Thats a great story and Stinkor takes pride in his smell. I was also 5 years old when Stinkor came stinking up my life.Boring childhood story thanks to bums...
When I was 5, I woke up Christmas morning way too early. Thinking I would be in deep shit if I got caught, I spent 10 minutes climbing down the creaky ladder on the bunk bed I shared with my older brother so I wouldn't wake anyone up. I crept down the hallway, flipped my shit when I saw Stinkor, snuck back to my room with him in tow, spent the next 10 minutes slowly climbing back up the ladder, and then took the next 20 minutes carefully peeling the plastic off the cardboard backing so it wouldn't make any noise.
Feeling like I had danced with the devil and won, it was in the middle of my celebration that I realized he smelled like absolute shit. I was too exhausted by the whole ordeal to take him back. Feeling like I had already pressed my luck too far, I laid there awake with Stinkor until morning.
However, I can say that he is by far the smelliest bed partner I have ever had, so I guess I got that going for me.