post your best jokes!

[Xevious]

Did you hear that scientists discovered a lesbian dinosaur?

Its called a "Lickalottapus"

 

[chess380]

why did the duck get pulled over ?

cause they found quack in his car :lol:

 

[MysticMike01]

[quote name='alongx'][quote name='Doylerulez']What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies?

You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.[/quote]

I love me a good dead baby joke.

[/quote]

That is crazily disturbing. But I couldn't help but laughing when I read it. I mean, YOU PEOPLE ARE SOME DISTURBED S!!! DEAD BABY JOKES?!?!?! YOU PEOPLE ARE ING INSANE!!!

 

[captainofindustry]

What do you get when you combine a baby and an apple?




Cobbler!