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Today on my first day in the job I got a free Powerball ticket, free lunch, free bag of popcorn and soda, drank a beer while watching the Twins home opener across the street, and won Twins tickets in a drawing.

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CrazyD, how in the world did you beat crushing but NOT get 250 headshots.

I got 250 by like chapter 20 maybe. 

Kinda impressive to beat it on crushing and not get that.

 
kilik64 said:
CrazyD, how in the world did you beat crushing but NOT get 250 headshots.

I got 250 by like chapter 20 maybe.

Kinda impressive to beat it on crushing and not get that.
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No idea. Hopefully I don't have too many more to get. Ammo is pretty plentiful, so I just waste bullets into people. And my aiming is terrible.
 
One of my kids got me to order an anime DVD set from playtech-asia.com. I guess I should have known from that name that they were sketchy, but I just ordered it. Now we read that they sell bootlegs. It's also seemingly impossible to get support. Any of you anime types heard of this place? Bad rep warranted?

FYI, he ordered "Mekaku City Actors".

 
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Chris Davis with the 3 run blast in the top of the 9th to take the lead over Boston, 9 to 6. Hell yeah! Now we just need 3 outs and the Orioles have their best start ever at 6 and 0. Of course now I'm sure I jinxed it.

EDIT: This is going just as I predicted so far. Now 9 to 7, nobody out. Oh boy.

Ok, they did it, but Britton sure made it unnecessarily exciting at the end.

 
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Vigilante said:
I'd lock in a trade now just in case. As I said before, I don't know how Amazon is going to enforce the "guaranteed TIV" when the one listed on the page is noticeably lower.
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I'd probably screencap the game page (since the info is there) just to play it safe.

 
Zimm108 said:
Today on my first day in the job I got a free Powerball ticket, free lunch, free bag of popcorn and soda, drank a beer while watching the Twins home opener across the street, and won Twins tickets in a drawing.

#work
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Man that's rough, not sure how any other work day could live up.

 
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kilik64 said:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Agygqfw__QI

Wow.
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Wow, good thing that guy defended himself from that dangerous threatening man. Also props to the guy with the phone shooting video and making that comment. Love the world we live in.

 
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Just figured out how easy it is to install emulators on the Amazon Fire TV Stick. Popeye (Arcade) on the big screen here I come! 

 
kilik64 said:
Another week, another poor kid victimized by his teacher with the sex.

http://fox6now.com/2016/04/08/documents-reveal-inappropriate-text-messages-between-new-berlin-h-s-teacher-and-student/

This one is from wisconsin.

Oh and English teacher, cause its always an english teacher.
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I was going to post this the other day but I couldn't find a decent enough picture of her. She looked best on the front of the county paper but online not so good.

I have also been to both of those places they had sex...albeit 10 years ago.

 
Crunchewy said:
Do you spend your days scouring the internet for teachers having sex with students stories Kilik? Is there something you want to tell us?
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Nah, a certain "news" website does that for me, they post one almost every week.

You'd think english teachers would learn by now, or at least how to do enough math to calculate a kids age.

 
kanamit said:
I was going to post this the other day but I couldn't find a decent enough picture of her. She looked best on the front of the county paper but online not so good.

I have also been to both of those places they had sex...albeit 10 years ago.
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Yea guessing the motel 6 is the one right by me on barker and bluemound...I live right by those car dealerships and kohls just a little way down on moreland.
 
kilik64 said:
Nah, a certain "news" website does that for me, they post one almost every week.

You'd think english teachers would learn by now, or at least how to do enough math to calculate a kids age.
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Well they aren't math teachers. Also it's even harder to calculate a dogs age so those offenders get a little more leeway.

 
I realize that all kids are assholes, but it's amazing how ungrateful these shitheads are. I would have happily had park-n-ride sex with a couple of my teachers and I would have kept my damn mouth shut. 

You know these kids are probably tattling because they're shitty in bed and don't want their fellow students to find out when the English teacher moves on to another kid. Dumbasses.

 
Thermopyle said:
I realize that all kids are assholes, but it's amazing how ungrateful these shitheads are. I would have happily had park-n-ride sex with a couple of my teachers and I would have kept my damn mouth shut.

You know these kids are probably tattling because they're shitty in bed and don't want their fellow students to find out when the English teacher moves on to another kid. Dumbasses.
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You (and every other guy ever) would brag about it to everyone they knew, then the jealous kids who weren't getting laid by the teacher would report her.

Then the kids who were getting laid change their story because they have a civil case against the school district.

 
I just got the email for the Battleborn Beta. I think this is the 3rd time I've gotten beta information at a point I consider too late. If you have a beta and it can be preloaded...why not tell me a week before?

Yeah I knew the beta existed 2 days ago when people were talking about it but with download size I will lose a day. I'd have actually downloaded it and  played it if they told me earlier.

And if you say I should have known, then why the fuck do they even bother sending the emails?

Edit: Sorry, I'm just pissed that no female teacher ever wanted me for sex.

 
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Thermopyle said:
I never had sex with any of my teachers but I've never bragged about having sex that I can recall. Do you guys actually do that? :whistle2:k
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Only if the girl is too embarrassed by the fact that she actually slept with me and would rather hide than speak up to refute my tall tales of sexual prowess.

Or something.

 
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"Adding playstation trophies or xbox achievements aren't possible in free updates" so we'll make the only hard sounding challenges in Far Cry Primal only available on ubisoft club, C'mon son. Liars.

 
I'd brag about sex if there were trophies. I'd have my sex trophy card displayed and I'd have the most platinums of anyone.

Imagine if chicks were like games? Tyler would bang a bunch of weird chicks that no one else really likes. Gator would be banging a bunch of Asian chicks that he doesn't have to put a lot of work into. Simmias would make sure he finished 100% of the time. I would bang one chick and then start a bunch but keep going back to the same one even though she hasn't done anything new in six months.
 
ProfessorStotch said:
I'd brag about sex if there were trophies. I'd have my sex trophy card displayed and I'd have the most platinums of anyone.

Imagine if chicks were like games? Tyler would bang a bunch of weird chicks that no one else really likes. Gator would be banging a bunch of Asian chicks that he doesn't have to put a lot of work into. Simmias would make sure he finished 100% of the time. I would bang one chick and then start a bunch but keep going back to the same one even though she hasn't done anything new in six months.
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I'd be OK with this.

 
Welp, I thought it was an april fools thing but I guess red robin really does have a burger with fried ramen noodles for the buns.
 
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