EDIT: DERPIf you limit yourself to posting only when you've had hardcore sex you'll easily make the top 10 posters in the thread.
Why don't you just chill velo.I need to stick to my new rule of only posting in here when I plat a game and then get theout asap
only plats, no more sex talk from me! lolIf you limit yourself to posting only when you've had hardcore sex you'll easily make the top 10 posters in the thread.
Yeah, its all just pandering to idiots. Most of the celeb lady comedians have played up the whole "i'm super ugly and/or fat, please laugh you ratings machines" Its just like when the ongoing joke in 30 Rock was that Liz Lemon was ugly, but Tina Fey would rarely be the ugly friend in a group.My take is that Amy Schumer makes fat jokes and Mae Whitman is dubbed the fat girl because entertainment blogs/reporters and non-realistic comment sections/twitter don't see them as super skinny like they want everyone to be. Obviously we know that she's not fat and that she's attractive, but the dumbs are much louder (and may have more numbers) so they get out in front of that shit. More power to them because I'd bang them both.
#InBeforeYou'dBangAnythingJokes
Bro, make fun of me not having sex while you get loads! Make a snarky comment!I couldn't think of anything to make fun of you Wren. You are getting divorced, life would be easier if you didn't have a kid and you havn't had sex in weeks. but those aren't insults or poking fun, those are just your known characteristics. and passive aggressive? im chill or im defending my wife, i dont think im passive aggressive but i dont even know what that means. lol peace man
Stotch is a bonerchamp. He had to tell me though because the rocket league chat censored it.I don't have sex very often or plat games very often so I'll just keep talking about whatever I'm playing ad nauseum and pepper it with middle school humor and cursing.
Did I mention that lemmings is tough even with a guide?
Boner is a funny ass word.
What am I missing here?Also almost everying Amy Schumer sketch on YouTube is about sex. Maybe she's funny maybe not but a bit of variety never hurt anyone. INTERNET CRITIC ALERT
I mean, I don't have sex a lot and it's probably not very freaky or hot. And I know I'm setting myself up on this one.
But does anyone else think that sex is overrated? I mean, yeah it's great. But so are a lot of other awesome things in this world.
OHHHH, thats what that meant?Stotch is a bonerchamp. He had to tell me though because the rocket league chat censored it.
That could be great then. I'm a little worried though because the levels in PW worked well due to the compact nature of the levels. However I also found the building the base elements and extras a lot more fun than I would have thought as I don't usually like that stuff. I can't believe I'll actually be ready for a Metal Gear game day 1 again. Feels good.Based on what I've read regarding the Mother Base stuff, it definitely sounds like MGS5 is taking a lot of cues from PW.
Is that what FWB told you?I mean, I don't have sex a lot and it's probably not very freaky or hot. And I know I'm setting myself up on this one.
But does anyone else think that sex is overrated? I mean, yeah it's great. But so are a lot of other awesome things in this world.
Nah, but really tho. Sex is cool but yeah lots of other things are also really cool. People just have a habit of being really over interested in comparing their sexy times to other peoples sexy times.I mean, I don't have sex a lot and it's probably not very freaky or hot. And I know I'm setting myself up on this one.
But does anyone else think that sex is overrated? I mean, yeah it's great. But so are a lot of other awesome things in this world.
Maybe if you targeted meth heads or drug addicts who were super desperate for money/drugs, you could have a lot more sex.I mean, I don't have sex a lot and it's probably not very freaky or hot. And I know I'm setting myself up on this one.
But does anyone else think that sex is overrated? I mean, yeah it's great. But so are a lot of other awesome things in this world.
It's ok, Bonnerchamp gets the point across.Stotch is a bonerchamp. He had to tell me though because the rocket league chat censored it.
I need to stick to my new rule of only posting in here when I plat a game and then get theout asap
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Damn! Someone's getting a hell of a lot of plats today!post
You had one of these experiences, didn't you?But does anyone else think that sex is overrated? I mean, yeah it's great. But so are a lot of other awesome things in this world.
That was Monday, jimbo. Stop smoking drugs.Yeah pitfall mentioned this yesterday. Pretty cool.
Munky when did you become such a hater? lolDamn! Someone's getting a hell of a lot of plats today!
I mean, I don't have sex a lot and it's probably not very freaky or hot. And I know I'm setting myself up on this one.
But does anyone else think that sex is overrated? I mean, yeah it's great. But so are a lot of other awesome things in this world.
Trainwreck starts out the same way, and I thought I was going to hate it. But then Hader comes along and the movie gets good. And LeBron was surprisingly good.Also almost everying Amy Schumer sketch on YouTube is about sex. Maybe she's funny maybe not but a bit of variety never hurt anyone. INTERNET CRITIC ALERT
my coworker has been a ps+ member since he got his ps4 a year ago and hasn't checked out the free games yet.
Dude, use a sock or something. Don't jizz all over your chest, that's gross.I dont need to have sex.
I just want to cum all over some fat titties. Multiple times a day.
TMI?
SOMETIMES?!This thread is like high school sometimes. Cliquish as.
I didn't think I read it right the first time. I had to re-read and re-comprehend it. My initial reaction was, 'Top 10? Don't you mean No. 1?'.I don't think I worded that post right. Top 10 posters in terms of number of posts.
Damn it. Explaining a joke is never funny. I should stick to fat jokes.
I think you meant to say Tyler. Those of us that could do it wrong (me) dont get a chance to do it wrong.I think some of you guys are doing it wrong.
I thought it was like high school because we were trying to act like whoever has the most sex is the coolest.This thread is like high school sometimes. Cliquish as.
This is wonderful. I hope that guy gets a framed copy for his viewing pleasure.https://twitter.com/NoodlecakeGames/status/629347202146693120
Seriously? So I call you out for getting defensive over something that was obviously a joke and not personal, and now it's "boo hoo,The only cliques I see are tyler/stotch/gator/topside and everyone else. I guess munky is on the tyler side now cuz I posted too often today for his liking, lol. I'm bad at keeping track, but im pretty sure everyone else in this thread is cool as. Wren is awesome, him and I just poke fun at each other sometimes
Pretty sure you meant YOUR.Seriously? So I call you out for getting defensive over something that was obviously a joke and not personal, and now it's "boo hoo,topside"?
You're an idiot.
So funny especially after the guy blows out his drag off the cigarette. Wham hit in the face. Haha
Like wren and topside said, you need to calm down. I made a joke because you said one thing and immediately did the opposite and I thought it was funny. In response you could've either said "lol yeah, you got me!" or said that I'm ignorant and that I'm now part of the butt buddy illuminati. Chill choice, bro.Munky when did you become such a hater? lol
I didn't know you were part of the tyler/stotch/topside velo hater club
why don't you just put me on ignore if you don't want to see my posts?
I guess I could put you on ignore but this is the first time iv seen you say anything ignorant, usually you are cool. idk
I gave you a nod in a previous post... guess you missed it?Pretty sure you meant YOUR.
#rehash