Someone is stealing food in my apartment...any help? ***UPDATE 9/22***

hmm this also reminds me of something I remembered as a kid..

bb_bbattb00.jpg


for those who don't get it...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Goldilocks_and_the_Three_Bears
 
[quote name='shieryda']:rofl:

This just brought me back to 2nd or 3rd grade. Can't remember when I first heard that little ditty.

OP, why don't you point the camera at the cupboard, instead of at the front door?[/quote]

It's not pointed at a cupboard because there is nowhere to put it without it being noticeable...PLUS, I would have to constantly be taking my laptop in there and that's just a nuisance. It's much easier and more convenient to have it in the living room at the door because it gets the job done and that's where i have my laptop.
 
[quote name='Dingleberry']It's not pointed at a cupboard because there is nowhere to put it without it being noticeable...PLUS, I would have to constantly be taking my laptop in there and that's just a nuisance. It's much easier and more convenient to have it in the living room at the door because it gets the job done and that's where i have my laptop.[/quote]

Yes, but that only proves that people are coming in and out of the apartment and not who's raiding the pantry.

Have you tried putting a note on your food: "Touch my shit and get your fingers broken", or some such threat?
 
[quote name='shieryda']Yes, but that only proves that people are coming in and out of the apartment and not who's raiding the pantry.

Have you tried putting a note on your food: "Touch my shit and get your fingers broken", or some such threat?[/quote]

Yes it does...cause I can see who comes in and out. It's not my roomate or his girlfriend. And when I see that food is gone, I'll know who to look at.
 
im surprised nobodies mentioned the possiblity of pantry gnomes.either that or the possibility of leprechauns living in your cabinets.
 
[quote name='lokizz']im surprised nobodies mentioned the possiblity of pantry gnomes.either that or the possibility of leprechauns living in your cabinets.[/QUOTE]

lolz
 
[quote name='Dingleberry']It will solve the mystery of who's stealing the cookies from the cookie jar.

"Who took the cookies from the cookie jar?"
"Apossum took the cookies from the cookie jar."
"Who me?"
"Yes you."
"Couldn’t be."
"Then who?"[/QUOTE]


I would've gotten away with it if it wasn't for you meddling kids!
 
[quote name='Apossum']I would've gotten away with it if it wasn't for you meddling kids![/QUOTE]


this thread has flipped since the camera went offline and the OP made the comment about the food getting stolen once or twice a month.
 
Wait, the girlfriend has an eating disorder and has to write down everything she eats?? Well, just look at her damn notes then and she if she wrote down something like:

"Day 15: Snuck into the apartment again, and grabbed Dingleberry's ho-ho's."

Case closed!

Just like stealing your sister's diary when you were little.
 
My theory: The girlfriend does not stock junk food in her house because of the eating disorder. Eventually she snaps and craves junk food and steals from you because she doesn't have any. I remember personally snapping and going on some Incredible Hulkish "MUST HAVE JUNK FOOD" rage back when I was dieting a few years ago.
 
[quote name='keithp']Wait, the girlfriend has an eating disorder and has to write down everything she eats?? Well, just look at her damn notes then and she if she wrote down something like:

"Day 15: Snuck into the apartment again, and grabbed Dingleberry's ho-ho's."

Case closed!

Just like stealing your sister's diary when you were little.[/quote]

i wonder if she has to write down everythig she eats or rather gobbles lmao.........
 
[quote name='lordwow']This thread had moved into the realm of absurdity.[/QUOTE]


not yet.


Maybe the food is a manifestation of the OP's yearning to fulfill his wishes in life and the girlfriend, afflicted with an eating disorder, ate the food. This act was a self-fulfilling prophecy because the OP is also scared to live out his life in a way that will fulfill his hopes and dreams. The girlfriend is the specter of doubt, which blocks the OP from the food, and thus, from feeling fulfilled. The girlfriend does not tell the OP and carries on her life innocently until next time, when the hand of destiny (and her eating disorder) intervenes, so that she may play a symbolic role in the OP's life once again. The camera is the OP's weapon, which he is using to prevent the hand of destiny from placing doubt in his path. It is uncertain how effective the weapon will be, for one cannot know-- is the camera going to catch the moment or will the moment simply wait until the camera has run out of power? The camera is finite, however, time is not.


Okay, now it's absurd.
 
Dingleberry,

You should know that all of us regardless of how absurd we act DO want to know whats happening over there. Its just out of anticipation and maybe boredom that we get a little wild.

So carry on with a new update its been 5 days already.
 
[quote name='Apossum']I killed it! sorry guys. gonna go make myself an hero nao :([/quote]

Yeah, stay the hell out of the thread punk!
 
[quote name='Dingleberry']I really have nothing to update on except that I still don't have my laptop back.[/quote]Hopefully, you'll get it back shortly.

Question I have is if the food shortages are still going on or not?
 
I heard in Europe, that they have fridges with locks all kind - KeyCode, Thumb
print security ones. Even sections inside the fridge can be locked down. "Keep yo muthafreakin hands off my crisper items BIZZZNICH!!!" Also there used by the Police, Interpol, and other some hospitals. I guess to keep the violence down....in the workplace..Example: Leroy said.... Hey Fred!! Did you eat my sandwich? Fred replys .... You mean that Ribwich? That was yours? Leroy says..... You fuck'in right? Fred says.....I'm sorry...are you mad at me?Leroy replys....I WAS MAD. But now you're going to be very MAD...like MAD COW diease!!! BITCCHH!!!

Dude just buy some mousetraps & make a badass deli sandwich throw a
trap in there...And start looking 4 the fucker with the Tom & Jerry Tongue.
Or just add some food coloring dye into the food that they steal the most.
That shit is hard to get of your hands & tongue.

Good Luck
 
lol i got a few tips
my wife had issues with people eating her food try buyin a bag of jelly beans and putting a few in some dirty places....she put them in her pink for a bit
a few along the rim of the toilet too.
OR put shit in the coke.....it disolves....

mention it in front of the suspect and if they start puking you got him and ti will end right there.

:)
 
[quote name='chimpian']lol i got a few tips
my wife had issues with people eating her food try buyin a bag of jelly beans and putting a few in some dirty places....she put them in her pink for a bit
a few along the rim of the toilet too.
OR put shit in the coke.....it disolves....

mention it in front of the suspect and if they start puking you got him and ti will end right there.

:)[/QUOTE]

Wow your wife is disgusting, but she sure knows how to smite her enemies. I'll never eat jelly beans that don't belong to me ever again.
 
[quote name='chimpian']lol i got a few tips
my wife had issues with people eating her food try buyin a bag of jelly beans and putting a few in some dirty places....she put them in her pink for a bit
a few along the rim of the toilet too.
OR put shit in the coke.....it disolves....

mention it in front of the suspect and if they start puking you got him and ti will end right there.

:)[/QUOTE]

I think I just puked and i didn't eat anyones food but my own!
 
[quote name='Snake2715']I think I just puked and i didn't eat anyones food but my own![/quote]
You "think" you puked?

How the heck do you not notice when something like that happens? Do you often walk around your house, doing whatever, when you suddenly notice that the carpet is wet? And you have chunks of partially digested food matter on your shirt? And you smell like vomit? And then you think to yourself, "Did I just puke? Because I taste vomit in my mouth, and I heard a wretching sound, but I assumed it was the pantry gnomes drinking my crap-laden Coke and then hurling. "

I feel sorry for you.

EDIT: In case anyone was wondering: :booty:, :p, ;)---> JK :roll:
 
[quote name='Killer Rabbit']You "think" you puked?

How the heck do you not notice when something like that happens? Do you often walk around your house, doing whatever, when you suddenly notice thatt the carpet is wet? And you have chunks of partially digested food matter on your shirt? And you smell like vomit? And then you think to yourself, "Did I just puke? Because I taste vomit in my mouth, and I heard a wretching sound, but I assumed it was the pantry gnomes drinking my crap-laden Coke and then hurling. "

I feel sorry for you.[/quote]

?... :bomb:
 
[quote name='Killer Rabbit']You "think" you puked?

How the heck do you not notice when something like that happens? Do you often walk around your house, doing whatever, when you suddenly notice that the carpet is wet? And you have chunks of partially digested food matter on your shirt? And you smell like vomit? And then you think to yourself, "Did I just puke? Because I taste vomit in my mouth, and I heard a wretching sound, but I assumed it was the pantry gnomes drinking my crap-laden Coke and then hurling. "

I feel sorry for you.

EDIT: In case anyone was wondering: :booty:, :p, ;)---> JK :roll:[/QUOTE]

Yeah I wasn't sure actually. I mean I had a funny taste in the back of my throat but I had just downed some funky italian food..... it wasn't until this morning when I blew my nose that I realized I did vomit. The tissue was very telling!
 
[quote name='chimpian']lol i got a few tips
my wife had issues with people eating her food try buyin a bag of jelly beans and putting a few in some dirty places....she put them in her pink for a bit
a few along the rim of the toilet too.
OR put shit in the coke.....it disolves....

mention it in front of the suspect and if they start puking you got him and ti will end right there.

:)[/quote]

One of my friends had fraternity brothers that would serve drinks with diarrhea icecubes to people they disliked...
 
putting jellybeans in your wife's pussy would not stop me from eating said jellybeans, unlss your wife was on her period or something...
 
[quote name='chimpian']lol i got a few tips
my wife had issues with people eating her food try buyin a bag of jelly beans and putting a few in some dirty places....she put them in her pink for a bit
a few along the rim of the toilet too.
OR put shit in the coke.....it disolves....

mention it in front of the suspect and if they start puking you got him and ti will end right there.

:)[/QUOTE]


One of my friends had fraternity brothers that would serve drinks with diarrhea icecubes to people they disliked...
Click to expand...

:shock:

I hope your wife and your fraternity brothers choke.


except the jellybeans put in her pink-- i'm sure there are fetishists who would pay good money for those.
 
Find a dead bum and put his severed head in the fridge with a note saying "Do you SEE what happens, do you SEE what happens BITCH!".
 
my wife is quite demented but it did work and to be fair she did tell everyone not to touch them......
they did anyway and paid the price
 
Umm, now that we've all thrown up..back on topic...

HAS ANY FOOD BEEN STOLEN THIS WEEK? And did the OP tell the girlfriend the laptop was out of commission?
 
Ok, so here's a bit of an update....

The girlfriend really does have a key to our apartment. I confronted her today because one of my yogurts went missing and she replied with "Oh, i didn't know if it was mine or not and i got a craving for one last night. I bought another one for you though."

Then while my roomate was at work and I was sitting in the living room doing homework, I hear the key turning, and sure enough it was her. The first thing i said was "Do you have a key to the apartment?" She replied with a simple, yes. I then starrted asking why and she wouldn't answer. So she just comes over here all the time even when my roomate isn't here and just "hangs out".
 
[quote name='pitfallharry219']It is so obvious that it's her.[/quote]

No it's not...because you also have to take into account that she lived an hour and 15 minutes away until school started up just two weeks ago.
 
[quote name='Dingleberry']Ok, so here's a bit of an update....

The girlfriend really does have a key to our apartment. I confronted her today because one of my yogurts went missing and she replied with "Oh, i didn't know if it was mine or not and i got a craving for one last night. I bought another one for you though."[/QUOTE]

You should have muttered under your breath "I wish all the rest of my food that's missing would get replaced."
 
Then she'd start freaking out and asking him if she was fat, crying, and forcing herself to throw up infront of him and all over his stuff.
 
[quote name='Punk_Raven']Then she'd start freaking out and asking him if she was fat, crying, and forcing herself to throw up infront of him and all over his stuff.[/QUOTE]

That's pretty easy to solve.

"I'm not your boyfriend" *slam door*
 
This is why I don't have roommates anymore. I used to live with 4 roommates in San Francisco and one of them used to eat my fucking food all the time.

The only way the problem was solved was that we had a roommate meeting between all four of us. It got ugly but it solved the problem.
 
[quote name='Xevious']This is why I don't have roommates anymore. I used to live with 4 roommates in San Francisco and one of them used to eat my fucking food all the time.

The only way the problem was solved was that we had a roommate meeting between all four of us. It got ugly but it solved the problem.[/QUOTE]
Wow, how does "It's my food, buy your own" get ugly?
 
[quote name='Kirin Lemon']Wow, how does "It's my food, buy your own" get ugly?[/QUOTE]
because some people are cheap...and do NOT want to buy food at all and leach off others. I have seen some people that actually do not see ANYTHING wrong with it.
 
This is why I have my own minifridge (from my first year in college) in my apartment bedroom. I keep some food in there, but more importantly, liquor.
 
[quote name='Jewelz23']because some people are cheap...and do NOT want to buy food at all and leach off others. I have seen some people that actually do not see ANYTHING wrong with it.[/quote]
[quote name='lordwow']This is why I have my own minifridge (from my first year in college) in my apartment bedroom. I keep some food in there, but more importantly, liquor.[/quote]

Listen to them Kirin Lemon, they speak'eth from experiance. Roomates suck and they are only good for spiltting utilities and rent. When it comes to food/liquor, all bets are off. Do yourself a favor and lock your good shit up in your room and also invest in a mini fridge like lordwow suggests.
 
[quote name='Sofa King Kool']I'm not going to look through the whole thread.

Do you know who it is yet?[/QUOTE]

Yep, it was your Mom. And you missed some highly entertaining reading by not looking through the Thread-Of-The-Year.
 
You must log in or register to reply here.
bread's done
Back
Top