Sunday night, absolutely out of nowhere, I was watching Casino Royale with my fiance and her family on bluray. At the end of the movie I was getting some severe abdominal pain that I couldn't figure out what it was from. For dinner we tried this new Mexican restaurant and the food was decent, but not great. So i'm sitting there after her family goes upstairs and my fiance is asleep, as always during movies, and i notice the sharp pains is going to horrible horrible aches. I think everyone knows when your about to vomit and that was the feeling I had, so I start climbing the stairs slowly and as I'm going BOOM it hits me, I'm going to YAK like I've never yakked before. So i run to the bathroom and slide into the toilet only to do....nothing. I basically felt like i was going to puke my brains out for the next hour and I spent that hour hugging the toilet. Finally I vomit, what seemed to be, four small children. The kicker is I have never had food poisoning and nothing could prepare you for the fact that food poisoning makes food shoot out of both sides of your body. Just as soon as I am done throwing up I had to switch to the opposite side of my body to expel what wanted to come out there. It reminded me of the south park episode where Kenny's parents want to have another baby and Kenny gives the dad the morning after pill on accident and he is just shooting stuff out. While i can't pinpoint where i got the food poisoning from, my guess is that it was a place thats right next to my work that serves Gyro's because thats all I could taste and smell when I was doing both dirty deeds.
I'm feeling a little better today, I did go to the hospital early Monday morning, 4am ish, and luckily they pumped me full of drugs because i got absolutely no sleep and apparently was moaning the whole night because i was in so much pain. 103 fever right now though so I'm a little delusional, which is why I probably thought the CAG membership was real and the coolest idea....
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I'm feeling a little better today, I did go to the hospital early Monday morning, 4am ish, and luckily they pumped me full of drugs because i got absolutely no sleep and apparently was moaning the whole night because i was in so much pain. 103 fever right now though so I'm a little delusional, which is why I probably thought the CAG membership was real and the coolest idea....
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