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I just pull my pants all the way down and lift my shirt. Most other people don't seem to care about getting it in the toilet, so as long as I shoot for about 50% accuracy, I'm above the rest of the field.

 
munkywawa said:
Ok, I'm being 100% serious here.

What is the pun?

I don't have the Fort Knox of beer with my friend like gator does. I also don't spend enough money to buy a ps4 at bars every other night like zimm does. As a matter of fact, I don't drink at all. Maybe that means I don't have some vital piece of knowledge, but I don't get how 1040EZ Pale Ale is a pun. If it's just that there is a tax form named 1040EZ, then that's not what a pun is. Is it only available between January and April or something? Are they going to continue making it after April 15, but change the name to Form 4868 Pale Ale? I think I'm going legit insane thinking about this.
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Irregardless it's not a pun, it's ironic.
 
I've gotten to the point where I used to say irregardless so much in a "making fun of people who say it" way that now I just do it without thinking about it and my wife gets so mad.

 
I love google/the dictionary's definition of irregardless.

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ProfessorStotch said:
I've gotten to the point where I used to say irregardless so much in a "making fun of people who say it" way that now I just do it without thinking about it and my wife gets so mad.
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I make up word combinations of adjectives and prefixes all the time to fuck with the wife. She's an English major and it pisses her off. Lots of fun.

 
Wrencrest said:
It isn't accepted. Smart people still laugh at idots who say it
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Oxford dictionary has a definition like tyler said and there's even an audio clip for the correct pronunciation. If people say something enough it gets added to the lexicon.

 
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GatorBeerGeek said:
I should have pulled the reigns in a bit on that post to kilik regardless, however this post makes me an even bigger asshole. Thanks munky! I need to avoid posting while pissed off at work.

The basis of most beer names are really more references than puns and I think everyone who is an adult got the reference. In this case, what you mentioned is apparently the case in that it is a seasonal only available during tax time.
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You're welcome!

I was actually right that I was missing something because I always forget that a lot of these fancy pants beers are seasonal. Seasonal stuff is stupid anyway. I want to be able to eat pumpkin spice stuff year round and then come in here and debate about whether it's good or bad. Why should October and November get all the glory?

Anyway, gonna go pitch my idea for Form 4868 Pale Ale to that brewery now.

 
Wrencrest said:
We really need to figure out who it is that tattles. I didnt like Snakey but I never even thought of trying to get him banned. Its just a waste of time.

Your pathetic if you care that much about what someone else says on a stupid message board.
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There's more than one tattler. The person suspected lately wouldn't have reported a few of my posts over the past year or so.

 
Crunchewy said:
you tube clip
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If you pause it at 9 seconds, Maggie looks like she's giving him the stink eye like he's drunk again.

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Also, when I went into Advanced mode, I had to refresh because this part was showing the front page of CAG. Glaven.

 
Cleaner7 said:
Women are disgusting.
Walked into a stall and there was blood on the toilet seat. It happened TWICE today. There must be some random bleeder leaving their trail everywhere. Had to rant. Guys are lucky and less disgusting when it comes to restrooms I'd assume.
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Some guys are really proud of their shit and leave it there for everyone to look at. I personally think their heads should be dunked in it.

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OK, holy shit, this week's episode of X-Files was so damn good.  I had my doubts after the first two episodes, but now I'm hooked.  And Murray from Flight of the Conchords should be in more stuff!  It also had Dinesh from Silicon Valley.  So good.

 
tylerh1701 said:
This seems like the issue for me too. Guys come in to restroom stalls and just blow the whole place up with gross noises and shit. It's disgusting, but it happens sometimes.

But with women I'm sure they get all gossipy about it and shit. "You'll never believe who destroyed the bathroom yesterday!" when it's really just a bodily function that you only have so much control over.

And I've also wondered about women going to the bathroom together. Like, one woman excuses herself and then another woman is like "oh I'll go with you." That would fucking suck if you had to take a shit and your friend is all like "oh yeah i'll just tag along".
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I'm never heard gossip about it but I'm sure some women do. Like you said you can't control it.

mitch079 said:
Some guys are really proud of their shit and leave it there for everyone to look at. I personally think their heads should be dunked in it.
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Women do the same nasty things as men in the bathroom. They don't flush or piss on the seat/floor and sometimes leave pubes. They just have more body liquids to dirty it with.

You know how generally men have no shame farting in public and it's much rarer to hear women do it? Well they usually do it in the restroom. That's the secret. We hear it all in there.

The moral is people are disgusting regardless of sex.
 
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Are we teaming up for Helldivers tonight?

I'll probably stream in a bit. Gonna download Unravel on XB1 first and eat.

Mild, I'm going to see if my Vita is dead and hopefully download the DC LBP Vita content so we can knock that out when we get the chance.
 
Cleaner7 said:
I'm never heard gossip about it but I'm sure some women do. Like you said you can't control it.

Women do the same nasty things as men in the bathroom. They don't flush or piss on the seat/floor and sometimes leave pubes. They just have more body liquids to dirty it with.

You know how generally men have no shame farting in public and it's much rarer to hear women do it? Well they usually do it in the restroom. That's the secret. We hear it all in there.

The moral is people are disgusting regardless of sex.
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No wonder you're a lesbian!

Wait.

 
Cleaner7 said:
piss on the seat
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This right here is why women are worse than men. Yes, it happens in mens rooms too. However, if you do have to sit you can find a piss free toilet in there unless you are at a convention of small dick dudes too freaked out to use a urinal like they should when pissing.

Women should never ever piss on the toilet unless they do the squatting nonsense. Seriously, is it going to hurt you for the back of your thighs to touch the fucking toilet seat?

 
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Yesterday my wife came home and was telling me about one encounter she had with a guy at her work who came off kind of sleazy. He went to the bathroom, came out and left, and she went in shortly after. Small office, so it's a unisex bathroom. She said there was piss everywhere to the point where she had no option but to clean it up. She said she was throwing paper towels down and they were getting drenched. Then she used a mop/broom and a dust pan to pick them up since obviously she didn't want to touch paper towels that were sopping wet with some dudes piss.

It really floors me how gross some people can be.

 
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Vita battery update:

I plugged it in to my computer via just the USB all yesterday afternoon even though the charge battery icon never appeared. Was able to play it all the way home in the bus. Got home and didn't plug it in at all and it was still showing mostly full juice when I randomly woke up in the middle of the night and remembered to plug it in.

Played it on the bus all morning and it still showed full juice when I got back in the bus after work. Played the whole way home with only a slight decrease in the icon.

Had wifi on the entire time.

So we fixed battery drain?
 
But I really do hate that bitch. The ex can't come here without saying something. Can't ever just leave shit alone and not pick at something. No wonder men kill their wives so much.
 
The Daredevil theatrical version must have really sucked because I finished the Director's Cut last night and thought it was shit.  

 
ProfessorStotch said:
Yesterday my wife came home and was telling me about one encounter she had with a guy at her work who came off kind of sleazy. He went to the bathroom, came out and left, and she went in shortly after. Small office, so it's a unisex bathroom. She said there was piss everywhere to the point where she had no option but to clean it up. She said she was throwing paper towels down and they were getting drenched. Then she used a mop/broom and a dust pan to pick them up since obviously she didn't want to touch paper towels that were sopping wet with some dudes piss.

It really floors me how gross some people can be.
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Why did she clean it up? That's time to go tell management or somebody that he did it.

 
ProfessorStotch said:
Yesterday my wife came home and was telling me about one encounter she had with a guy at her work who came off kind of sleazy. He went to the bathroom, came out and left, and she went in shortly after. Small office, so it's a unisex bathroom. She said there was piss everywhere to the point where she had no option but to clean it up. She said she was throwing paper towels down and they were getting drenched. Then she used a mop/broom and a dust pan to pick them up since obviously she didn't want to touch paper towels that were sopping wet with some dudes piss.

It really floors me how gross some people can be.
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Maybe he walked in saw what a fucken mess it was and left. I wouldn't clean it up if it wasn't my mess. Or was he creepy even before today?

We are lucky to have two bathrooms in the main office and one down in the warehouse.

I am not supposed to used the Executive one but would if I had to due how filthy the main one was. I would also mention the mess to the facilities manger (or one of his supervisors). Not sure if they would do anything about it or wait till the cleaning crew (2 people) come at night. They only come I think 3 or 4 nights a week (not all 5).

 
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Zimm108 said:
Vita battery update:

I plugged it in to my computer via just the USB all yesterday afternoon even though the charge battery icon never appeared. Was able to play it all the way home in the bus. Got home and didn't plug it in at all and it was still showing mostly full juice when I randomly woke up in the middle of the night and remembered to plug it in.

Played it on the bus all morning and it still showed full juice when I got back in the bus after work. Played the whole way home with only a slight decrease in the icon.

Had wifi on the entire time.

So we fixed battery drain?
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I did the reset yesterday and left it on the charger overnight. I was so disgusted by BatteryGate I couldn't bare to play it today at lunch.

Actually I wasn't really in the mood to play. Took a later lunch and there were 4 cackling hens in the lunch room. I ate quickly and went out. Damn near 60 so it was nice outside anyway.

 
tylerh1701 said:
PS4:

Arslan: The Warriors of Legend
Assassin’s Creed Chronicles: Russia
Dying Light: The Following Enhanced Edition
Firewatch
Lovers in a Dangerous Spacetime
Mop: Operation Cleanup
Naruto Shippuden: Ultimate Ninja Storm 4
Rugby Challenge 3 (available 2/10)
Siralim (cross-buy)
Unravel

PS3:

Arslan: The Warriors of Legend

PS Vita:

Breath of Fire III (PSP)
Siralim (cross-buy)
We Are Doomed (cross-buy with previously released PS4 version)
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Siralim!! I was wondering about that a few days ago.
 
GatorBeerGeek said:
I should have pulled the reigns in a bit on that post to kilik regardless, however this post makes me an even bigger asshole. Thanks munky! I need to avoid posting while pissed off at work.

The basis of most beer names are really more references than puns and I think everyone who is an adult got the reference. In this case, what you mentioned is apparently the case in that it is a seasonal only available during tax time.
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I'm assuming it's a session beer, thus the EZ fits, but I didn't actually look for a description of this beer.
 
Cleaner7 said:
Are we teaming up for Helldivers tonight?
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Zimm is at pinball league until about 10:30 eastern so we were going to play then.

He's on PS3 so we'll find out if you can really play PS4+PS3. For chat he's going to start a party on Vita. I'm hoping I can join that from PS4, but if not I'll connect with the Vita just for the chat.

I'm going to have to relearn the game....
 
Man this 30 for 30 on the Chicago bears is bringing me down. Payton was my football hero when I was a kid, and the only jersey I ever wore or even owned in my life was #34.

 
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Sorry Zimm and friends. I got caught up playing Unravel and when I switched to PS4 I realized I have the Vita/PS3 versions downloaded but forgot to purchase the PS4 version. It's downloading now. I can play tomorrow/this weekend if you want.

At first Unravel was okay but then I got used to the puzzle and gameplay mechanics and it started to get a lot better. I'll buy it once it goes on sale since EA is publishing it.
 
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