Ooh, ooh. I want to play too!
The PS3 is the 3DO, because it costs $600 and "Fewer games" and "Delays".
No, wait -- it's the CD-I because it's "Expensive", "Fewer games", and "Delays" and it's got expensive stuff that has nothing to do with games.
No, wait -- it's the Pippin because it's "Expensive", "Fewer games", "Delays", and it's an example of a dominant company being taken down a notch.
No, wait -- it's the Virtual boy because it's "Expensive", "Fewer games", and just thinking about it makes me see red.
No, wait -- it's the WonderSwan, because I like typing "WonderSwan".
No, wait -- I'm sure I've got it this time. It's just got to be just like something else. I know it.