[quote name='HeadRusch']Morning. Period. If you shower at night, what are you..freakin EUROPEAN?
Trust me...those of you who shower at night and don't in the morning, you stink.
No..for real...you stink. Your sweaty, skanky, ball-sack perspiring, armpit-dripping, 'I've been laying between sheets just baking up REAL GOOD like a god-damned human burrito for 8 hours' stench can NOT be covered up by a fresh T-shirt and Fabreeze
When you wake up in the morning, your breath smells like horse-shit....your eyes are full of dried up mucus...but you wont' shower?
oh dont worry, a couple shots of DRAKKAR will make it all better!

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sorry, but not everyone sweats a shitload during their sleep...plus, i use axe every morning before i go out