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I feel like 90% of the sales force expenses are alcohol related. Gotta wine & dine those docs into buying your shit somehow
Yeah that's a whole different story. Our development (aka fundraising) department is allowed to expense alcohol now, but they just recently were able to get that approved. I'm pals with one of the development officers, he said there's no way they're going to take potential high dollar donors out to nice meals and make them order a coke.

 
Every time i read one of your posts and you mention a game by name, it makes me wonder how particular someone has to be to bold the title every time rather than just typing it out regularly... it seems exhausting, but maybe I'm just lazy. You didn't always do that, right?
If being lazy is wrong, then I don't want to be right.

 
Holy Shit! Just beat Cotton Alley. Holy Cow. That was balls to the walls.

also Portal 2 on LSD with tehcro > Super Meatboy on Shroom Tea

 just saying

this is way too intense

thread complaining works again

 
Book of Unwritten Tales 2 is more...whimsical than I expected. The gameplay is whatever (typical point-and-click fare that would be much more aggravating if I wasn't following a walkthrough), but quite a bit of the dialogue made me chuckle.

 
Not sure if anyone's interested but if you preorder Tales of Zestiria on Steam, you'll get Tales of Symphonia free when it releases next year on Steam.

 
So I was right, AC3 was very thematically similar to AC1. Little is black and white, so many shades of gray. I am happy that they didn't go the "America, fuck ya!" route that they could have gone with the story and idealized the American Revolution. Did all the main story and side missions, just have to scan my villagers doing certain actions and I'll have 100% in SP. It definitely has my favorite AC in animus story of all the ones I've played (1, 2, and Revelations). Might take a break from AC for a bit or jump right into the Washington alternate history DLC missions. I'll have to look up how long they last.

They did a much better job of weaving the village build up mini-game that is in every AC game into the overall narrative. You start off with some dilapidated manor in the wilderness which is owned by a character who becomes your mentor. As you help people out of jams across the cities and wilderness they settle around area. Before you even realize it you have a thriving community. Each person has a skill (hunter, blacksmith, seamstress, miner, etc.) in which they produce output of lumber, minerals, animal pelts, etc. which you can use to craft items to sell for profit or to forge new weapons and upgrades. It's too bad the crafting and convoy (you load up the goods and then an NPC takes them to cities by land or sea to sell for a higher profit) interface is beyond shitty.

It isn't just faceless shops you're buying, but people you can interact with and chat up. Completing all the village side mentions also gives you better insight into the back story of your mentor. Similarly the assassins you recruit you can also have conversations with to learn their back story. One neat touch is one of the assassins you end up recruiting is a boy that was encountered in the very first mission and then Connor meets up with him years later.  This isn't a big plot point, it's just a detail tossed in if you take the time to track him down in a tavern and talk to him between missions.

The inclusion of weather and seasons was also a very nice touch. The cities were kinda bland though, I don't know if there just weren't many distinctive architectural features in Boston and New York at the time or if they just got lazy. The frontier also could have been a bit smaller as it can be a pain to get around quickly even after finding the fast travel points. Based on how much people liked the pirate ship combat in Black Flag I am surprised more people didn't mention the ship combat in AC3 which was mostly enjoyable. Perhaps because you don't encounter it until 6-7 hours in a lot of people just gave up on playing it before reaching that point?

Maybe the hype was just built up too much in players minds or they didn't like the slower, more character focused pace. But I thought the game was pretty good. Though I have a tendency to forgive a lot of a games shortcomings if I really enjoy the story.

 
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Only thing available  at my local best buy stores seems to be Lego Batman 3. Meh. Was hoping for the FF X remaster or Disgaea 3, but that's probably asking too much.

 
There's no US release date yet, but hopefully we'll be getting this, too: http://gematsu.com/2015/10/bloodborne-game-year-edition-announced-europe

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Playboy has been pointless for decades now anyway. Every once in a while some celeb will be in it, but otherwise there's no reason to look at the softcore stuff when there's so much hardcore porn available for free or (if you're stupid) pay via other magazines.

 
Buying playboys has always been a horrible choice. I love tits and ass but usually it is just so softcore. it's not even porn

i bought a few college girls issues and some swimsuit issues and it was a poor choice a few years ago

Give me Front or Velvet or Cheri or Razzle. or even hardcore dvd reviews. lol

oh even worse was this naked chicks smoking weed book. it was like $30 and was like 6 mediocre chics. worst purchase ever

 
Wait, you dont work at Salesforce do you? Or more importantly formerly for a company based in Indy that did direct marketing email stuff that got bought by Salesforce?
Me, nah. I know a couple people who do though. And work closely with a couple companies that use their stuff but that's about it.

 
I finally went back to playing Sly 2 yesterday. I think it must've mostly been the level I was on that made me hate it so much and stop playing it for so long. I'm on a different one now, and it's not as bad.

 
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I would argue that you probably don't need a reason to look at naked women.  if a playboy is sitting in front of me I'm not going to be all 'fuck this' and then walk over to the computer to look up some sweaty asian dp with a macro lens focused on the genitals.  I also haven't looked at so much porn that it makes looking at plain ol naked ladies mundane and boring, so ymmv I guess.

 
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That warp zone to get to the double-jump character is a bitch. First two levels aren't too bad, but the 3rd one. Wow. Not sure I can do it.
I assume you're talking about Ogmo, and not The Kid.

Ogmo's 3rd level is a bit tough. It has those big jutted out platforms that you have to jump to, right?

 
I would argue that you probably don't need a reason to look at naked women. if a playboy is sitting in front of me I'm not going to be all 'fuck this' and then walk over to the computer to look up some sweaty asian dp with a macro lens focused on the genitals. I also haven't looked at so much porn that it makes looking at plain ol naked ladies mundane and boring, so ymmv I guess.
you would be like the classy dentist on seinfeld ;)

who later turned out to be a meth dealer!

after having a bunch of kids in the suburbs

 
New world record in Spelunky: $3,404,400. They used the ball and chain to mine entire levels. Crazy. At one point they no longer have the ball and chain so I had to look up how you get rid of it. In any case they then got it back:

https://www.reddit.com/r/spelunky/comments/3o7s65/new_spelunky_score_world_record_by_kinnijup/

This is a marathon:

Part 1: https://youtu.be/h5B67ag_50I

Part 2: http://www.twitch.tv/kinnijup3/v/19977128
That is the guy that would sometimes come into my stream when I streamed Spelunky, and was watching the first time I broke 1 million. He streams all the time, awesome to see he got the record back.

 
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