So My Ex-Roommate is a Porn Star

[quote name='Rodimus']I told my wife. I had a crush on the girl for about a month or two, before I even meet my wife. There was nothing to hide. Beside she would've found out sooner or later since we share a lot of the same college friends. It would've been like:

"Did you hear Jackie's a Pornstar?"
"What.... no"
"You mean Mr. Rodimus didn't tell you, he told me."
"No...."

Then she would defiantly have a reason to wonder.[/QUOTE]

This. Anyone who's been in a relationship of more than 5 minutes would agree it's always better if they hear it from you, especially if there's nothing to hide. Somehow they always find out, and then you're in trouble. I can see it now, for the rest of your life every time you wanted something in the bedroom you'd here "why don't you just call your friend ________?"
 
in college, a bunch of us found out that a girl from our high school, class prior to mine but same class with the guys i knew, was in one of the boob squad episode.

Funny fact, she is a Miami native also.
 
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[quote name='HuBu']in college, a bunch of us found out that a girl from our high school, class prior to mine but same class with the guys i knew, was in one of the boob squad episode.



Funny fact, she is a Miami native also.[/QUOTE]
Crap, you better put NSFW tags on it. I got an eye full of it in the library.
 
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[quote name='hero101']Crap, you better put NSFW tags on it. I got an eye full of it in the library.[/QUOTE]

LOL. Same here. I totally skipped over the NSFW part and just clicked the link. The girlfriend right next to started laughing uncontrollably and this fat trance dude to my left keeps looking over now. LOL.
 
[quote name='mis0']LOL. Same here. I totally skipped over the NSFW part and just clicked the link. The girlfriend right next to started laughing uncontrollably and this fat trance dude to my left keeps looking over now. LOL.[/QUOTE]


lol, start screaming "YESS!!!!" and see what the fat guy does
 
i thought maybe, just maybe, one of my old roommates made this thread about me.

insert something along the lines of, "you're so vain, i bet you think this thread is about you..."
 
[quote name='HuBu']in college, a bunch of us found out that a girl from our high school, class prior to mine but same class with the guys i knew, was in one of the boob squad episode.



Funny fact, she is a Miami native also.[/QUOTE]

Her nipples are insanely huge....:shock:
 
[quote name='dreWii']i thought maybe, just maybe, one of my old roommates made this thread about me.

insert something along the lines of, "you're so vain, i bet you think this thread is about you..."[/QUOTE]
Karlie, is that you? DJK8E?
 
Yeah she's not that pretty, but in today's porn industry it seems to be less about how good looking you are and more about how many you're willing to take and in which holes.
 
[quote name='Arakias']If this is her, shes an idiot. [/QUOTE]

Wow. I'm a big Kylie Ireland fan (older + tattoos + redhead + takes it in the ass = :drool:), and that fucking sucked for her.
 
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She's no Sasha Grey.

NSFW
http://www.foundrymusic.com/adults/interviews/sasha_grey_interview3.jpg

Loves me some Sasha Grey...
 
She looks like the Asian guy from MadTV in drag.

I fucked around with a guy in high school (huge cock) and he was a stripper for a few months. I met a friend of a friend and he was a stripper at the same club and was told later he liked me, and loved the way I talked (Am I the only one who thinks that's creepy?)

What's my point? fuck them when you have them.
 
[quote name='evanft']Wow. I'm a big Kylie Ireland fan (older + tattoos + redhead + takes it in the ass = :drool:), and that fucking sucked for her.[/QUOTE]
If you like her then you definitely need to check out Faye Regan/Valentine then :drool::drool::drool:.
 
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[quote name='h3llbring3r']If you like her then you defiantly need to check out Faye Regan/Valentine then :drool::drool::drool:.[/QUOTE]


Her nipples scare me.
 
[quote name='Vega$']Pornstars are awesome[/QUOTE]

they used to be back when they all looked real and natural. i think amature porn delivers where professional porn doesnt. i recall these 2 chicks who did a show on playboy channel called night calls or something they were damn hott. rhonda sheer was the shit too until larry king ruined it.
 
[quote name='bigdaddy']She looks like the Asian guy from MadTV in drag.

I fucked around with a guy in high school (huge cock) and he was a stripper for a few months. I met a friend of a friend and he was a stripper at the same club and was told later he liked me, and loved the way I talked (Am I the only one who thinks that's creepy?)

What's my point? fuck them when you have them.[/QUOTE]

youre a chick right? im asking because your name is kinda misleading if you arent. not that theres anything wrong with it if you arent a chick just curious.........
 
[quote name='evanft']Wow. I'm a big Kylie Ireland fan (older + tattoos + redhead + takes it in the ass = :drool:), [/QUOTE]

This x100

And that sounded like hell for her. I guess you have to deal with dumbasses no matter what your job is.
 
[quote name='lokizz']they used to be back when they all looked real and natural. i think amature porn delivers where professional porn doesnt. i recall these 2 chicks who did a show on playboy channel called night calls or something they were damn hott. rhonda sheer was the shit too until larry king ruined it.[/QUOTE]

There's a couple that were really good looking but mutilated themselves with lip injections and wind up looking like clowns. Monique Alexander, Mya McKay, fucking hideous now.

The general rule is European pornstar = hot. American pornstar = circus freak.
 
Euro porn stars have jacked up teeth and the ones from Eastern Europe glow in the dark from Chernobyl. It's like banging a glow worm.
 
[quote name='davo1224']The word is DEFINITELY you fucks. How does that somehow turn into DEFIANTLY? You would defiantly fuck her? In defiance of whom?[/QUOTE]
In defiance of everyone.
 
[quote name='davo1224']The word is DEFINITELY you fucks. How does that somehow turn into DEFIANTLY? You would defiantly fuck her? In defiance of whom?[/QUOTE]

It happens when you mistakenly click the wrong word in Firefox's spell check drop down and don't proof read for a second time. Did you forget to take your Lorazepam & Xanax?

The grammar nazi has been replaced by the spell-check psycho.
 
[quote name='lokizz']youre a chick right? im asking because your name is kinda misleading if you arent. not that theres anything wrong with it if you arent a chick just curious.........[/QUOTE]

i was wondering the same thing. either way, i say rock on.
 
[quote name='davo1224']The word is DEFINITELY you fucks. How does that somehow turn into DEFIANTLY? You would defiantly fuck her? In defiance of whom?[/QUOTE]

hahahaha it's got to be the one word misspelled the most.
 
[quote name='DestroVega']hahahaha it's got to be the one word misspelled the most.[/QUOTE]

LOL That's the first time I've ever seen it spelled DEFIANTLY, and the responses were definitely lulzy.

I can't stand when it's spelled DEFINATE. Definate should be what you get when you defecate and urinate at the same time.
 
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