Retail Employee Stories Part 6: The Life & Tragedies Of GrilledWitOnions

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My mom isn't the most knowledgeable person when it comes to computers. She wants a new one (though her current one functions perfectly for her needs). She called me to ask if $300 for a new laptop was good. Then she listed off the tech specs of a couple desktop models, asking how much "gee-bee" was enough...as well as asking how many "gee-h-zees" she needed. I could hear the store employee in the background (bless him) trying to explain that since she wasn't gaming, the model with 3gb of memory and a 320 gb hard drive would be PLENTY for her, seeing as her current computer has approximately a fourth of that. She insisted that "my daughter knows all about computers and will know what I need". When I told her the guy was right, she just said, "Oh. Well I'll go to Best Buy and ask the guy there." UGH.

I also go through this when I ask her to check to see if a store has ammunition. It's pretty hard to find 9mm in my area, so I asked her to pick some up if she found any. She called me asking how much "gee-arr" I wanted (Mom, that's called grain), and if I needed the "big ones" or the "small ones". She meant 9x57 or 9 mm luger. Then she went on to brands...I finally just told her I'd found some cheaper here so she would leave the store without purchasing any. I doubt the guy behind the counter would have felt comfortable selling ammo to someone without a clue, anyway.

I love her dearly, but sometimes the questions she asks....:)
 
I apologize if people are getting tired of the subject of tipping, but I have an actual story to tell surrounding this, so maybe it'll be a bit more enjoyable.

When I lived in Florida, I ordered from Pizza Hut a lot. Now, my Pizza Hut was a good 12 minutes of driving away, which means for a pickup order, it requires a 24-minute round trip. Sometimes, for whatever reason, I couldn't manage that. So I had to order delivery. I don't know if it's the same everywhere else, but in that particular area, Pizza Hut automatically tacks on a $2.50 delivery charge on their order. On top of that, I'm expected to tip the driver. So if I tip 20% on a $12-13 order, I'm already out $5.00 for the privilege of getting delivery. That's 40% of the price of my typical order. I wasn't making a hell of a lot then, and had a lot of bills to pay. If my checkbook was sagging, I would occasionally only tip ~12%.

Now, on two separate occasions, when I went out to the elevator the next morning, the driver had thoughtfully scrawled on the elevator wall somewhere "302 is cheap". 302 being my apartment number. The first time it happened, I thought it was amusing, and had to restrain myself from adding "and easy" to the end of it. The second time, it pissed me off, and I had to restrain myself from completely docking the tip off my next order (the driver of that order probably wasn't involved, so it would have been unfair to punish them). If it had happened a third time, I'd have called up that Pizza Hut and given the manager a piece of my mind.

If the drivers want better tips, how about they complain to their company about the arbitrary $2.50 delivery charge I'm getting slapped with that no other pizza delivery service in the area sees fit to charge? Where does that $2.50 go, anyway, if not to the drivers? If it does go to them, then why the hell are they riding my ass about getting less money?
 
[quote name='Zorpheus']I apologize if people are getting tired of the subject of tipping, but I have an actual story to tell surrounding this, so maybe it'll be a bit more enjoyable.

When I lived in Florida, I ordered from Pizza Hut a lot. Now, my Pizza Hut was a good 12 minutes of driving away, which means for a pickup order, it requires a 24-minute round trip. Sometimes, for whatever reason, I couldn't manage that. So I had to order delivery. I don't know if it's the same everywhere else, but in that particular area, Pizza Hut automatically tacks on a $2.50 delivery charge on their order. On top of that, I'm expected to tip the driver. So if I tip 20% on a $12-13 order, I'm already out $5.00 for the privilege of getting delivery. That's 40% of the price of my typical order. I wasn't making a hell of a lot then, and had a lot of bills to pay. If my checkbook was sagging, I would occasionally only tip ~12%.

Now, on two separate occasions, when I went out to the elevator the next morning, the driver had thoughtfully scrawled on the elevator wall somewhere "302 is cheap". 302 being my apartment number. The first time it happened, I thought it was amusing, and had to restrain myself from adding "and easy" to the end of it. The second time, it pissed me off, and I had to restrain myself from completely docking the tip off my next order (the driver of that order probably wasn't involved, so it would have been unfair to punish them). If it had happened a third time, I'd have called up that Pizza Hut and given the manager a piece of my mind.

If the drivers want better tips, how about they complain to their company about the arbitrary $2.50 delivery charge I'm getting slapped with that no other pizza delivery service in the area sees fit to charge? Where does that $2.50 go, anyway, if not to the drivers? If it does go to them, then why the hell are they riding my ass about getting less money?[/QUOTE]
I always thought delivery charges were common, but then I always pick up to avoid any charges there might be. I would assume the charge is to cover gas. I would think of the charge being part of the order, and tip off of the total amount.
 
[quote name='GrilledWitOnions'] I would think of the charge being part of the order, and tip off of the total amount.[/QUOTE]

I believe it's for insurance for the business. Also, I would not include the fee as part of the total. The charge is separate and doesn't generally go to the driver unless otherwise noted.

Another call center story

Towards the end of my employment the company I worked for picked up a bunch of satellite accounts and I had to sell satellite systems(direct TV, dish network) and meet a commission number although I was not paid commission. One night I'm 3/4 through a call with a guy who is psyched to get satellite. So we get to the credit card and he doesnt have one and is saying I can pay by check. I suggest he go to his bank and get a debit card and we will save his order so all he has to do is call back and give the card number. He then goes on a tirade telling me my mother is of questionable background and of ill repute(several inappropriate insults of which I don't remember his exact wording...think whore was in there.) I let him continue and he eventually hangs up. I guess credit cards/debit cards are a sensitive subject.
 
Randomoutburst,

I always tip 10% for lunch or 15% for dinner; not more unless the restaurant charge automatically (18%) for large party here in SoCal.

It starts to ridicule though, when you eat at a nice restaurant (Lawry's, Morton, etc) when the bill can easily reach $200. If you ask me to tip you 20%, it's $40 x # of tables serve.

My wife only make $38/hour for being an Engineer with master degree with 4 years experience, and you expect me to pay you more than her... Forget it, it just doesn't make sense.

Even at Chilli's, a typical bill for family is at least $50; at a minimum 10% tip = $ 5 x # of tables + your wage. You make more than people in my factory who works harder physically to produce actual goods.

If you want to be a server, than do it without expecting much from the customer; since without them the restaurant has no business and you'll lose your job. If you want more money, work on something else.

I just don't get the cry for more tips.. How much do you think a server should make in an hour - $ 20?

You do know that not everybody deserve a large flat panel lcd, a car, a house, etc. We're not a socialist the last time I check, even though we're almost there with the bailout and all.
 
The real problem with tipping is that most restaurants are indeed Socialist. They have these things called "tip pools" where everyone that works has to put their tip in a collection and then the restaurant divvies it up equally amongst the employees. I wish I knew the restaurants that did that so I would never tip there again. Maybe after the store starts losing money from having to pay the employees they will cut that shit out.
 
[quote name='GrilledWitOnions']I always thought delivery charges were common, but then I always pick up to avoid any charges there might be. I would assume the charge is to cover gas. I would think of the charge being part of the order, and tip off of the total amount.[/QUOTE]
I don't pay tips off of fees, only when it comes to goods and services rendered. :shame: Ah well, I've moved from there, and now have a Pizza Hut within a 3 minute drive.

Back to the original subject here.

Some peeves I had while working at BK:
- People who would come into the dining room during a busy period, wait in line, then get up to the counter and only THEN try to figure out what they want.
- Cellphones while ordering. 'Nuff said.
- People who want lunch items during breakfast hours. If it's close enough to the lunch cutoff point, we sometimes made it for them anyway, though since we don't have stuff ready, it took us a bit longer. Some people then have the nerve to complain how long it takes even after we warned them about it. :bomb:
- People who came in, ordered something, then pushed on us because they're late for work or whatever. If you didn't have time to spare to wait for your food, why did you stop here?
- People who found burnt sesame seeds on their buns or in their food and tried to pass it off as dead bugs to get their money back. Yes, this happened more than once.
- Coworkers who can't tell the difference between Diet and Regular Coke syrup boxes when changing out the empty bags. Yay, our coke tastes like diet for the next hour because you can't read a label. It even has the distinct logo on it!
 
[quote name='Zorpheus']
- People who came in, ordered something, then pushed on us because they're late for work or whatever. If you didn't have time to spare to wait for your food, why did you stop here?[/QUOTE]

A lady came in To-Go and asked how long it would take to make a Philly Cheesesteak. I told her eight minutes minimum and she said she was late and needed it in five. When she complained, I pulled out a phrase I use in retaliation of the "I'm in a hurry" card...Here's how it goes: "Lack of planning on your part does not constitute an emergency on my part."
As the last word left my mouth all I could think was that I've never been fired from a job, but it was probably about to happen and only two months after I was hired. Luckily for me, the lady blinked a couple times and said, "I guess you're right." and walked out. I was shaky for the rest of my shift and haven't ever said it again, simply because I believe that was my one freebie with that phrase...and if I ever use it again I know I won't be so lucky.

But yeah, people that get angry at YOU because THEY can't manage their time efficiently really annoy me. :whistle2:\
 
[quote name='Zorpheus']If the drivers want better tips, how about they complain to their company about the arbitrary $2.50 delivery charge I'm getting slapped with that no other pizza delivery service in the area sees fit to charge? Where does that $2.50 go, anyway, if not to the drivers? If it does go to them, then why the hell are they riding my ass about getting less money?[/QUOTE]
We do. At least, those of us that remember when Pizza Hut didn't charge for delivery (in my area at least). We've always been paid a stipend for our gas and maintenance needs. When the delivery charge was added, it wasn't added for our benefit.
 
[quote name='Zorpheus']
- People who want lunch items during breakfast hours. [/QUOTE]

As long as you don't deny someone breakfast 5 minutes after the breakfast deadline ends you should be able to avoid any Falling Down situations.
 
[quote name='casperinian']As long as you don't deny someone breakfast 5 minutes after the breakfast deadline ends you should be able to avoid any Falling Down situations.[/QUOTE]
In that case, it's all about supply. We may of had stuff left over from breakfast that we'd be happy to serve to late customers, but we purposely rationed out our breakfast components to run out at the switch time, and had the raw components put away by that time. If we didn't have anything left to serve, sorry, you're out of luck. Shoulda got in earlier.
 
[quote name='casperinian']As long as you don't deny someone breakfast 5 minutes after the breakfast deadline ends you should be able to avoid any Falling Down situations.[/QUOTE]

Funny you should mention that, I deliver stuff all the time to this guy who looks dead-on Michael Douglas in that movie. He even wears the button down shirt, the glasses and the pocket protector.
 
[quote name='GrilledWitOnions']I really hate that BK says the cheesy tots are a breakfast item. I want them at night most of the time, and they really don't seem like a hard item to make...[/QUOTE]

That's odd, the BK by my house offers them all day- I know my mom's bought them in the afternoon before.
 
This is more of a different perspective. My friend and I were in gas station store because school had just gotten out and we were hungry. He grabs a cheeseburger, brings it up to the counter and hears this from the clerk: "I'll give you the burger for free if you give me the wrapper." We just looked at each other, and he said okay. The clerk grabs the burger, carefully peels the white foil wrapping off and places it on the back counter. He reaches underneath the register for a clear plastic bag, sticks the burger inside and hands it to my friend.

He must have been on some heavy duty stuff.
 
I had a customer call up today asking me if there's anyway she can get TV without a pay service or a converter box. I tell her not unless her TV is digital. She asks me how much the converter boxes are. I tell her ours are $60 before the $40 coupon. She then flips out about how "it's not really a coupon if you have to pay $40 for it!!" I try and explain that you apply for $40 off the $60 price. She asks how. I tell her that you can either call, mail them, or go online. She responds with "I don't have a computer! You're making me angry!"

The best part? Her husband comes on the phone after she starts spazzing and says, "Forgive our ignorance of this sort of stuff. We're both blind."

Yes, I got yelled at by a blind woman acting as if me and my "obstacles" were the reason she couldn't watch TV.
 
At work last night there was a lady sitting at a table in the section next to mine. She reached out her arm and grabbed mine as I walked by (I HATE that), and goes, "Excuse me, are you my server??" Well, no, I wasn't. But if she needed something I wasn't going to be a bitch about it. When I said, "No, I'm not. But maybe I could help you with whatever you need?" she snapped, "No, find MY server." Okee-dokey. I found her server and sent her on her way to see what this lady needed. About 15 minutes later once the lady had her food, she grabbed my arm as I walked past...again. "Yes, ma'am?" "You forgot my barbeque sauce." Now, at this point I'm irritated. She apparently can't remember faces or RACES because I'm so white I look like a porcelain doll and her server is BLACK. "Ma'am, I didn't forget anything. I'm not your server." "I don't care. Get me my barbeque sauce!" Okay then. I did as asked, then made a point to avoid walking by that table again.
Oh, no. She came and FOUND me next time and complained that I was taking too long with her check...which I never took, of course. Her server happened to be standing next to me at the other computer, processing the payment. Her server looked at her and goes, "Ma'am, I have it right here. I'll bring it to you as soon as this ticket prints, okay?" The lady then wanders off to complain to the (new) manager that her server was giving other people her credit card, etc, etc. We had to both explain what had happened to the manager who doesn't know either of us so was probably wondering what the fuck we were trying to pull. Good times.
Alright, well I'm getting on my flight in a couple hours so I'll update the blog when time allows. Pray my plane doesn't crash up over the ocean! :)
 
Your patience is much more extensive than mine. It would have been go time the second time she grabbed my (your) arm. Some people just shouldn't be let out of the house.
 
[quote name='GrilledWitOnions']I really hate that BK says the cheesy tots are a breakfast item. I want them at night most of the time, and they really don't seem like a hard item to make...[/QUOTE]
It is categorized as a breakfast item, but it's still served all day. I frequently substitute my fries for them in a value meal.


[quote name='randomoutburst']I did as asked, then made a point to avoid walking by that table again. Oh, no. She came and FOUND me next time and complained that I was taking too long with her check...which I never took, of course. Her server happened to be standing next to me at the other computer, processing the payment. Her server looked at her and goes, "Ma'am, I have it right here. I'll bring it to you as soon as this ticket prints, okay?" The lady then wanders off to complain to the (new) manager that her server was giving other people her credit card, etc, etc.[/QUOTE]
:whistle2:s
 
oh dear god where do i begin, i work 3rd shift at walgreens in north carolina right outside of raleigh. keep in mind we are southerners but not all southerners are rednecks or hillbillies like some people like to think, granted we do have some of those.

and for the love of god people it is the rudest thing in the world to throw your money at someone or just sit a random amount on the counter when their hand is held out not 1 inch from the money but some people will reach over it to sit in on the counter. i had one jackass hit me in the face with change when he threw it at me. notice next time you go to the store no matter how they get your money, when you have change the worker puts it in your hand. i also have these kids that will get a 1.00 thing of candy and have 30 1's in their wallet but have to give me the hundred they have, and if they more than 1 hundred they will get in line again to break all of them. i also have the teenagers that dont want anything below a twenty, they could spend .50 and either throw away (yes in the trash can) the money or tell me to keep it, one day they will realize that mommy and daddy wont just keep throwing money to them and want to keep their money. our cart return is 15 feet from the register along with our basket return, yet people will either leave then on the floor in from of the register, on the register, in from on the return, blocking the door, or just throw them somewhere.

most of the customers dont understand that not only am i the person that runs the register, im the one that gets baby formula/razors/ink cartridges/locked up medicine, stock the store, clean the store, do photo orders, check outs, check dates on items, set our reader board, put up and pull down all sales tags, reset the aisles, and help them find items which includes going into the stock room and looking for it. they think i should be standing at the register all night to be there when they are ready, not realizing i am always busy on some project or another and try my best to make their shopping experience as pleasant and stress free as possible.

i have the people that must have a phobia of receipts, they will avoid the money and let it fall on the floor before they take it, they have thrown it back in my face, will leave it sitting there, will throw them behind items, anything you can think of. Then when they have to do an exchange they accuse me of never giving it to them.

we got somd 11 inch tv in, they are about as big as our sales ad. they were on sale on black friday i think they were 49.99 that day and 129.99 normally. people came in expecting an 11 inch tv to be this gigantic massive huge as hell tv. we had about 30 people cussing and threatening to call the cops on us that it was a bait and switch.

black friday was hell night. we got an email from corporate that we couldnt sell any of the sell items until 7 am, even though they started ringing up at 4am.

noone can understand our ad tags (sales tags). we have sales tags that list savings after register rewards (kind of a cross between instant rebates and in store coupons) basically you buy the mandatory item/ammount of item and get a coupon worth anywhere from .25 to 25.00 which you can use on anything except tobacco. our tags also follow this pattern on some things; sales price above ammount you save above the normal price. guess what everyone sees and thinks is the price. we also have items where certain ammounts will be taken off automatically at the register like buy one get one, buy one get one half off. sometimes these take it off as you ring them up, sometimes its not until after you hit the total button, sometimes its after a coupon. if it doesnt come up as we are ringing them up we have people that will cuss us out yelling and throwing items and asking to see the manager and wont let us explain that once we hit total or put the coupon in it will come off.

we have people trying to haggle us on everything "well at murpheys (walmart gas stations) they take coupons for all brands of cigarrettes and use them for other brands" we explain that we have to use the coupon at the time of purchase and they dont so we cant do that. usually that pisses them off.

we have the stoners/retards that seem to think we stupid enough to fall for "hey man can i take that out to my car/home/girlfriend/dog/crackdealer to see if it will work?" "yea after you pay for it, we can exchange it if it doesnt work or isnt what you need, just bring it back with your receipt"

photo is a nightmare i hate working in it. we have people that will use our kiosk and even though there is a sign that says one hour photo they think as soon as they are done selecting the photos they want printed we can hand them to then. we have the people that bring in a cd full of pictures that are so small that when they are printed on a 4x6 they are so blurry you cant tell what they are. we have the people that submit internet orders and jump in their car and speed over getting in the store within 5 minutes of it. we havent even recieved the order on our side yet and they are getting mad that they arent done. usually these are 100-1200 pictures of varying sizes that they think are done as soon as they hit send. we have people that will send in internet orders at all hours of the night usually 500 or moreof stupid stuff (do you need 500 pictures of 1 dog 75 of which are it trying to drop a duece and then 35 of the duece it dropped?). dear god if those pictures dont look perfect and its not our fault we hear about how bad of a company we are. we also fill ink cartridges and some people have this notion it only takes 5 minutes to fill them when it takes more like 20-45 minutes we have to clean the head, then test it, then start filling it, then test it again, everything except cleaning it is done by a machine, but we have to change it between spots when its done.

i had one lady come in at 3:30am last week drop off 48 ink cartridges and say "ill be back for them in half an hour" i told her "ma'am thats how long it could take to fill one cartridge, i can try for 3 hours if everything goes smooth and they dont take a long time, but usually they take atleast 20 minutes, but to be honest it would be best to try coming back after 11am" she replies "thats too long, i've had these for 2 days from work and we need them at 7 am, do it in half an hour or i'm calling your store manager" needless to say they werent done in a half an hour they werent done until after 1pm that day

we have online only items we sell a small ammount of 2 kinds of printer cartridges hp and lexmark any other kind is online, we also sell contact lenses and gps online. we have people that come in everyday cussing me out because we dont have their kind of cartridge in store. i keep telling them they are online only and all they say is well you should get them in store "are you too stupid to get them in here?"

people will buy something on sale and then try to return it when the sale is over to get more money back. they get pissed and threaten to call the cops and the governor (why her? why not corporate i wonder)

mid june our fridge died after our yearly cleaner came and cleaned it. anything that was soda or water had to be thrown out, we put a sign on the door, on the fridge, as soon as you walk in on our store signs saying we didnt have milk, eggs, bacon, butter, or anything like that, people were still walking back to the fridge trying to grab milk and eggs while we were trying to through it all out, and cussing out for telling them it was bad and refusing to sell it to them. some even said they'd buy it after i told them it had been warm for 2 days (first and second shift kept selling it and a didnt warn people and b didnt attempt to throw it out) took me and my manager three hours to throw it all out.

we sell our sunday papers for .50 cheaper than every where else they used to be .99 from us and 1.50 everywhere else now they are 1.49 and 2.00 everywhere else. we had signs hanging up for a month before the price increase and people still cussed me out for them going up when they did. remember in clerks when dante mentions the milk maids? the people who will go through every thing of eggs or milk looking for that perfect dozen eggs or milk that will last forever, we have those and think we keep them somewhere (our milk comes in automatically once a week, they give the same ammount every week). we also have the paper maids that cannot grab the paper on top like everyone else, they will leave papers scattered all over the floor to get that one perfect paper that looks a little thicker than the rest even though we check every paper to make sure they are complete. they also dont undertand that we do have to scan/ring them up, we cant just take their money

i worked in a hotel once and dealt with two family reunions 1 for a hundu group where they stole all the breakfast supplies, towels and soap, then wanted a refund after we ran out. we had just gotten in our supplies, we watched the tape and one of them kicked down the supply room door and took it all. the other one was a workers family reunion they walked around the hotel smoking weed (with cops in the lobbie) drinking, took all the towels to the room and wouldnt let house keeping clean them then got mad that we could not give them more. they were so anal about the wash clothes that they wouldnt use them twice one lady asked me "what am i supposed to do wash my ass when soap and my hand?" i told her if they would let us get the dirty towels and wash cloths i would personally wash them and give each room more. they paid for rooms and said 3 people would be sleeping in each (which kept the rates at normal, we only charged more for more than 4 people in 1 room) when they each had atleast 6 and up to 12 in some.

we had this one guy named pietro that came in every friday and stayed until sunday, he would accuse us of stealing the free water from his room (each room got 3 waters in the fridge, 2 packs of coffee, and some sugar and creamer). one saturday he went walking by me with the tv from the room and tried to take it to his car, i called the cops and locked the door until they got there. when they arrived he said he brought it from home, we stole his water, i was wearing his shirt (had a button up shirt with the hotel logo on the back and my name etched on the front) and we charged him 7 times for the room. cop laughed at him took the tv to the room and told him to go somewhere else or he would arrest him.

worked at walmart 1st on third shift then in bakery. you would not imagine how many people wanted us to bake bread/cakes into the shape of a penis or breasts (our cakes come in precooked and frozen in 2 shapes)


my last job i was a plumber dear god everyone wanted work done for nothing, or wouldnt listen when we said dont do something, like having sex on the toilet (it will break it) or flushing diapers, diaper wipes, personal wipes, anything other than toilet paper and what comes out of your body. everyone was a do it yourself person that made more of mess for us to clean up, or was dumb enough to use draino or liquid plumber (good for small clogs, will clog anything if not used right) we told them spend the money and buy drain snake (sulfuric acid) to clean pipes, and always make sure its atleast draining some even if it takes using a plunger to open it some, and double sinks they always though plunging one while not covering the other hole helped, it doesnt you have to cover the hole you arent plunging. or the people that always wanted to use the cheapest material ever, we told them we only use stuff that will last awhile, we hated having to go back and fix something we did, we prefered spending a little more so they wouldnt have to call us again and would brag about our good work. would still be doing it but the owner passed away before he could verify i had been working under him long enough to get my liscense
 
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[quote name='wesdw369']//wall of txt//[/QUOTE]
I read it all, but seriously, that was a wall of text. And use capitalization, makes it easier to distinguish between sentences; makes reading and comprehension easier and quicker.

Sounds like you've had some sucky jobs though. I always imagined Wal-Greens to be pretty easy - I never go there and when I do there are maybe 3 people max in there.

Regarding the cheesy tots: There is a BK (about 15 mins away from my house) where I have a friend who will make me the tots at any time. The one nearest my house (about 5 mins) always insists that it's a breakfast item and can't be made.
 
sorry about the lack of caps was writing it while holding one kid and dealing with the other three, will get back to fixing it for easier reading when they are asleep
 
[quote name='wesdw369']sorry about the lack of caps was writing it while holding one kid and dealing with the other three, will get back to fixing it for easier reading when they are asleep[/QUOTE]
Lol oh man, 4 kids? You deserve to punctuate however you want with that sorta workload! Just thought it would make more people read your stories and get your voice heard more :D
 
[quote name='wesdw369']its not as hard as it seems, my wife is the one that deserves the praise, she works at cvs and they are worse than walgreens[/QUOTE]
She has my full sympathies. CVS is the only place I've managed to get myself fired from. For supposibly being 'rude to the customers'. But that's a story for another time.
 
[quote name='wesdw369']we had this one guy named pietro that came in every friday and stayed until sunday, he would accuse us of stealing the free water from his room (each room got 3 waters in the fridge, 2 packs of coffee, and some sugar and creamer). one saturday he went walking by me with the tv from the room and tried to take it to his car, i called the cops and locked the door until they got there. when they arrived he said he brought it from home, we stole his water, i was wearing his shirt (had a button up shirt with the hotel logo on the back and my name etched on the front) and we charged him 7 times for the room. cop laughed at him took the tv to the room and told him to go somewhere else or he would arrest him.[/QUOTE]

I actually did bring that TV from home, and you assholes DID charge me 7 times! I have the credit card statements to prove it!

[quote name='Zorpheus']She has my full sympathies. CVS is the only place I've managed to get myself fired from. For supposibly being 'rude to the customers'. But that's a story for another time.[/QUOTE]

We want it now!!!
 
are you somewhere around 70 years old and some weird mix of german and latino (german accent mixed with spanish accent)? because he was. good joke though, i actually got the manager to ban him for awhile after that
 
Okay, so CVS...

The original reason I took this job was to have a side job while I was attending college. It was decent work, but:
1) Despite having 4 days fully open to them, I would only get 1-2 five-hour days a week to work at best. I bugged them repeatedly about extending my hours, but to no avail.
2) The manager there was a nice guy but at the same time follows the hideous "customer is always right" mantra to a fault, always taking their word over an employee's. This would end up biting me in the ass.

Basically, in most cases over there, it's a "three strikes you're out" policy. I was flagged as 'discourteous/rude to the customers' three times. Here is a summation of each of the instances.

First Offense, and possibly the only one I deserved:
I was working the floor stock. Basically, they periodically got a stack of bins and employees get to run around with a cart figuring out what goes where. Basic retail stuff. While I was tracking down the shelf space for an item, a young woman approached me, complaining there was no Carmex (lip balm) in the appropriate isle. I go with her and she points out the lack of Carmex. I say in a good-natured and sympathetic tone, "Sorry, we can't have everything." The girl says nothing to this and goes about her business. A short time later, I actually find Carmex in one of the bins, and tried to seek her out, but she was no longer about. Seems she was actually complaining to the manager, claiming I was rude. Manager came out with a write up, explained what happened. While I certainly didn't intend it, or say it in a rude manner, I realized she could have perceived me as being fresh with her, so to speak. I apologized and accepted the write-up. Manager is sympathetic to me, his usual nice guy self, and says it happens. It was only the first offense, anyway, and was likely to be an isolated incident.... right? Now, note. Like most write-ups, they bring out a piece of paper explaining what happened, and they make you sign it saying this was talked about. Hence the word 'write-up'. Remember this, it's important later. Anyway, I sign it, done deal. Rest of the day was fine.

Second "Offense":
To set this one up, I need to first point out that for some reason, neither the manager or the assistant manager could come in, so they had a manager there from another store to substitute for them. This will be important later. At any rate, I was manning the photo register. Customer comes over to pick up photos and also to pay for a few other misc items, and hands me a 20. I cash it out, put the change on the counter and help bag her stuff, and she takes her stuff and leaves. She did not, on the other hand, take her change. Later on I receive a call from the customer's father stating she left the change there, and they want to come pick it up, but didn't know if they were going to be able to get there as they were about to go out of town. I tell him I'll have an envelope behind the register with his name on it, and he can come pick it up. He never ends up making it there and come closing time, the envelope is still there. It was against policy to hold cash up there indefinitely, so I took the envelope and handed it to the substitute manager, explaining what happened, and asked her to leave it in a place where the other managers could see it and grab it for the customer when they came back for it. She agreed. This is the last I hear of the matter, no details, no write-ups, no nothing, until....

The Final "Offense":
I'm stocking things again, while a co-worker did the cashiering. Lady comes up to me while I'm doing this and speaks in shaky english about wanting me to hold clearance items for her until she apparently had the money for them. I should have told her, "Sorry, clearance items are first come first serve." But this was my first real retail position, I didn't quite know store policy, and I was a bit naive. She indicated what she wanted, some painted plaster decorations, and I said I would figure out a way to hold it for her. So now I'm scouring a store for a box I could put this stuff in (there's never one when you need it), find one up front behind the registers, set it up, and bring the items to be held up to the front to be put in the box. Lady was probably grateful. I say probably because I could only understand what she was saying about half the time. When I went up there, the line to the register was kind of long, but not to the point where I'd be obligated to open another register, and the cashier did not ask for help. I go about my business for a bit, and then after a while get summoned to the back office.

Turns out one of the customers complained, a 'regular'. He claimed that I was called up to the register with "a huge line of people" by the other cashier and asked for assistance, but I ignored her and left. They say that qualified as Customer Rudeness, then tell me that this was the third offense, and I would be terminated. I defended myself, basically saying, "Hold on a moment there, first off, that didn't happen, secondly, even if it did, it's only my second offense!" THEN they choose to tell me about the second 'offense', saying the customers came for their money and it wasn't there anymore. Apparently the Substitute Manager didn't do what she was supposed to do with the money. Nevermind the fact that no one told me about this after it happened, nor did I receive an official write-up to sign. Hell, I couldn't even remember the Sub Manager's name anymore. But the customer didn't get his money, complained, and it's supposibly my fault. And now this third incident, they wouldn't even listen to my side of the story, since it was my word against a 'regular'. They twist my arm into signing my job away. I go up front, thoroughly disgruntled. Co-Worker asked me what was wrong, I tell her I was fired, she asks for what, and I said for not answering her supposed cry for help. She looks at me incredulously and says she never asked for help. She told me to wait up front and that she would go back to talk to the managers. She does. Moments later, both managers come back with the co-worker. Assistant Manager basically goes, "Why are you still here?" I look at the co-worker, and she just returns a helpless look. Out the store I walk. The word of two employees vs. a regular customer. Regular wins.

fuck CVS and fuck lying 'regular' customers.
And finally...
fuck the "Customer is always right" mantra.
 
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[quote name='Zorpheus']Okay, so CVS...[/QUOTE]
Man that's crappy. I don't think I've ever seen a CVS (although it seems the Longs Drugs here is a CVS). I never go there, and now, doubt I ever will. That's a terrible way to treat an employee.
 
[quote name='Zorpheus']fuck CVS and fuck lying 'regular' customers.
And finally...
fuck the "Customer is always right" mantra.[/QUOTE]

Terrible management, and they'll end up with terrible employees.
 
[quote name='Zorpheus']Okay, so CVS...

The original reason I took this job was to have a side job while I was attending college. It was decent work, but:
1) Despite having 4 days fully open to them, I would only get 1-2 five-hour days a week to work at best. I bugged them repeatedly about extending my hours, but to no avail.
2) The manager there was a nice guy but at the same time follows the hideous "customer is always right" mantra to a fault, always taking their word over an employee's. This would end up biting me in the ass.

Basically, in most cases over there, it's a "three strikes you're out" policy. I was flagged as 'discourteous/rude to the customers' three times. Here is a summation of each of the instances.

First Offense, and possibly the only one I deserved:
I was working the floor stock. Basically, they periodically got a stack of bins and employees get to run around with a cart figuring out what goes where. Basic retail stuff. While I was tracking down the shelf space for an item, a young woman approached me, complaining there was no Carmex (lip balm) in the appropriate isle. I go with her and she points out the lack of Carmex. I say in a good-natured and sympathetic tone, "Sorry, we can't have everything." The girl says nothing to this and goes about her business. A short time later, I actually find Carmex in one of the bins, and tried to seek her out, but she was no longer about. Seems she was actually complaining to the manager, claiming I was rude. Manager came out with a write up, explained what happened. While I certainly didn't intend it, or say it in a rude manner, I realized she could have perceived me as being fresh with her, so to speak. I apologized and accepted the write-up. Manager is sympathetic to me, his usual nice guy self, and says it happens. It was only the first offense, anyway, and was likely to be an isolated incident.... right? Now, note. Like most write-ups, they bring out a piece of paper explaining what happened, and they make you sign it saying this was talked about. Hence the word 'write-up'. Remember this, it's important later. Anyway, I sign it, done deal. Rest of the day was fine.

Second "Offense":
To set this one up, I need to first point out that for some reason, neither the manager or the assistant manager could come in, so they had a manager there from another store to substitute for them. This will be important later. At any rate, I was manning the photo register. Customer comes over to pick up photos and also to pay for a few other misc items, and hands me a 20. I cash it out, put the change on the counter and help bag her stuff, and she takes her stuff and leaves. She did not, on the other hand, take her change. Later on I receive a call from the customer's father stating she left the change there, and they want to come pick it up, but didn't know if they were going to be able to get there as they were about to go out of town. I tell him I'll have an envelope behind the register with his name on it, and he can come pick it up. He never ends up making it there and come closing time, the envelope is still there. It was against policy to hold cash up there indefinitely, so I took the envelope and handed it to the substitute manager, explaining what happened, and asked her to leave it in a place where the other managers could see it and grab it for the customer when they came back for it. She agreed. This is the last I hear of the matter, no details, no write-ups, no nothing, until....

The Final "Offense":
I'm stocking things again, while a co-worker did the cashiering. Lady comes up to me while I'm doing this and speaks in shaky english about wanting me to hold clearance items for her until she apparently had the money for them. I should have told her, "Sorry, clearance items are first come first serve." But this was my first real retail position, I didn't quite know store policy, and I was a bit naive. She indicated what she wanted, some painted plaster decorations, and I said I would figure out a way to hold it for her. So now I'm scouring a store for a box I could put this stuff in (there's never one when you need it), find one up front behind the registers, set it up, and bring the items to be held up to the front to be put in the box. Lady was probably grateful. I say probably because I could only understand what she was saying about half the time. When I went up there, the line to the register was kind of long, but not to the point where I'd be obligated to open another register, and the cashier did not ask for help. I go about my business for a bit, and then after a while get summoned to the back office.

Turns out one of the customers complained, a 'regular'. He claimed that I was called up to the register with "a huge line of people" by the other cashier and asked for assistance, but I ignored her and left. They say that qualified as Customer Rudeness, then tell me that this was the third offense, and I would be terminated. I defended myself, basically saying, "Hold on a moment there, first off, that didn't happen, secondly, even if it did, it's only my second offense!" THEN they choose to tell me about the second 'offense', saying the customers came for their money and it wasn't there anymore. Apparently the Substitute Manager didn't do what she was supposed to do with the money. Nevermind the fact that no one told me about this after it happened, nor did I receive an official write-up to sign. Hell, I couldn't even remember the Sub Manager's name anymore. But the customer didn't get his money, complained, and it's supposibly my fault. And now this third incident, they wouldn't even listen to my side of the story, since it was my word against a 'regular'. They twist my arm into signing my job away. I go up front, thoroughly disgruntled. Co-Worker asked me what was wrong, I tell her I was fired, she asks for what, and I said for not answering her supposed cry for help. She looks at me incredulously and says she never asked for help. She told me to wait up front and that she would go back to talk to the managers. She does. Moments later, both managers come back with the co-worker. Assistant Manager basically goes, "Why are you still here?" I look at the co-worker, and she just returns a helpless look. Out the store I walk. The word of two employees vs. a regular customer. Regular wins.

fuck CVS and fuck lying 'regular' customers.
And finally...
fuck the "Customer is always right" mantra.[/QUOTE]
The most frustrating story I've heard in a while.:bomb:

There's a CVS right around the block from where I live but I always choose to drive another block to shop at Pavilion.
Most of the people who shop at that CVS just look so "dirty and cheap".
 
[quote name='Demolition Man']CVS is pretty much like Walgreens.... except its even more soulless than Walgreens which didn't think was at all possible.[/QUOTE]
Possibly because they weed out the employees that actually possess a soul early on? Or appear to have one? You can probably fool them sometimes...


[quote name='camoor']Terrible management, and they'll end up with terrible employees.[/QUOTE]
I came back to the same location a year later and they apparently had a new manager. I hope to God the old one got fired or something, rather than promoted. Guys like that should never be promoted.
 
Technically, this is a customer story, because the person sought work through us, an unemployment agency.

Straight from the files, short and sweet:

Last, First Name: Thibo*****, Larren
Preferred name: Bubba

Yes, he was terminated due to criminal history.
 
At the place I work at, customers always feel the need to write our head office "letters" about how the staff is doing; good or bad. To fully understand this you must realize 90% of our customer base is middle-aged and older angry, grumpy, spoiled, and snotty men and women. Almost all of these people have a false sense of entitlement that stems from something I cannot put my finger on. Anyways so the majority of the letters we get are complaints.

Case 1: We received a letter because our A/M was asked to help a customer out in whether not a shirt was going to match a pair of pants or shorts. She said "God no", and proceeded to help this person. Apparently it was something bad like pink shorts with a zig-zagged striped red shirt or something any normal person would agree would not go together. We get a letter the next day saying that "Her language completely offended my wife and we have not heard such language blah blah blah...we drop thousands of dollars here every year [they all do:roll:] and won't shop there ever again." Yet we always seem to make our budget without these high-rollers.

This is not a letter we receive but more about incompetant morons. We have a phone system, which in my opinion, is on par with every single other voice-automated system that every single other big-box reailer/company has. Yet our customers always seem to get tangled in a web of computer-voices that they just cannot simply get out of. The system is very simple. Press: 1) For Business Hours 2) For Employment Opportunities 3) Club Sales & Repairs [And a sub-menu in that 1) for Clubs 2) for Repairs] 4) Apparel & Footwear 5) Shipping & Receiving 6) Corporate Representative [Big tournaments & the like] 7) For General Mailbox [Front Cash/Customer Service] 8) The Duty Manager. The soothing computer voice will go over every single option slowly enough that even the most brain-dead individuals will be able to choose the right button to press.

So for the most part all of the employees do our damndest to answer the phone when it rings. We even have 2 fail-safes in place. If for some reason the person with one of 5 phones (clubs, apparel, repair shop, corporate, or duty manager) cannot answer the phone, it will automatically re-route up to the cash after 4-5 rings in a vain attempt to TRY and answer the phone. Now there are times when it is just impossible to answer the phone such as ALL employees are busy (hey, it happens), or for some reason we left the phone sitting on a counter by accident and didn't hear it ring, or the battery went dead (they are like ancient cell-phones...massive & heavy). So the second fail-safe kicks in: A voicemail system.

That is where you truly realize the human race is utterly doomed because how can we be so smart and yet so fucking retarded at the same time. Now any normal person would leave a name and call back number and some general description of why they called so we can help them. But I would say at least 50% of the messages we get are people hanging up, saying "this is ridiculous" then hanging up, or finally a barrage of insults on our intelligence about how we "NEVER, EVER PICK UP THE DAMNDED PHONE [lie...we do...it just so happened that you called on a rainy Saturday in July...there are golfers here with nothing to do so they are going to come to a golf store] or THAT I HAVE CALLED HERE F***ING 2 TIMES [gasp!!!] AND NOBODY HAS PICKED UP, YOUR VOICEMAIL SUCKS I JUST WANT TO TALK TO A PERSON, FIX THE SYSTEM, YOUR COMPANY BLOWS, YOU BLOW, I WILL NOT LEAVE MY NAME & NUMBER I AM TOO SELF-IMPORTANT FOR THAT, I WANT TO HAVE MY EGO STROKED BY BELCHING THIS MESSAGE AT YOU...yadda...yadda.yadda." We have caller I.D....I am so tempted one day to get a number and dial it from cell-phone and hopefully get an answering machine to just unleash a torrent of obscenities and rants equal to or greater than their rant they just left on our machine.
 
Yet another drug package came through work the other day. 12 lbs of pot, valued at roughly $10K. Dude paid cash, wanted it there next-day early AM, etc. Turned it over to OC sheriffs who apparently know exactly who he is.
 
Gotta love customers.

*phone rings*
ME: Thank you for calling [Video Store], how may I help you?
CUSTOMER: I'm calling to see if you have a movie.
[I pause for a second hoping the customer would tell me the name of said movie]
ME: Alright, what movie?
CUSTOMER: It's with Julia Roberts and some other guy.
ME: Okay, do you know the name of the movie by any chance?
CUSTOMER: I think it's called Duplicity.
ME: That movie's not out yet, it comes out the 25th.
CUSTOMER: Oh
[Phone call continues with another 5 seconds of silence where the customer doesn't say thanks or bye, but waits and then hangs up]

Phone calls aren't that bad, but that awkward silence at the end is kind of annoying. The worst moments are when I'm helping someone in person.

CUSTOMER: Hey, do you carry this movie call [Name of movie]?
[I look up the movie in the computer]
ME: No, we don't.
[Customer stares at me for 10 seconds looking like he's unsure of what I just said and then walks away]

Or the classic...

CUSTOMER: I'm looking for a movie.
ME: Okay, what movie?
CUSTOMER: Well, I don't know the name of it.
ME: Any details? Maybe one of our employees has watched it.
CUSTOMER: All I know is that there are 2 girls and a guy in it.
ME: Yeah, that doesn't narrow it down at all. Are you sure you don't know any other details?
CUSTOMER: Well, I think the title might have "run" in it.
[I look up every combination of "run" I can in the computer]
ME: I can't seem to find it in our computer.
CUSTOMER: Aren't you guys supposed to know everything about movies? Don't you watch like every movie that comes out?
ME: No, we don't, but if you remember anything else about the movie, come tell us and we might be able to help you.
[And queue the walking away from stupid customers music.]
 
aiusfiusbdebrigbeig

*phone rings*
Me: *spiel*
Customer: "Hey, I haven't been in there in a few months, what new games y'all got for dat XBox 360? Like shoot 'em up games? Or racing?"

I hate this question. I hate this question.
 
[quote name='DarkRider23']
[And queue the walking away from stupid customers music.][/QUOTE]
Hmmmm.... I didn't know there was music involved. Sounds fun. What does it sound like? :D
 
Customers are the worst...but my coworkers are idiots sometimes too.
I went on a two-week trip overseas. I told everyone before I left to NOT TEXT ME while I was over there because it's 50 cents a text and since I can't refuse a text like I can a phone call, I would be out 50 cents for a bullshit reason like "What's up?" or "Can you pick up my shift?"
The first three days my phone laid there silent, acting as an alarm clock and standing by in case there was an emergency and I needed to make a call. Then, at 3am local time (about, oh...8pm at home?) I get a text from a coworker asking if I could pick up their shift the next morning. I had to fight the urge to text back, "Too late, it's already morning here." or "Yeah, let me just hop on a plane for 12 hours...I think I can make it!" I didn't text back, but maybe I should have because I got four more texts from coworkers while I was there...for the same reason! I posted a note on our store bulletin board, for God's sake...are they all illiterate or are they just ignorant?
I finally found internet access and messaged my best friend (who is also a coworker) to tell people to fucking stop texting me. I didn't get another text for the rest of my trip. ^_^

Speaking of coworkers/customers, I will be posting another entry to my blog within the next couple of days (but hopefully tonight). Sorry for the lapse in updates, but I was quite busy trying to get bills, apartment, and cars in order before leaving on the trip, and I had very limited internet access while there. Despite not working for two weeks, though, I have more material than before I left!
If you need the link again (and want to peruse the older posts until the new one is up), it's below in my signature.
 
I have worked very little retail. However... it's one thing to work at a chemical factory where half the employees are incompetent. It's another thing to work at a chemical factory where half the employees are incompetent AND theres enough explosive material on-site to level half the city should something go wrong.

I don't work there anymore.


As for Gord, a lot of the stuff he writes is possible, HOWEVER, the times he admits to hitting and tackling shoplifters are not. If he did stuff like that he'd be facing assault charges and I doubt, for a second, that he never left a mark on anyone when he slammed them into a wall.
 
[quote name='randomoutburst']Customers are the worst...but my coworkers are idiots sometimes too.
I went on a two-week trip overseas. I told everyone before I left to NOT TEXT ME while I was over there because it's 50 cents a text and since I can't refuse a text like I can a phone call, I would be out 50 cents for a bullshit reason like "What's up?" or "Can you pick up my shift?"
The first three days my phone laid there silent, acting as an alarm clock and standing by in case there was an emergency and I needed to make a call. Then, at 3am local time (about, oh...8pm at home?) I get a text from a coworker asking if I could pick up their shift the next morning. I had to fight the urge to text back, "Too late, it's already morning here." or "Yeah, let me just hop on a plane for 12 hours...I think I can make it!" I didn't text back, but maybe I should have because I got four more texts from coworkers while I was there...for the same reason! I posted a note on our store bulletin board, for God's sake...are they all illiterate or are they just ignorant?
I finally found internet access and messaged my best friend (who is also a coworker) to tell people to fucking stop texting me. I didn't get another text for the rest of my trip. ^_^
[/QUOTE]


So I worked at Best Buy in college (middle of this decade) and they ahve the WORST time off system. You fill out this sheet, have your mgr/sup sign it and then stick it in this bin outside of HR Admin's office which is locked as the safe is in there and they keep it open during the day. Then they manually enter the time off requests into the scheduling software.

Well I convinced my manager in october to let me take off after xmas to go on a cruise w/ family and fiance for new years. I'm in San Juan and I get a f'n phone call asking why I'm not at work. I assume they are joking and I say well I'm on a boat in San Juan. They weren't and I got shit from my boss for the next 3 months cause he forgot he allowed the timeoff and the stupid HR admin never put it in the system so they had to figure out how to cover 40 hours of work for two weeks.

Needless to say after that I photocopied every time off sheet i submitted and there were multiple times over my 4 years with the company I had to bring in my photographed copy cause no one believed I requested time off cause HR lost my time sheet. How in the world does best buy not have an electronic time off system if I have to log in to the f'n computer to start my shift?
 
I've noticed this trend in retail stores-

If I do not need any help, an employee will always ask me if I need help. Without fail.

If I do need an employee's help- game case is locked, top shelf item, whatever- it's as if every employee has suddenly vanished and I spend 10 minutes locating someone to assist me.

Furthermore, I'm sick of a store installing numerous checkout lanes when they never open more than 40% of them, regardless of customer rush. Often, if I have to wait for 10 minutes to buy one item, I put it back and leave.
 
[quote name='Diosoth']I've noticed this trend in retail stores-

If I do not need any help, an employee will always ask me if I need help. Without fail.

If I do need an employee's help- game case is locked, top shelf item, whatever- it's as if every employee has suddenly vanished and I spend 10 minutes locating someone to assist me.[/QUOTE]

Don't feel bad, that always happens to me as well.
 
It was about 8:57 (we close at nine) when this exchange happens.

ME: Sorry for the long wait, sir. We have been terribly busy. What can I do for you?
SC: First of all, you can get me a new phone, this phone sucks. Second of all, you can credit my account for my time I had to spend in the store.
ME: Well, let's take a look at your phone, what is wrong with it?
SC: I don't work, dumb @$$...
ME: Does it not turn on? Does it not make phone calls?
SC: You tell me.
ME: Well, I would need to see the phone. May I see it?
SC: No, you got computers, FIX MY PHONE!!!
ME: Well, Sir, as you know I have to have your physical phone in my hand to do anything... (Duh)
SC: Dammit, it is in my truck.

SC leaves, and I sit here, knowing that when he comes back, there will be a fight. My coworkers know what is going to happen next, so they get a good seat for the fight.

SC: (throws me the phone) Fix it NOW!!!
ME: (Looking at the phone) Well, sir, there are a couple of reasons that we can't help you in this issue. First of all, this is not a Sprint phone, your phone says that it belongs to Verizon. Second of all, even if this phone was a Sprint phone, our service department is closed, therefore, it wouldn't be ready until tomorrow. Third, this phone was clearly damaged by water (it took the battery off and the water dripped from the phone). Therefore, the phone most likely won't be covered under any warranty.
SC: Listen here you f-g, you will get me out of here tonight with a phone or there will be trouble.
ME: Sir, the only way you will get a phone tonight is if you were to start service with Sprint, or you might go to Verizon and see what options they might have for you
SC: I went to Verizon and they were closed, your companies all run on the same network, just get me a phone.
ME: We don't support your phone, sir. The only way to get you a phone is if you activate service with Sprint, Now sir, I need to know what you would like to do.
SC: SEE!!!! I knew it, you are just trying to get rid of me so you can close, I know you can fix my phone. I got my phone here less than six months ago, and I drove six hours to get my phone fixed. I am a trucker, and if i am without my phone, I lose money.
ME: Sir, I am sorry. See we are Sprint (pointing to the logo on my shirt and desk), and you are with Verizon (pointing to the logo on his phone). We don't service your phone.
SC: I see how it is, you want me to continue to pay $500 bills and you refuse to service my phone when it is broken b/c you want to go home and f---k your brother.
ME: Sir, please leave immediately (I start walking to the door to unlock it).

Needless to say, this was not what the customer wanted to hear. He proceeds to try and fight me. My coworkers hit the silent alarm and cops showed up right away and arrested the guy.
 
that sucks. You handled it pretty well though. Good Job! (BTW I'm not being sarcastic. I would not be able to keep my cool in that situation)
 
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