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Wizards and GW are inscrutable entities seemingly run by sphinxes.Yeah, I figured it would happen as Wizards of the Coast is bad at licensing out their IPs being the stingy doting asshole parent they are. That and the developer they licensed it to makes sub-par games for the most part. Didn't stop me from hoping we'd get something halfway decent though.
Though you have Games Workshop on the other end who seems to be less stringent lately. I really want to try Vermintide, but I'm going to wait a little as I'll have to buy two copies. Total War: Warhammer looks pretty nice too, which is surprising given the last couple Total War games.
On Wizard's end, the licensing of D&D videogames was an infamous shitshow for years. Games like Baldur's Gate and Neverwinter Nights were huge for 2nd and 3rd Edition D&D, but they let 4e pass by entirely without a single game (the Neverwinter MMO is ostensibly 4e-based, but that came out after they had already sealed up the coffin on that edition and lowered it into the dirt) because of legal issues. And now that they've finally got those ducks set in their rows for 5e, who do they license their first game out to? Bioware? InXile? Obsidian? No,

The easy explanation for that is that Wizards of the Coast doesn't particularly give a shit about the property. Like, even the actual, real, just-released-last-year D&D 5e is basically ignored by the company. It has a tiny staff working on it and they mostly farm out new content to third-party writers. And I'm not saying that like, "Oh, those evil corporate big-wigs at WotC, not giving D&D the respect it deserves." 'Cause, like... D&D is a pretty tiny part of their business. It makes pennies to the Magic: The Gathering dollar. They ignore the property because it doesn't really do much of anything for them besides exist and have name recognition.
The problem with that theory is that MtG Online is a laughable cluster



Games Workshop is an ailing beast whose death people have been predicting/hoping for for years. They are a company who decided to capitalize on the release of the PC version of Blood Bowl in 2009 by... no longer supporting the actual tabletop version of the game because they didn't want to compete with the PC version. They are a company who, despite owning some of the most venerable licenses in the gaming world and despite being named Games Workshop, insist that actually they don't make games, they make collectible figurines and the games are just kind of a side-business.
They also didn't demand that the new game be called Total Warhammer and I still can't wrap my head around that. The name was right there!
