I was high as shit last night, but even that didn't keep me from getting so
ing irritated at certain shit that went on, which honestly is a first for me.
That opening segment was a damn train wreck, and honestly, the Orton turn should have been done right then and there instead of acting like it was all a farce.
That bullshit Sting promo almost made me wish Sting NEVER came to the WWE. That is EXACTLY the type of stupid shit that ruined any WCW momentum after the takeover and merger. Do they seriously think nobody knows what on earth Sting sounds like? Did they forget that even taking TNA out of consideration, there is this thing called the WWE Network that people can watch for a nominal fee of 9.99 a month where they can see tons of Sting footage? Seriously,
whoever decided to do that shit with the voice in the ass with Scott Hall's cattleprod.
Another thing. Did anyone else see the double-double turn last night? Honestly, WWE has GOLD on their hands with the Rusev/Cena fued, one where they could make a future top guy AND at the same time change up an act staler that 1994 Hulk Hogan. Let me explain this one for you is I may:
Cena started the night as a face, Rusev as a heel. Then Cena tells Rusev if he talks shit bout 'Murika he will kick his ass. OK I can handle that. Then, after destroying Axelmania, Rusev drops nothing but pure truth and gold out there for everyone to hear. What he said honestly wasn't bullshit, we have become weak as a nation, we have stop showing our might on things and rather resorted to talking, and due to alot of the bullshit that goes on in government, if there was a soul it would be black as night. .
Sooo.... we get Our hero, John Cena coming down to protect our virtue and beats on Rusev, puts his sub move on him and knocks him out. OK. Thats what a face does. But now, we wake up the guy, put the move on him again, and hold it until he gets what HE wants. Not Lana or Rusev saying that 'Murika is great, or apologizing, but instead something CENA wants for himself. So there was your Bret/Austin double turn, but rather than leave it alone and let it soak in, the commentary team has to pull a double turn via their stupid reasoning and make Cena face and Rusev the heel once more.
The absolute best way this thing can go down is one way: Cena loses again at Mania via Lana distraction. Then, either by some sort of accidental bump Lana gets hurt or Rusev fires her for agreeing to this match which frees her up from TV to go make her movie shes signed onto. This also sets up the 3rd and final match between Cena and Rusev. This one should be a Last Man Standing/No Holds Barred GRUDGE match. Ruzev loses this one ONLY after Cena beats him down with chairs, kendo sticks, tables, ring bells, etc. This way Rusev loses but still looks strong due to Cena only being able to beat him that way, and Cena completes the full on heel turn. This shit actually writes itself, but WWE will
it up.
Belly Dat.
Sorry for the long winded post, but I needed to get this shit out of my head. It has been running around there since last night and I dont want it
ing with my 420 tonight if ya know what I mean.