Zombie should be banned from making any more movies, period....the guy just isn't any good at it. Stories? Plots? Who needs em...just give em more shock and gore!
House of 1000 Corpses ranks as the worst film I've ever seen, and the only movie where I contemplated walking out of the theatre and gong into another one to see what *else* was on. Its a pathetic hodgepodge of about 2 dozen 70's B-movie horror flicks rolled into one. Nothing but one big steaming pile of fake pointless violence after another. "oh..he's ripping off Chainsaw...oh, he's ripping off Hills have Eyes...oh look, he's ripping off Tourist Trap....Motel Hell...jesus christ Kill me now!". Doctor Satan? Gasmask guy with chainsaw? I'm amazed Rob claims he loves horror movies and winds up making garbage like this.
Devils Rejects: after experience A above, I couldn't bring myself to get anywhere near this one, although I have been told its not as bad. Still, the whole "Freaks wandering around with knives and stuff" is less terrifying to me than having to take a shit in a public toilet.
Halloween: Same difference.......he's just going to take the exact same story (one that, by all acounts, should have stopped after 3) and add about 90lbs of gore to it to "modernize it" and in the process

-up a perfectly good classic horror franchise.
Halloween 1 and 2...very good, but enough of "The Shape".
Halloween 3....very good, but obviously has nothng to do with Michael Myers.
Halloween 4, 5, 6...27....ruins franchise by taking away all the cool stuff tha tmade Halloween 1 and 2 so great, not knowing if "The Shape" was even Human.
Nightmare On Elm Street, etc, etc.....