Satisfy your craving for pictures of....Korean women clubbing!

[quote name='jaykrue'][quote name='Admiral Ackbar'][quote name='Mookyjooky']Asian Womens vaginas go side to side instead of up and down right?[/quote]

That's just a Myth Mooky. What is true is that they don't grow hair down there. It's well documented in anime :p[/quote]

I know that's sarcasm but dayamn, I gotta tell ya. Sorry my asian sisters, you're gonna be outed. They have some of THE hairest bush I've ever seen. Thank goodness, the well groomed ones keep them neatly trimmed but I've seen quite a few that don't and it makes cry :(

Remember, when a girl doesn't shave, God kills a kitten. So please ladies, don't let another kitten die![/quote]

I'm of course being retarded as usual.....I've slept with some Asian "Lady Friends" in my time and you're right about the hair...but I've found that most Koreans (In my experiance) have straight hair down there which is pretty erotic. Personally I like my pie, shaved and plain...porn trimmed, at least....

Oya, and personally I've found that Asians....though being wierd about the penis, over compensate for their uneasiness and dont let go of the "man-staff" once they get a hold of it. I just usually go along for the ride.....especially if their wearing braces. ;-)
 
you guys are a trip,but seriously how old are these girls you are talking about, braces come on :shock: i think korean women have to be the most hottest of all asian women, well ok and most do take well care of them selves. :robot:
 
[quote name='hammerhead7069']you guys are a trip,but seriously how old are these girls you are talking about, braces come on :shock: i think korean women have to be the most hottest of all asian women, well ok and most do take well care of them selves. :robot:[/quote]

Man you haven't met too many asian chicks have you? Most of'em have bad teeth but don't do anything about it till they're in college. Go figure :/
 
[quote name='jaykrue'][quote name='hammerhead7069']you guys are a trip,but seriously how old are these girls you are talking about, braces come on :shock: i think korean women have to be the most hottest of all asian women, well ok and most do take well care of them selves. :robot:[/quote]

Man you haven't met too many asian chicks have you? Most of'em have bad teeth but don't do anything about it till they're in college. Go figure :/[/quote]

They might be FOBs who just came to the US for college. And of course, dental work in the US is much better. FOB girls always seem to have the snaggletooth. :lol:
 
[quote name='rapsodist'][quote name='jaykrue'][quote name='hammerhead7069']you guys are a trip,but seriously how old are these girls you are talking about, braces come on :shock: i think korean women have to be the most hottest of all asian women, well ok and most do take well care of them selves. :robot:[/quote]

Man you haven't met too many asian chicks have you? Most of'em have bad teeth but don't do anything about it till they're in college. Go figure :/[/quote]

They might be FOBs who just came to the US for college. And of course, dental work in the US is much better. FOB girls always seem to have the snaggletooth. :lol:[/quote]

True but when they do get the dental work, I'll admit a lot of'em look mighty damn fine
 
I like Asian women but I dont like ALL asian women. Some of them are not attractive.

I can understand the general appeal though. Alot of them have nice silky skin and they have an exotic allure.

So when they are hot, they are really hot.
 
people are partial to TABS

Tab (Trendy Asian B*tch)
- You shop at A/X, Bebe, Banana Republic and Club Monaco
- You only wear black and will occasionally wear white to "mix it up"
- You do not weigh more than 105 lbs
- You have never paid for dinner at a restaurant in your life
- Platform heels are your favorite
- You are a makeup expert, in fact, you appear completely flawless
- You do not smile in public
- You are the object of desire of all Asian men and you know it
- You smoke
- Your cell phone is completely customized
- On the inside flip of your cell phone is a sticker pic of you and your man
- Somewhere in your purse is a Sanrio item
- You only date Asian and will only date a boy with a nice car
- You are often seen with Rice-boys
- You never travel alone. You are either in the company of other Tabs or
your Rice-boy boyfriend

and also Hoochie Tab
- You are an import car model
- Your boobs are not real
- There are naked pictures of you floating around on the internet somewhere
- Stiletto heels are your favorite
- Your role models are Francine Dee and Kaila Yu
- Your boyfriend is a Gangsta Fob
- You cheat on your boyfriend
- Unlike most Asians, you do not do well in school
 
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I like this picture. Hey Austin, what do you think?



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YEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHH BAAAAAAAAAAABBBBBBBYYYYY!!!!
 
[quote name='Xevious']
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I like this picture. Hey Austin, what do you think?



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YEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHH BAAAAAAAAAAABBBBBBBYYYYY!!!![/quote]

Yeah that pic is also one of my faves.



EDIT: WTF it just changed ? Bring back the girls Huging !
 
[quote name='Xevious']
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What about the girl on the right? For a second, I thought I was looking at statue.[/quote]

Look out, godzilla!!! :shock:
 
what the hell!!!! i want to see Korean porn... who the hell care about pic of girl clubbing. I want to see them in fu....king... :lol:
 
Sorry to break it to ya, but Korean Women only want one thing (which is valued most by our CAG community)....

$$$$$ MONEY $$$$$$
 
[quote name='paean']Sorry to break it to ya, but Korean Women only want one thing (which is valued most by our CAG community)....

$$$$$ MONEY $$$$$$[/quote]

So what makes Korean women any different than any other ethnic group?
 
am i the only one who think most of them are not good looking.... Come on guys, anyone who said most of them are good looking is blind or just have very low low standard. :lol: just a thougth
 
i came into this thread thinking they were going be playing croquet or something (i have no idea why).
 
[quote name='EggViper']i came into this thread thinking they were going be playing croquet or something (i have no idea why).[/quote]

You, my friend, need to get out more. =)
 
You can say this of females from any race, but it seems particularly applicable to asian females: they seem to fall into one of two bipolar groups: shy & reserved...no make-up and dressed kind of like boys....or else wearing plenty of make-up & dressed to draw the eye and very trampy. My eye may follow a member of the trampy group across the room...but that's all. I wouldn't waste any time with one, personally. It's finding one of the good ones and making a connection which is tricky.

This is a fun thread for some brief ogling, but I'm part of the group that isn't particularly attracted to most of the girls in those photos.
 
Thats why he is in for the bird's eye view. Gotta tell if the drapes match the carpet... know what i mean. Too bad that girl aint hot at all.
 
[quote name='camoor'][quote name='Xevious']
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What about the girl on the right? For a second, I thought I was looking at statue.[/quote]

Look out, godzilla!!! :shock:[/quote]

HAHAAHAHAH...wow..omg..its a freakin behemoth :whistle2:\..im gonna have nightmares now
 
[quote name='greydemise'][quote name='camoor'][quote name='Xevious']
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What about the girl on the right? For a second, I thought I was looking at statue.[/quote]

Look out, godzilla!!! :shock:[/quote]

HAHAAHAHAH...wow..omg..its a freakin behemoth :whistle2:\..im gonna have nightmares now[/quote]

Bwoooo Hoo Hooo Boo Shoo Dah!

Translation: The illustrious Jabba wishes to pose w/ her bitchez
 
One other thing I have to bring up that's not really related to the main topic: Why do Asian people always feel a need to give a peace sign in photographs? I can understand that FOBs do it 'cause, hey, they're FOBs. But even Asian-Americans do it. WHY... I'm all for peace, but not meaningless habitual gestures. :p
 
[quote name='rapsodist']One other thing I have to bring up that's not really related to the main topic: Why do Asian people always feel a need to give a peace sign in photographs? I can understand that FOBs do it 'cause, hey, they're FOBs. But even Asian-Americans do it. WHY... I'm all for peace, but not meaningless habitual gestures. :p[/quote]

Asians are genetically bred that way. It's natural instinct for us to put up our fingers in a peace sign gesture whenever we see a camera. Totally involutary. You can't see it but the pic w/ Jabba the Hutt has everyone w/ the peace sign but you can't see it since their hands are all hidden
 
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Man, they musta had some good crack. No one can make a face like that girl on the right and not have taken some kinda drug.
 
[quote name='jaykrue'][quote name='E Nice']
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Man, they musta had some good crack. No one can make a face like that girl on the right and not have taken some kinda drug.[/quote]

I think she accidentally took some of those horse tranquilizers
 
[quote name='nonggame']The girl on the left is cute. I wannna f...k her, bad :twisted:[/quote]

Say that again AFTER she's taken off her makeup :D
 
[quote name='jaykrue'][quote name='nonggame']The girl on the left is cute. I wannna f...k her, bad :twisted:[/quote]

Say that again AFTER she's taken off her makeup :D[/quote]

she does have an innocent look :twisted:
 
[quote name='camoor'][quote name='jaykrue'][quote name='nonggame']The girl on the left is cute. I wannna f...k her, bad :twisted:[/quote]

Say that again AFTER she's taken off her makeup :D[/quote]

she does have an innocent look :twisted:[/quote]

They all do.... They all do...
 
One other thing I have to bring up that's not really related to the main topic: Why do Asian people always feel a need to give a peace sign in photographs? I can understand that FOBs do it 'cause, hey, they're FOBs. But even Asian-Americans do it. WHY... I'm all for peace, but not meaningless habitual gestures.

Didn't, Sonic throw it up for his second adventure?

Also why do Asians:

- Fill up their front dash and back window of their car with all things Sanrio?
- Make their phone like a disco show?
- Practice using glow-sticks? Do you really need to practice?
- Think they can bust a DDR move at a club. We know WTF that is...

I'm not Asian-hating; if it weren't for them, we'd all be sitting around picking our noses, instead of gaming.
 
[quote name='rallen']
One other thing I have to bring up that's not really related to the main topic: Why do Asian people always feel a need to give a peace sign in photographs? I can understand that FOBs do it 'cause, hey, they're FOBs. But even Asian-Americans do it. WHY... I'm all for peace, but not meaningless habitual gestures.

Didn't, Sonic throw it up for his second adventure?

Also why do Asians:

- Fill up their front dash and back window of their car with all things Sanrio?
- Make their phone like a disco show?
- Practice using glow-sticks? Do you really need to practice?
- Think they can bust a DDR move at a club. We know WTF that is...

I'm not Asian-hating; if it weren't for them, we'd all be sitting around picking our noses, instead of gaming.[/quote]

Point by point:

- the dash thing is more Korean than it is asian. Dunno too many non-koreans that do this

- those would be the ghetto wannabes. Chigger, Fligger, etc. whatever derogatory/stereotypical name you can think of, it would most describe them. Mainly occurs in filipinos (thank goodness I missed that one)

- these are the ravers that just can't seem to get past 1995. I'm guilty of practicing w/ glowsticks but wisely gave it up at the turn of the millenium.

- that would be the asian man's futile attempt at actually trying to dance. Most asian guys hate other asian guys who can dance cuz they steal all the women (true me, I know - I used to dance in college w/ a dance group called Dance2XS and whenever I'd go clubbin' w/ the asian chicks in the group, we would get nonstop dirty looks from all around and these girls are all hot)
 
One other thing I have to bring up that's not really related to the main topic: Why do Asian people always feel a need to give a peace sign in photographs? I can understand that FOBs do it 'cause, hey, they're FOBs. But even Asian-Americans do it. WHY... I'm all for peace, but not meaningless habitual gestures.


The meaning of it is to be cute.... that all
 
[quote name='rapsodist']One other thing I have to bring up that's not really related to the main topic: Why do Asian people always feel a need to give a peace sign in photographs? I can understand that FOBs do it 'cause, hey, they're FOBs. But even Asian-Americans do it. WHY... I'm all for peace, but not meaningless habitual gestures. :p[/quote]

I have had extensive discussion of this with my friends. We have come to the conclusion that V to Japanese means peace. V to Americans means victory.

It's like vvv, peace peace, don't hurt me....
And it's like VVV, VICTORY, I'm gonna eat you ALIVEEEEE!

Something like that.
 
[quote name='Moxio'][quote name='E Nice']
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Roflmao I am totally sigging that.[/quote]

Actually, the more I look at it, the creepier it seems. It reminds of that camrecorder thing in the movie House on Haunted Hill
 
As a fellow Korean, i salute you Cheapy. :wave: (closest to a salute i could come up with).

Kinda on topic: Whats the racial slur for Koreans? We all know Japanese and Chinese, but ive been wondering what it would be for Koreans.
 
[quote name='levi333']As a fellow Korean, i salute you Cheapy. :wave: (closest to a salute i could come up with).

Kinda on topic: Whats the racial slur for Koreans? We all know Japanese and Chinese, but ive been wondering what it would be for Koreans.[/quote]

cheapy ain't korean, or is he?

not a racial slur, but in reference to korean females, they're the bitchiest of all asians. the most stuck up too.

actually, the stuck up thing applies to koreans in general.

i'm kidding, by the way... mostly.
 
[quote name='rallen']
One other thing I have to bring up that's not really related to the main topic: Why do Asian people always feel a need to give a peace sign in photographs? I can understand that FOBs do it 'cause, hey, they're FOBs. But even Asian-Americans do it. WHY... I'm all for peace, but not meaningless habitual gestures.

Didn't, Sonic throw it up for his second adventure?

Also why do Asians:

- Fill up their front dash and back window of their car with all things Sanrio?
- Make their phone like a disco show?
- Practice using glow-sticks? Do you really need to practice?
- Think they can bust a DDR move at a club. We know WTF that is...

I'm not Asian-hating; if it weren't for them, we'd all be sitting around picking our noses, instead of gaming.[/quote]

You wouldn't believe how many American/caucasian stereotypes there are, it'll be too many to list. Just because you've seen one do it doesn't mean it's the cultural norm. And Asia is a larger continent than you think. it doesn't make up of just the Japanese, Korean and Chinese. Indians, Malaysians, Indonesians and Thais are Asian too.
 
hell, i got a pregunta for y'all. do asian-fetish people consider filipinos/as asian at all? i'm filipina, but i'll tell you up front, i don't fucking relate to any of those asian stereotypes. I don't feel asian at all, but I figure we're "grouped" there culturally (even though it's not even remotely close, despite what most americans think..at least for me it isn't.) because of the geographical location.

(the philippines islands are next door to the micronesian islands, closer in background and culture, why aren't they referred to more often as pacific islanders?). oh well, i've always referred to myself as pacific islander. makes me less confused.
 
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