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[quote name='sblymnlcrymnl']Being the genius that I am I just spilled a cup of water on the floor next to my desk. Said cup was sitting on the floor, right next to my feet. Now my water's gone and I'm thirsty. :cry: :lol:[/QUOTE]
And what? Are you too good to lick the floor?
 
[quote name='sblymnlcrymnl']Being the genius that I am I just spilled a cup of water on the floor next to my desk. Said cup was sitting on the floor, right next to my feet. Now my water's gone and I'm thirsty. :cry: :lol:[/QUOTE]

I hate when I do that... I have a pink cup I usually have at my desk for water... When it runs out I'll pick it up every 3 minutes and remember its empty... :roll:

After about half an hour I MAY fill it...
 
[quote name='Kayden']I hate when I do that... I have a pink cup I usually have at my desk for water... When it runs out I'll pick it up every 3 minutes and remember its empty... :roll:

After about half an hour I MAY fill it...[/QUOTE]

I can't do that at all. I take one cup to my room before I'm going to sleep and I can't come back out due to the birthgivers having supersonic hearing.
 
[quote name='sblymnlcrymnl']This OTT is suspiciously lacking in Natalie related materials ...
There, that's better. ;)[/QUOTE]

How come no one posts her Marilyn Monroe get up? That was my favorite.


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[quote name='Kayden']I hate when I do that... I have a pink cup I usually have at my desk for water... When it runs out I'll pick it up every 3 minutes and remember its empty... :roll:

After about half an hour I MAY fill it...[/QUOTE]

Isn't that what GG is for?
 
[quote name='dcfox']And what? Are you too good to lick the floor?[/QUOTE]

Well, it's carpet and I already dried most of it up and took the towel upstairs.

[quote name='Kayden']I hate when I do that... I have a pink cup I usually have at my desk for water... When it runs out I'll pick it up every 3 minutes and remember its empty... :roll:

After about half an hour I MAY fill it...[/QUOTE]

I could have gotten more water when I went upstairs (actually just ice, I do have a sink after all) but I figured the same thing would happen again. Only the cup would be almost full this time. :lol:

Maybe I should just clean off my desk so I can put it there ...
 
[quote name='jaykrue']How come no one posts her Marilyn Monroe get up? That was my favorite.


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I didn't like that one. And I don't find the pics anyway, I just copy the links out of other people's posts. :lol:

Except for this one ... possible sig material? :lol:
nap38mf.jpg
 
[quote name='sblymnlcrymnl']I didn't like that one. And I don't find the pics anyway, I just copy the links out of other people's posts. :lol:

Except for this one ... possible sig material? :lol:
nap38mf.jpg
[/QUOTE]

banana3ju4so.gif
 
[quote name='sblymnlcrymnl']Well, it's carpet and I already dried most of it up and took the towel upstairs.
[/QUOTE]
You're too effecient. That's your problem. If it were me, I would have left it there. Then whenever I'm thirsty I could just suck the moisture out of the shag.
 
I just saw a report on the news that sblymnl may have been able to rub one out to. It had these girls that were literally not eating for days because they thought they were overweight when they looked like skeletons with skin stretched over it. You could literally have wrapped your hand around their stomach since they were so thin. They were getting all of these ideas from the internet which had big, bold letters saying Food is Evil and shit like that. These girls definitely need their heads checked as it's just really nasty to see them like that. :puke:
 
[quote name='FriskyTanuki']I just saw a report on the news that sblymnl may have been able to rub one out to. It had these girls that were literally not eating for days because they thought they were overweight when they looked like skeletons with skin stretched over it. You could literally have wrapped your hand around their stomach since they were so thin. They were getting all of these ideas from the internet which had big, bold letters saying Food is Evil and shit like that. These girls definitely need their heads checked as it's just really nasty to see them like that. :puke:[/QUOTE]

Pics? :twisted:
 
[quote name='sblymnlcrymnl']I didn't like that one. And I don't find the pics anyway, I just copy the links out of other people's posts. :lol:

Except for this one ... possible sig material? :lol:
nap38mf.jpg
[/QUOTE]
You know you can't replace scarlett, but an addition might work out if they don't fight over the sig space. :)
 
[quote name='RedvsBlue']Isn't that what GG is for?[/QUOTE]

:rofl:

Start running and you may yet live. She wont wake up for a few more hours.
 
[quote name='dcfox']You're too effecient. That's your problem. If it were me, I would have left it there. Then whenever I'm thirsty I could just suck the moisture out of the shag.[/QUOTE]
Quoted. Suck that shag...
 
[quote name='Kayden']:rofl:

Start running and you may yet live. She wont wake up for a few more hours.[/QUOTE]

Meh, don't you live in the cities?

That gives me a good hour head start anyway.

Edit- Just thought of something, girls don't know directions anyway.
 
[quote name='sblymnlcrymnl']It's part of the package, along with flossing. :lol:[/QUOTE]

I'm not sure she'll have enough time for all that, not that you two would be doing anything else.:lol:
 
[quote name='RedvsBlue']I wonder what it would be like to sleep with a chick that skinny. Do you think it would be tighter than normal, looser than normal, or no difference?[/QUOTE]

I think she'd explode when you did... :lol:
 
[quote name='RedvsBlue']I wonder what it would be like to sleep with a chick that skinny. Do you think it would be tighter than normal, looser than normal, or no difference?[/QUOTE]

It would be loose. When you're starving your body eats away at your muscles.

No meat means nothing to pull on your business
 
[quote name='Dr Mario Kart']It would be loose. When you're starving your body eats away at your muscles.

No meat means nothing to pull on your business[/QUOTE]


Yes but their hips aren't very wide either which means it might make up for it?
 
[quote name='Dr Mario Kart']It would be loose. When you're starving your body eats away at your muscles.

No meat means nothing to pull on your business[/QUOTE]

That would restrict her ability to use it more than the actual size.

Although Personally I've never seen any relationship between size and size.;)
 
[quote name='Kayden']I think she'd explode when you did... :lol:[/QUOTE]

Nothing quite as rewarding as having your EX tell you that your the "largest" she's been with.
 
the hips may not be very wide, but I dont think starving is gonna change the bone structure too much.

I'd imagine (and you can imagine with me if you'd like), that it would be like poking....
a balloon with no air in it.
or a flap of chicken skin.
 
[quote name='Dr Mario Kart']the hips may not be very wide, but I dont think starving is gonna change the bone structure too much.

I'd imagine (and you can imagine with me if you'd like), that it would be like poking....
a balloon with no air in it.
or a flap of chicken skin.[/QUOTE]

Boobies are wrong and I'm going to hell for showing people they exist.
 
[quote name='Dr Mario Kart']the hips may not be very wide, but I dont think starving is gonna change the bone structure too much.

I'd imagine (and you can imagine with me if you'd like), that it would be like poking....
a balloon with no air in it.
or a flap of chicken skin.[/QUOTE]


Excellent, I'm off to the grocery store.
 
[quote name='zionoverfire']Kayden man you've really got to stop making all these porn posts.[/QUOTE]
Its a link... it says "SEX WITH BALLOONS"

Anyone complaining about a marked link to a pic with boobies in it in the middle of an OTT can just go fuck themselves.
 
[quote name='Kayden']Its a link... it says "SEX WITH BALLOONS"

Anyone complaining about a marked link to a pic with boobies in it in the middle of an OTT can just go fuck themselves.[/QUOTE]

Dammit Kayden this is the OTT not the Fark Boobies section.
 
[quote name='zionoverfire']Kayden man you've really got to stop making all these porn posts.[/QUOTE]


Eff that, between this and the cow balls from earlier, its been a GREAT day!
 
[quote name='zionoverfire']Dammit Kayden this is the OTT not the Fark Boobies section.[/QUOTE]

11 year olds with huge breasts?
Living skeletons?
Deep throating a horse?

Those are ok?

But I'm the bad guy for posting a link with a pic that is in direct reference to another user's post?

Right... I should have known that it was ME crossing the line.
 
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