The following CAG Editorial was penned by our very own Rocksolidaudio
Rocksolidaudio's Guide to Not Spending Your Holiday Money Like an Idiot
It's that time of the year again. Significant others are eschewed, family members are quietly ignored, pets are bound, gagged and locked gingerly in the attic - it's gaming season. Huge releases are an almost hourly affair, the life of a gamer devolving into a technicolor series of hallucinations and blistered appendages or something similarly epic and hyperbolic.
If you're reading this site, your finances are far from disposable. Actually, I'll go out on a limb here and say that anyone rich enough to be able to buy everything they want this Christmas probably has no interest in sullying their hands on the digital cesspool we call "the internet" (outside of Bill Gates, though he surfs it while projected on the side of a smaller mansion inside of his house, sniffing coke off a solid gold hooker's back). That being said, I'm here to tell you how to spend your money sensibly - for your own entertainment and the greater good of the industry. You may not have a lot of money, but if you spend it right (i.e. take my goddamned advice), you'll have a much more gratifying holiday season and potentially influence future game development for the better.
Wii
If you don't have one yet, you're probably not going to find one at this stage without a seven-leafed clover or a pair of frozen testicles after a night outside Target. If you do happen to find one, there's really no reason not to own the system at this point; the games that will define the system and justify it's unique control mechanic are still a couple seasons away, but there's plenty to keep you busy now, including creating a Mii (a cartoon avatar) that looks like your orthodontist. Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess is clearly the Wii’s flagship game, even if the Wii functionality is quite obviously an afterthought. Regardless, you will feel justified in your console purchase pretty much immediately, if for no other reason than the game’s length and dungeon design.
Super Monkey Ball: Banana Blitz and Rayman: Raving Rabbids are both fine choices for secondary games, provided you have a few friends and can track down an extra Wiimote/Nunchuk combo or two. SMB gets the edge when you're playing by yourself since it has a full single-player game as well, but nothing will get a room full of people laughing like taking turns kicking a screaming rabbit across a soccer field. If you can stretch out Zelda until January 15th, Wario Ware: Smooth Moves will most likely out-minigame them both. Elebits also turned out pretty fantastic if you're into the whole Katamari aesthetic and quirky, addictive gameplay. It's hide-and-go-seek with a gravity gun, tearing apart houses trying to find the Elebits creatures, with a surprising amount of depth (secret puzzles and items to interact with within level, a level editor, etc.) beyond the basic, yet immensely gratifying game mechanic. Also might want to pick up a grand or two in Wii points, as the Virtual Console is getting pretty hot with Gunstar Heroes, Alien Crush and Super Star Soldier nicely filling an old-school craving without having to perform exploratory surgery on your closet just to find the originals.
Xbox 360
Well into it's second generation of software, the 360 is doing about as well as anyone could have hoped (in the US at least, it is once again an abortion of epic proportions in Japan). Say what you will about backwards compatibility and the downfall of Live Arcade (though Assault Heroes is arguably the best game since Geometry Wars), Microsoft has done an admirable job of keeping the dashboard updated with added functionally and filling it with more media than we have time to sensibly peruse.
Gears of War has delivered on almost all expectations, and there's really nothing out there that looks better on an HDTV, outside of maybe footage of a Giant Squid attacking a Lion. DO NOT make the mistake of ignoring Viva Pinata though, which will ultimately have much longer legs than GoW, and deserves your attention as much as any other game this season. Rare (the developers) have crafted something uniquely addicting and beautiful, a garden management sim with a sense of humor, character and creativity you just don't get from your *ahem* garden-variety shooter.
As for online multiplayer, the obvious strength of the system, I've been told there are few better experiences than (the recently patched) Rainbow Six: Vegas with a couple of buddies. If you want to be a good Samaritan, opt out of anything published by Activison this season; it's not that Tony Hawk Project 8, Call of Duty 3 and Marvel Ultimate Alliance are bad games, they just typify the lack of progressive game design in the industry, confidently making the assumption that you'll buy them simply out of habit, not because they offer anything more than a couple of small improvements from last year’s versions. Supporting UbiSoft isn't much better when Splinter Cell Double Agent is essential the same game as the original, but at least they have other internal studios that deserve your money. Oh, and don't support microtransactions - they're just good, ol' fashioned stupid.
Playstation 3
Much like the Wii, you're probably not going to have much of a choice as to whether you want the system when you can't find it anywhere. If you do happen to find one, and a decent amount of disposable income, go for it and pick it up. You know full well what you're getting into. There are five exclusive games on the system right now, only one of which (Resistance: Fall of Man) is worth skipping school for. There's certainly brilliance down the line, as Sony has been the overall best publisher for a long time now (God of War, Shadow of the Colossus, Ratchet and Clank, Jak and many more are all eventually getting PS3 sequels or have games in development by the same teams) and there are a shaqfu-ton of games in development word wide.
It's hard to imagine a scenario in which Sony doesn't have the best software lineup when all is said an done for this generation (outside of Halo 3), it just might be a while until there are enough exclusive games to justify the system purely for gaming. The other bells and whistles are certainly nice though, such as a great Blu-Ray player (you shouldn't really be considering this purchase without an HDTV), downloadable marketplace games that are good AND cheap (Lemmings and Crash Bandicoot for $6 each? Rock!), and more media support and PSP integration than you'll probably ever take advantage of. We all know it WILL be a great system, you just need to decide whether you want to start supporting it this early in the game.
Everything Else

The PS2 has far and away the best fall lineup, can we all acknowledge this? If you have a creative cell in your body, the brilliance of Okami will wow you like nothing else. Zelda meets absolute art, in a game that defines everything the PS2 has become as a system. Guitar Hero II will certainly exorcise your rock demons, and even though it's published by Activision, I still have to recommend it because the developer (Harmonix) deserves all the praise we can send their way, and hopefully we'll see another rhythm game as good and deep as Amplitude again. If you're a Final Fantasy nut, your expectations are probably in the right place for FF XII and you'll enjoy it, but if you've been playing Western RPGs like Oblivion for any stretch of time, the level grinding and archaic Japanese structure will probably annoy you. If you're not too set on next-gen graphics yet, Bully will also sate any desires for a great, immensely entertaining adventure game.
The DS isn't having quite the banner season as last year, but there's a Texas ton of side-scrolling goodness between Yoshi's Island DS, Castlevania: Portrait of Ruin and Kirby Squeak Squad. Clubhouse Games and Elite Beat Agents also provide some unique experiences, and work very well on an airplane, which I can vouch for personally. The PSP still hasn't quite found it's calling, but it's managed to provide some pretty great experiences for the dedicated, thanks to a couple fantastic rhythm puzzlers from Q in Every Extend Extra and Lumines 2. The PSP also features some impressive mainstream accomplishments with Metal Gear Solid: Portable Ops and Grand Theft Auto: Vice City Stories. We mustn’t forget about Gitaroo Man Lives, a savvy remake of one of the best yet elusive games on the PS2.
In short, think twice before you buy the usual sequels just because they're a couple hours of guaranteed fun - look a bit deeper and do your reading and take the risk on titles that could change the way you think about gaming. While you're at it, don't buy a next-gen (or 'new-gen') system if you don't own a PS2 yet. Though if you don't own a PS2, you probably don't own pants either, so you have bigger problems to think about.
Merry Kwanzaa!
Nick Suttner writes for G-Pinions, where hundreds more columns of his rants await your prying eyes, along with a pretty decent kinda-weekly Podcast.

Recommened games in this article (links to Amazon):
Wii
The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess
Super Monkey Ball Banana Blitz
Rayman Raving Rabbids
Elebits
Warioware: Smooth Moves
Xbox 360
Gears Of War
Viva Pinata
Tom Clancy's Rainbow Six Vegas
Playstation 3
Resistance: Fall Of Man
Playstation 2
Okami
Guitar Hero 2 Bundle with Guitar
Guitar Hero 2 (Game Only)
Final Fantasy XII
DS
Yoshi's Island DS
Castlevania: Portrait of Ruin
Kirby Squeak Squad
Clubhouse Games
Elite Beat Agents
PSP
Every Extend Extra
Lumines II
Metal Gear Solid Portable Ops
Grand Theft Auto Vice City Stories
Gitarooman Lives
Rocksolidaudio's Guide to Not Spending Your Holiday Money Like an Idiot

It's that time of the year again. Significant others are eschewed, family members are quietly ignored, pets are bound, gagged and locked gingerly in the attic - it's gaming season. Huge releases are an almost hourly affair, the life of a gamer devolving into a technicolor series of hallucinations and blistered appendages or something similarly epic and hyperbolic.
If you're reading this site, your finances are far from disposable. Actually, I'll go out on a limb here and say that anyone rich enough to be able to buy everything they want this Christmas probably has no interest in sullying their hands on the digital cesspool we call "the internet" (outside of Bill Gates, though he surfs it while projected on the side of a smaller mansion inside of his house, sniffing coke off a solid gold hooker's back). That being said, I'm here to tell you how to spend your money sensibly - for your own entertainment and the greater good of the industry. You may not have a lot of money, but if you spend it right (i.e. take my goddamned advice), you'll have a much more gratifying holiday season and potentially influence future game development for the better.
Wii

If you don't have one yet, you're probably not going to find one at this stage without a seven-leafed clover or a pair of frozen testicles after a night outside Target. If you do happen to find one, there's really no reason not to own the system at this point; the games that will define the system and justify it's unique control mechanic are still a couple seasons away, but there's plenty to keep you busy now, including creating a Mii (a cartoon avatar) that looks like your orthodontist. Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess is clearly the Wii’s flagship game, even if the Wii functionality is quite obviously an afterthought. Regardless, you will feel justified in your console purchase pretty much immediately, if for no other reason than the game’s length and dungeon design.
Super Monkey Ball: Banana Blitz and Rayman: Raving Rabbids are both fine choices for secondary games, provided you have a few friends and can track down an extra Wiimote/Nunchuk combo or two. SMB gets the edge when you're playing by yourself since it has a full single-player game as well, but nothing will get a room full of people laughing like taking turns kicking a screaming rabbit across a soccer field. If you can stretch out Zelda until January 15th, Wario Ware: Smooth Moves will most likely out-minigame them both. Elebits also turned out pretty fantastic if you're into the whole Katamari aesthetic and quirky, addictive gameplay. It's hide-and-go-seek with a gravity gun, tearing apart houses trying to find the Elebits creatures, with a surprising amount of depth (secret puzzles and items to interact with within level, a level editor, etc.) beyond the basic, yet immensely gratifying game mechanic. Also might want to pick up a grand or two in Wii points, as the Virtual Console is getting pretty hot with Gunstar Heroes, Alien Crush and Super Star Soldier nicely filling an old-school craving without having to perform exploratory surgery on your closet just to find the originals.
Xbox 360

Well into it's second generation of software, the 360 is doing about as well as anyone could have hoped (in the US at least, it is once again an abortion of epic proportions in Japan). Say what you will about backwards compatibility and the downfall of Live Arcade (though Assault Heroes is arguably the best game since Geometry Wars), Microsoft has done an admirable job of keeping the dashboard updated with added functionally and filling it with more media than we have time to sensibly peruse.
Gears of War has delivered on almost all expectations, and there's really nothing out there that looks better on an HDTV, outside of maybe footage of a Giant Squid attacking a Lion. DO NOT make the mistake of ignoring Viva Pinata though, which will ultimately have much longer legs than GoW, and deserves your attention as much as any other game this season. Rare (the developers) have crafted something uniquely addicting and beautiful, a garden management sim with a sense of humor, character and creativity you just don't get from your *ahem* garden-variety shooter.
As for online multiplayer, the obvious strength of the system, I've been told there are few better experiences than (the recently patched) Rainbow Six: Vegas with a couple of buddies. If you want to be a good Samaritan, opt out of anything published by Activison this season; it's not that Tony Hawk Project 8, Call of Duty 3 and Marvel Ultimate Alliance are bad games, they just typify the lack of progressive game design in the industry, confidently making the assumption that you'll buy them simply out of habit, not because they offer anything more than a couple of small improvements from last year’s versions. Supporting UbiSoft isn't much better when Splinter Cell Double Agent is essential the same game as the original, but at least they have other internal studios that deserve your money. Oh, and don't support microtransactions - they're just good, ol' fashioned stupid.
Playstation 3

Much like the Wii, you're probably not going to have much of a choice as to whether you want the system when you can't find it anywhere. If you do happen to find one, and a decent amount of disposable income, go for it and pick it up. You know full well what you're getting into. There are five exclusive games on the system right now, only one of which (Resistance: Fall of Man) is worth skipping school for. There's certainly brilliance down the line, as Sony has been the overall best publisher for a long time now (God of War, Shadow of the Colossus, Ratchet and Clank, Jak and many more are all eventually getting PS3 sequels or have games in development by the same teams) and there are a shaqfu-ton of games in development word wide.
It's hard to imagine a scenario in which Sony doesn't have the best software lineup when all is said an done for this generation (outside of Halo 3), it just might be a while until there are enough exclusive games to justify the system purely for gaming. The other bells and whistles are certainly nice though, such as a great Blu-Ray player (you shouldn't really be considering this purchase without an HDTV), downloadable marketplace games that are good AND cheap (Lemmings and Crash Bandicoot for $6 each? Rock!), and more media support and PSP integration than you'll probably ever take advantage of. We all know it WILL be a great system, you just need to decide whether you want to start supporting it this early in the game.
Everything Else



The PS2 has far and away the best fall lineup, can we all acknowledge this? If you have a creative cell in your body, the brilliance of Okami will wow you like nothing else. Zelda meets absolute art, in a game that defines everything the PS2 has become as a system. Guitar Hero II will certainly exorcise your rock demons, and even though it's published by Activision, I still have to recommend it because the developer (Harmonix) deserves all the praise we can send their way, and hopefully we'll see another rhythm game as good and deep as Amplitude again. If you're a Final Fantasy nut, your expectations are probably in the right place for FF XII and you'll enjoy it, but if you've been playing Western RPGs like Oblivion for any stretch of time, the level grinding and archaic Japanese structure will probably annoy you. If you're not too set on next-gen graphics yet, Bully will also sate any desires for a great, immensely entertaining adventure game.
The DS isn't having quite the banner season as last year, but there's a Texas ton of side-scrolling goodness between Yoshi's Island DS, Castlevania: Portrait of Ruin and Kirby Squeak Squad. Clubhouse Games and Elite Beat Agents also provide some unique experiences, and work very well on an airplane, which I can vouch for personally. The PSP still hasn't quite found it's calling, but it's managed to provide some pretty great experiences for the dedicated, thanks to a couple fantastic rhythm puzzlers from Q in Every Extend Extra and Lumines 2. The PSP also features some impressive mainstream accomplishments with Metal Gear Solid: Portable Ops and Grand Theft Auto: Vice City Stories. We mustn’t forget about Gitaroo Man Lives, a savvy remake of one of the best yet elusive games on the PS2.
In short, think twice before you buy the usual sequels just because they're a couple hours of guaranteed fun - look a bit deeper and do your reading and take the risk on titles that could change the way you think about gaming. While you're at it, don't buy a next-gen (or 'new-gen') system if you don't own a PS2 yet. Though if you don't own a PS2, you probably don't own pants either, so you have bigger problems to think about.
Merry Kwanzaa!
Nick Suttner writes for G-Pinions, where hundreds more columns of his rants await your prying eyes, along with a pretty decent kinda-weekly Podcast.

Recommened games in this article (links to Amazon):

The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess
Super Monkey Ball Banana Blitz
Rayman Raving Rabbids
Elebits
Warioware: Smooth Moves

Gears Of War
Viva Pinata
Tom Clancy's Rainbow Six Vegas

Resistance: Fall Of Man

Okami
Guitar Hero 2 Bundle with Guitar
Guitar Hero 2 (Game Only)
Final Fantasy XII

Yoshi's Island DS
Castlevania: Portrait of Ruin
Kirby Squeak Squad
Clubhouse Games
Elite Beat Agents

Every Extend Extra
Lumines II
Metal Gear Solid Portable Ops
Grand Theft Auto Vice City Stories
Gitarooman Lives