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[quote name='Moxio']Can anyone tell me if Spirited Away is a better movie than... :puke: Ninja Scroll?[/quote]

It's a great movie, no hentai-like stuff like you've described. Pretty much how Zion described it.
 
[quote name='Moxio']Can anyone tell me if Spirited Away is a better movie than... :puke: Ninja Scroll?[/quote]

Man that's a stupid question. But I'll let slide since you're an uber n00ber. Yes. Yes. and Yes.
 
[quote name='MorbidAngel4Life']Two awkward conversations with my dad:

*Dad walks into room* Me: Hey. Him: You SUCK at being discreet! Me: What? *SMACK* Me: Ow! *Dad leaves*

Some x months later...

Dad: Hey, when you swap cars with your mother for the day and take it to go have a BBQ with your girlfriend, and stop at publix and get condoms while you get food, it's probably a good idea not to leave the receipt in the car. Me (Oh shaq-fu oh shaq-fu I swear I threw that thing away): Oh... yeah, that's probably a good idea. Dad: It's okay, I told your mother that you were just using them to protect the hot dogs. Me: Alright, thanks. Dad: No problem[/quote]

:rofl: ahh Fatherly moments like this make me wanna cry.........................from laughing!
 
[quote name='dcfox'][quote name='Moxio']Can anyone tell me if Spirited Away is a better movie than... :puke: Ninja Scroll?[/quote]

Man that's a stupid question. But I'll let slide since you're an uber n00ber. Yes. Yes. and Yes.[/quote]

Hey give me a break! I'm an An-I-May n00b. :cool:
 
At the age of about 12, I had my first truly embarrassing semi-sexual experience. It was also the first time I ever ejaculated; I guess I was cursed from that day. My parents were out of the house at the time at dinner or something and I was all alone. I knew that my dad hid his porno-tapes under his dresser so as soon as that door clicked shut I ran for their bedroom. Figuring that I was doing something right as I could never make anything come out, I was determined to rectify the situation that night.

So there I stood in front of my parents huge wood-console TV masturbating to early 80's porn, when something weird started to happen, something I had never experienced before. My leg started to shake, my eyes rolled into the back of my head, and I unleashed the fury of my first ejaculation. Unfortunately it made me quite light-headed, and I lunged forward at the solid oak TV cabinet, and knocked myself the fuck out.

So when my parents came home, they found their 12 year-old son lying unconscious, pants around his ankles, in front of a TV blaring with porn and covered in man chowder. My parents never brought it up again, thank god

Best. Story. Ever.
 
[quote name='MorbidAngel4Life']Two awkward conversations with my dad:

*Dad walks into room* Me: Hey. Him: You SUCK at being discreet! Me: What? *SMACK* Me: Ow! *Dad leaves*

Some x months later...

Dad: Hey, when you swap cars with your mother for the day and take it to go have a BBQ with your girlfriend, and stop at publix and get condoms while you get food, it's probably a good idea not to leave the receipt in the car. Me (Oh shaq-fu oh shaq-fu I swear I threw that thing away): Oh... yeah, that's probably a good idea. Dad: It's okay, I told your mother that you were just using them to protect the hot dogs. Me: Alright, thanks. Dad: No problem[/quote]

:rofl: ahh Fatherly moments like this make me wanna cry.........................from laughing!
 
[quote name='MorbidAngel4Life']At the age of about 12, I had my first truly embarrassing semi-sexual experience. It was also the first time I ever ejaculated; I guess I was cursed from that day. My parents were out of the house at the time at dinner or something and I was all alone. I knew that my dad hid his porno-tapes under his dresser so as soon as that door clicked shut I ran for their bedroom. Figuring that I was doing something right as I could never make anything come out, I was determined to rectify the situation that night.

So there I stood in front of my parents huge wood-console TV masturbating to early 80's porn, when something weird started to happen, something I had never experienced before. My leg started to shake, my eyes rolled into the back of my head, and I unleashed the fury of my first ejaculation. Unfortunately it made me quite light-headed, and I lunged forward at the solid oak TV cabinet, and knocked myself the shaq-fu out.

So when my parents came home, they found their 12 year-old son lying unconscious, pants around his ankles, in front of a TV blaring with porn and covered in man chowder. My parents never brought it up again, thank god

Best. Story. Ever.[/quote]

:rofl: so fucking hard
 
[quote name='zionoverfire'][quote name='twiztidjester'][quote name='zionoverfire'][quote name='twiztidjester'][quote name='zionoverfire'][quote name='dcfox'][quote name='Zenithian Legend'][quote name='CaseyRyback'][quote name='Zenithian Legend'][quote name='CaseyRyback'][quote:568b66b34e="dcfox"]Weren't you playing FFX anyways Casey? Did you already beat it?[/quote]

I played like an hour and a half of it. I will get back to it sometime soon[/quote]

no, you mean you played a half an hour and watched an hour of it... because that's how that game works ;)[/quote]

yea, sounds about right. Hopefully the game picks up on the island.

The only other FF I have played was 9, and I only played like 3 hours, but it picked up after a slow start, so I hope this does the same[/quote]

Eh... for the most part this is how it goes, although the story remains somewhat interesting. It kind of reminded me of a bigass project that you put off until the night before it's due, because Sin becomes this overwhelming thing that seems like it's unbeatable, but naturally in the end you beat it (hope that doesn't ruin the game for you... of course it'd be hard to have a sequal if you didn't kill the thing humping the planet raw)

Anyway, I suggest that you give all the old FF's (except 8) a whirl as well, especially FF6, it was a very good game.[/quote]

VIII isn't as bad as some people make it out too be. I kinda enjoyed it alot more than I'm enjoying IX right now. But do yourself a favor and pick up FF Anthology and play VI. Arguably the best game in the series.[/quote]

FF8 is great! But its not very representative of the series, some people play that one and get scarred off.[/quote]
I hated 8.[/quote]

Thats not very nice

Yes well I hate you, so it all balances out in the end.[/quote][/quote]

Niether were those pictures you posted.[/quote:568b66b34e]

I cant belive yo are still bitching about this.
 
[quote name='twiztidjester'][quote name='zionoverfire'][quote name='twiztidjester'][quote name='zionoverfire'][quote name='twiztidjester'][quote name='zionoverfire'][quote name='dcfox'][quote name='Zenithian Legend'][quote name='CaseyRyback'][quote name='Zenithian Legend'][quote:ddd75ae663="CaseyRyback"][quote:ddd75ae663="dcfox"]Weren't you playing FFX anyways Casey? Did you already beat it?[/quote]

I played like an hour and a half of it. I will get back to it sometime soon[/quote]

no, you mean you played a half an hour and watched an hour of it... because that's how that game works ;)[/quote]

yea, sounds about right. Hopefully the game picks up on the island.

The only other FF I have played was 9, and I only played like 3 hours, but it picked up after a slow start, so I hope this does the same[/quote]

Eh... for the most part this is how it goes, although the story remains somewhat interesting. It kind of reminded me of a bigass project that you put off until the night before it's due, because Sin becomes this overwhelming thing that seems like it's unbeatable, but naturally in the end you beat it (hope that doesn't ruin the game for you... of course it'd be hard to have a sequal if you didn't kill the thing humping the planet raw)

Anyway, I suggest that you give all the old FF's (except 8) a whirl as well, especially FF6, it was a very good game.[/quote]

VIII isn't as bad as some people make it out too be. I kinda enjoyed it alot more than I'm enjoying IX right now. But do yourself a favor and pick up FF Anthology and play VI. Arguably the best game in the series.[/quote]

FF8 is great! But its not very representative of the series, some people play that one and get scarred off.[/quote]
I hated 8.[/quote]

Thats not very nice

Yes well I hate you, so it all balances out in the end.[/quote][/quote]

Niether were those pictures you posted.[/quote:ddd75ae663]

I cant belive yo are still bitching about this.[/quote:ddd75ae663]

I can't believe you expect me to forget that horror so quickly.
 
[quote name='zionoverfire'][quote name='twiztidjester'][quote name='zionoverfire'][quote name='twiztidjester'][quote name='zionoverfire'][quote name='twiztidjester'][quote name='zionoverfire'][quote name='dcfox'][quote name='Zenithian Legend'][quote name='CaseyRyback'][quote:2dfb0420f8="Zenithian Legend"][quote:2dfb0420f8="CaseyRyback"][quote:2dfb0420f8="dcfox"]Weren't you playing FFX anyways Casey? Did you already beat it?[/quote]

I played like an hour and a half of it. I will get back to it sometime soon[/quote]

no, you mean you played a half an hour and watched an hour of it... because that's how that game works ;)[/quote]

yea, sounds about right. Hopefully the game picks up on the island.

The only other FF I have played was 9, and I only played like 3 hours, but it picked up after a slow start, so I hope this does the same[/quote]

Eh... for the most part this is how it goes, although the story remains somewhat interesting. It kind of reminded me of a bigass project that you put off until the night before it's due, because Sin becomes this overwhelming thing that seems like it's unbeatable, but naturally in the end you beat it (hope that doesn't ruin the game for you... of course it'd be hard to have a sequal if you didn't kill the thing humping the planet raw)

Anyway, I suggest that you give all the old FF's (except 8) a whirl as well, especially FF6, it was a very good game.[/quote]

VIII isn't as bad as some people make it out too be. I kinda enjoyed it alot more than I'm enjoying IX right now. But do yourself a favor and pick up FF Anthology and play VI. Arguably the best game in the series.[/quote]

FF8 is great! But its not very representative of the series, some people play that one and get scarred off.[/quote]
I hated 8.[/quote]

Thats not very nice

Yes well I hate you, so it all balances out in the end.[/quote][/quote]

Niether were those pictures you posted.[/quote:2dfb0420f8]

I cant belive yo are still bitching about this.[/quote:2dfb0420f8]

I can't believe you expect me to forget that horror so quickly.[/quote:2dfb0420f8]

Its been what like a week?
 
[quote name='CrashSpyro123'][quote name='MorbidAngel4Life']At the age of about 12, I had my first truly embarrassing semi-sexual experience. It was also the first time I ever ejaculated; I guess I was cursed from that day. My parents were out of the house at the time at dinner or something and I was all alone. I knew that my dad hid his porno-tapes under his dresser so as soon as that door clicked shut I ran for their bedroom. Figuring that I was doing something right as I could never make anything come out, I was determined to rectify the situation that night.

So there I stood in front of my parents huge wood-console TV masturbating to early 80's porn, when something weird started to happen, something I had never experienced before. My leg started to shake, my eyes rolled into the back of my head, and I unleashed the fury of my first ejaculation. Unfortunately it made me quite light-headed, and I lunged forward at the solid oak TV cabinet, and knocked myself the shaq-fu out.

So when my parents came home, they found their 12 year-old son lying unconscious, pants around his ankles, in front of a TV blaring with porn and covered in man chowder. My parents never brought it up again, thank god

Best. Story. Ever.[/quote]

:rofl: so shaq-fuing hard[/quote]

:lol: I'm sorry, but if that ever happened to me, I'd kill myself.
 
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