Ugh. Meant to post this an hour or so ago but my internet went down. Currently running off some shitty, non-password-protected dealy...
Right, well, I promised a big, long post (and used my "big, long penis" joke - why do I always shoot my wad early?) a while back, so here she motha

in' goes. This is specifically meant to be read by Mr. 420, BigT, etc. While I'll indulge in it from time to time, preaching to the choir isn't something I really enjoy. And since I'm doing my very best to
specifically address your arguments, the very least you can do is read this. Won't be a perfect job, granted, 'cause this is a big thread and it's late and I'll miss some stuff for sure, but I'll do what I can. Also, given my habit of jumping on people for poorly researched quote-mines and misattributations, I'm being God damn careful here, dig?
[quote name='spmahn']Who says you need a reason? It's the will of the people.[/quote]
"
Complaints are everywhere heard from our most considerate and virtuous citizens, equally the friends of public and private faith, and of public and personal liberty, that our governments are too unstable, that the public good is disregarded in the conflicts of rival parties, and
that measures are too often decided, not according to the rules of justice and the rights of the minor party, but by the superior force of an interested and overbearing majority." - James Madison (
Non-Bullshit Source)
Translation: What you're talking about is the tyranny of the majority, plain-and-simple. That is a Bad Thing. Madison then went on for another twenty paragraphs in The Federalist #10 explaining how to properly counteract this. I think it's pretty safe to say that allowing the tyranny of the majority to stand goes heavily against some of the founding principles of your country.
Speaking of the founding principles of your country: [quote name='Random Person']America was founded on Judeo-Christian principles.[/quote]
No. While the vast majority of Americans are and always have been Christian, Christianity did not "make" America. The whole "founding fathers were all deists" thing can be argued a bit as some of them varied in intensity of belief and others flip-flopped a bit, but on the whole, yeah, it's pretty much true.
Where is the Biblical equivalent to free speech? Numbers 16:35? Were all people equal under the law in Leviticus 21:17-23? Is religious freedom guaranteed in Leviticus 24:16? You might say I'm cheating by going more to the "Judeo" part of "Judeo-Christian", but hey, God burned Sodom and killed Onan in the Old Testament, not the New. And really, the whole bit of business with Sodom is up for debate.
[quote name='Random Person']America was founded on
religious principles.[/quote]
Hypothetical person, please stop. Look at your own constitution – it's free, ya know. Do you see anything even
remotely like that in there? Yes, yes, there was the bit about the “creator” in the Declaration of Independence, and yes, some of the founding fathers were pretty fond of Jesus, but that's about all you're gonna get on this bit. And if you want to argue that that somehow abrogates the whole “no favouring any religion” business... well, I'm probably not the guy you wanna talk to, but

, I'm game.
[quote name='Random Person']But this isn't
favouring any religion. You can't have morality without religion.[/quote]
Because all religions are in perfect agreement on homosexuality, right? No disagreement at all between, say, a Baptist and a UU?
And stating that there can be no morality without religion is just plain ignorant. Not that morality derived from secular sources is always good –

Ayn Rand – but it exists, and is no less valid (and, given the constitution dealy mentioned up above, preferred in this case). If you wish to argue still that even secular morality is in some way derived from religious morality – and hey, if you wanna claim some sort of responsibility for Objectivism, be my God damn guest – then... well, that doesn't work. Why?
Is something good because God (or “the gods” or whatthe

ever) says it is good? If so, then “good” is meaningless, and subject to change at the whimsy of an ineffable being. Is it then the case that God says that something is good because it truly
is good? If so, then there is a standard of good
outside of God and religion and all that noise.
[quote name='Random Person']Marriage has traditionally been a religious insti-[/quote]
No, stop there. In fact, stop a couple of words earlier. Stop at “a”. Now, from there, type in “legal contract”. Strell had a great post on this earlier that I will find tomorrow.
[quote name='Random Person']Marriages have traditionally produced offspring, and gays and lesbians are incapable of doing that.[/quote]
So are the elderly and the infertile, to say nothing those who simply choose not to have kids. Wanna take their marriages away? Besides that, there's the matter of adoption. And in-vitro fertilization. And surrogate mothers.
[quote name='Random Person']Gay marriage infringes on religious rights.[/quote]
Negatory, good buddy. No church will be required to perform a gay wedding, and you can take your slippery slope and... I forget how that goes, actually. I wanted it to end in “smoke it”, but something just doesn't look right there.
[quote name='Random Person']It's disgusting and immoral.[/quote]
By whose standards? Yours? Mine? James Madison's “overbearing majority”? Shit, smoking cigarettes is certainly disgusting (take a look at my dad's teeth some time and tell me it ain't) and immoral (aside from exposing others to carcinogens, you're a bigger drain on the healthcare system and, yeah, you're increasing the risk of leaving a lot of bereaved loved ones behind). Look, “disgusting” shit that we don't think is “right” happens. A-

ing-lot. So
now you want a nanny-state?
[quote name='Random Person']Lilboo, Bear, etc. are insulting my beliefs.[/quote]
First, red herring. Lilboo could cut the head off of a man and replace it with a cat tomorrow, and that still wouldn't have anything to do with whether or not he should be allowed to be married.
But hey, let's look at this more in-depth, because I think it deserves a greater degree of scrutiny than it's been getting.
The amount of damage that legalizing gay marriage would have on you (heterosexual people, and presumably ones that don't work as wedding planners or something) or me is the same: approximately zero. The amount of damage
criminalizing gay marriage would have on a gay couple is – what's the word? – oh, right,
mother
ing enormous. We are talking about the government saying, “Your family doesn't exist anymore.” Now, think just for a moment: if that were you, would that not get you angry? Would that not piss you the

off? Now imagine that the reason that the government said this was because of the opinion ofsomeone
right across the street from you. Think you might have some... “choice words” for her? For the little shit that decided that
her family was more important than
your family? That the love that she has for
her husband is somehow more real than the love that you have for
your partner? What a

ing cunt that woman is!
So yeah, are you seeing where some of the anger here comes?
[quote name='Random Person']Gay people
are allowed to be married – to people of the opposite sex![/quote]
Good news, Random – the government has passed a law: you have to eat food that
tastes like absolute shit. Now, most other people like the taste of it, and since you're eating the same thing as them, it's totally fair, yeah?
I considered using an example that had less to do with – y'know – the
basic necessities of life, but

you, it's late. Besides, I don't think that weakens it any.
[quote name='Random Person']Being gay is a choice![/quote]
And that's a red herring that I won't even touch without special, herring-proof gloves.
Because those things
bite.
[quote name='Random Person']Marriage should be for heterosexual couples, civil unions for homosexual.[/quote]
Separate-yet-equal is, as it turns out, not equal. When was the last time you saw a coloured fountain?
[quote name='Random Person']Claiming that this is a civil rights issue is ingenuousness – nobody's being lynched or denied the right to vote, here![/quote]
Neither was the man using the coloured fountain in my last sentence (his name is Hassan, by the way – great dancer, but kinda annoying when he's drunk). While those are the most vivid and dramatic examples of the denial of rights, we're hardly limited to “voting and not getting murdered”.
[quote name='Random Person']
NO marriage should be recognized by the government! They should stay out of that whole business![/quote]
Hey, I know this Random Person. Hi, Thrust!
[quote name='Thrust']Hi.[/quote]
Yeah, and you think that denying gays equality is the best way to go about this?
Marriage rights are not a tug-o-war. “Marriage for some” is not a necessary intermediary between “Marriage for all” and “Government out of marriage”. Getting government out of marriage – undoubtedly a difficult task, and one that I could even see myself supporting – is equally likely whether gays can marry or whether they can't.
This is no reason to oppose gay marriage!
Is there anything else? I can't think of anything else. Ah,

this shit, I'm outta here.