everyone knows a thumb is not a finger
 
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