So, I had thOTT of a tOTTally awesome OTT title, but I forgOTT it.

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So this guy goes to the doctor for a checkup, and the doctor says, "I found signs of two problems."

"Go on says the man."

"Well, firstly, you have cancer."

"Oh no, that's horrible, whats the second problem?"

"The second problem is, you have Alzhiemers."

"Man, that sucks, but atleast I don't have cancer."
 
Can't remember, but this one did get a chuckle out of me. And not a bad joke to boot. Maybe I'm just easily impressed a few minutes from bed time? :lol:
 
[quote name='wubb']Can't remember, but this one did get a chuckle out of me. And not a bad joke to boot. Maybe I'm just easily impressed a few minutes from bed time? :lol:[/QUOTE]

I liked the joke, to be honest.
 
[quote name='WhipSmartBanky']I had retired the Earl avatar, but man, I had to bring it back after tonight's episode. Brilliance.[/QUOTE]

:lol: I was going to make my custom user title I skinned my pecker. You beat me to it.
 
[quote name='Roufuss']Yea, it's almost time for me to start running.[/QUOTE] I've only ran a few times, since high school. :lol:

I really should start, though.
 
[quote name='Dkellar']fucking bills, always taking my monies.


fucking wood putty, so hard to use.[/quote]

Liar. You spread it on, let it dry and then sand it. Rocketology that is.
 
[quote name='Roufuss']Yea, it's almost time for me to start running.[/QUOTE]

I dont know how you can stand 3 miles...I hate the 1 mile warm up run I do.
 
How can you not stand running 3 miles? You must have very talented ass cheeks.

[quote name='seanr1221']I dont know how you can stand 3 miles...I hate the 1 mile warm up run I do.[/quote]
 
[quote name='Kayden']Liar. You spread it on, let it dry and then sand it. Rocketology that is.[/QUOTE]

That part is easy but it kept sticking to my fingers/the putty knife and when I tried to spread it it would stick in one part but not the other. So I go over it again and the new putty sticks and pulls the other putty out of place and blah blah. It was just frustrating.
 
[quote name='seanr1221']I dont know how you can stand 3 miles...I hate the 1 mile warm up run I do.[/QUOTE]

Trust me, once I get into watching whatever I'm watching, time goes by like that.
 
[quote name='Roufuss']Trust me, once I get into watching whatever I'm watching, time goes by like that.[/QUOTE] Oh, you have a treadmill? My gf has one in her apartment. She usually ends up watching the Full House or Beavis & Butthead DVDs I got for her. :lol:
 
[quote name='sblymnlcrymnl']Oh, you have a treadmill? My gf has one in her apartment. She usually ends up watching the Full House or Beavis & Butthead DVDs I got for her. :lol:[/QUOTE]

Haha, I was watching Beavis and Butthead but I switched to The Shield... I need to finish Season 1 by Saturday to see if I want 2 - 4.
 
[quote name=' Dr Mario Kart']I thought the idea was kinda gay at first, but then I thought it was kinda neat to be able to play all those games with people on the fly.[/quote]
But, how can it be fun if you have to play with other people?
 
lol, Subby, you thought I went out running at midnight? I live in a good neighbourhood but it's not THAT good, this is Tampa Bay after all.
 
[quote name='Roufuss']lol, Subby, you thought I went out running at midnight? I live in a good neighbourhood but it's not THAT good, this is Tampa Bay after all.[/QUOTE] I guess I never really noticed that it was midnight when you go running. Sorry. :lol:

And besides, running at night is great, during the summer. Not that I've done it in years. :lol:

And you do want seasons 2-4. Believe it.
 
[quote name='CitizenB']:lol: I was going to make my custom user title I skinned my pecker. You beat me to it.[/QUOTE]

I loved it when he had Mike O'Malley look at it and tell him how bad it was. The whole episode was just fucking amazing. I laughed the whole time it was on.
 
[quote name='CaseyRyback']If you need another person to tell you to get 2-4 I would venture to guess karsh would back up everyone telling you to get them.[/QUOTE]

I just gotta see for myself, because $50 is alot to drop without watching the entire first season to see for myself ;)

Believe me, I'll be done by Saturday, definitely.
 
I copyedited 120 pages of text today. I wish for the sane workload of a postal employee.

Also, let me state that I hate Januarys at the gym. All these hopefuls that slog on the treadmills and ellipticals that I want to use. I wish them the best, sure, but I know they'll be back to lifting plates at Bob Evans by Valentine's Day.
 
[quote name='mykevermin']
Also, let me state that I hate Januarys at the gym. All these hopefuls that slog on the treadmills and ellipticals that I want to use. I wish them the best, sure, but I know they'll be back to lifting plates at Bob Evans by Valentine's Day.[/QUOTE]


Not me!
 
[quote name='mykevermin']
Also, let me state that I hate Januarys at the gym. All these hopefuls that slog on the treadmills and ellipticals that I want to use. I wish them the best, sure, but I know they'll be back to lifting plates at Bob Evans by Valentine's Day.[/QUOTE]

Oh no, you just reminded me of how the gym will be when I get back to school. Last year it was packed for a month...I'm not looking forward to that at all.
 
Yeah, I'd definitely say get them. If you like the first season, the next couple seasons just ramp the entire show up. Honestly, there's very few shows out there were every season of it is literally as good as the rest of the show. The Shield is definitely like that. Though I'll admit Season 5 absolutely blows the rest of the seasons out of the water.
 
[quote name='mykevermin']I hope not, if you own a treadmill. :lol:[/QUOTE]

I used to hate Bob Evans, but I got a hamburger there once, and that shit was probably the best hamburger I've eaten in a long time.

I'm surprised someone else knows what they are.
 
[quote name='Roufuss']I'm surprised someone else knows what they are.[/QUOTE]

Sometimes I feel as if I have more shit-ass restaurants for neighbors than human beings. If it's out there, it's here: TGI Friday's, Bob Evans, Fatty Mcfuckerson's, Fried Shit on a Plate, and my personal favorite, You're Gonna Need a Colonic.

I order Donato's Pizza once a month, give or take, and if we dine out at all, we go to this bad-ass sushi restaurant in downtown Cincinnati that's about 1 mile from us. I refuse to tell my wife that I'll occasionally get their teishoku (fixed-price lunch w/ 15 pieces of sushi, salad w/ ginger dressing, and miso soup) for $10 for lunch on occasion.

Funny thing, though...I am probably sitting on $300+ of restaurant giftcards, most of which were acquired from my father (he gets all these massive-ass fancy-place gift cards for places he won't go to, because he's old and set in his ways, as well as a huge racist, so he avoids downtown). Lotsa seafood places too, which is awesome for me (save for the thought of how enticing seafood in *Ohio* could be).
 
I hate grape jelly. But we're out of raspberry. Dammit. :cry:

Well actually "hate" is a bit strong. I just won't typically eat the stuff unless it's the only choice I have. Like right now. :lol:
 
[quote name='Pookymeister']i think i may partake in chocolate and peanut butter Turkey Hill Ice cream.[/QUOTE]

And you folks get on my case about my Arbys earlier today. :lol:
 
Yea, Most Wanted went back to being awesome now that I got some awesome cars.

Just gotta finish this chase so I can start running.
 
[quote name='Demolition Man']And you folks get on my case about my Arbys earlier today. :lol:[/quote]

It tops off 2 Double cheeseburgers for lunch and McD's and pizza for dinner :whistle2:#
 
fuckin A rights!

I finally got the cock bitch slaphappy ninja bitch fuck dick ass clock slapass whore eating bitch monkey raid card to work.

Damn, I'm so good I amaze myself.
 
[quote name='Demolition Man']And you folks get on my case about my Arbys earlier today. :lol:[/quote]Hey, that was me. I eat all kinds of healthy.

Not that I'm drooling over the thought of any sort of ice cream right now. :drool:

[quote name='Kayden'] I finally got the raid card to work.

Damn, I'm so good I amaze myself.[/quote]awsome. Come help me get my laptop to play dvds right again.
 
[quote name='Kayden'] I finally got the raid card to work.

Damn, I'm so good I amaze myself.[/quote]awsome. Come help me get my laptop to play dvds right again.
 
[quote name='guinaevere']Hey, that was me. I eat all kinds of healthy.

Not that I'm drooling over the thought of any sort of ice cream right now. :drool:

awsome. Come help me get my laptop to play dvds right again.[/quote]
I think Rainbow is running a sale on icecream this weekend. You can get 10 of those lil pint things for $10. Not a great deal, but they're fucking yummy. :bouncy:

Thats easy. Google VLC. Done and done.
 
Alright, the wood putty turned out ok. I just need to sand the rest, do some touch ups, and sand again and one side is done! Just three more to do and then work in perfecting the shelves. After that, a good sand down, prime, paint, and fill with games! Damn, it took so long today just to finish the construction of this damn thing. Then again, I did take a few short cuts and ended up putting a few screws through the shelves. Almost drilled through a game case or two.
 
I order a tv for in store pick-up last Saturday. They said it would be ready in 72 hours. Call them tuesday to see if its ready to be picked up. "Man those things flew out of here this weekend."

Then I ask, So your saying that when I place an order online you don't hold one for me. "Call tomorrow we might have some."

After 3 days I finally found out that its backordered from the manufacture until the 15th. So I have no idea when I'm going to get it. They sure as shit charged my card though.
 
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