[quote name='Chronis']Your name is TheShepherdSauce, you need to put some innuendo into your pick up lines! "Hey baby, have you ever been face to face with the shepherd sauce?"
Anyway, that guy strongpimphand... He keeps his pimp hand strong. It fine advice, but it's definitely too out there for our poor OP. You know what the OP's problem is? Look at his avatar! I love Nocturne, but if you rockin the Atlus, you rockin the Fatlus. OK?! I know you're living next to darkslime's hole! You need to move out of there, lose the Atlus, and stop chasing Yukino!
....wait, who am I talking about again?[/QUOTE]
He can pull it off. I used to be just like him. Then, I latched onto the facebook concept, drug myself to a few clubs, dropped my nuts, and now I don't have any problems.
Except one....if you use this concept of networking based off of females, you gotta remember that females network within themselves much stronger than males. Meaning that they're in people's business more.
So don't except to be able to
a girl and then her friend next week without the friend knowing about it or catching wind of it.
I think people's biggest problems is this:
1) They don't try
2) They fall in love with the club ho (SHE'S THERE TO HAVE FUN...DON'T DO IT!!!)
3) They over-pursue. Don't go out wearing shit you can't wear. Don't talk if you can't talk it. Don't walk if you can't walk it. If you wear casual clothes all day long, then go to the bar/club/party just like that and do your thing.
As long as you look clean and shaven (no woman likes a warewolf!) you're all good.
To the OP, go in your closet, iron up a clean pair of pants and a non-offensive shirt, and find one of your attention whore friends. Start there. Insist he (or she) takes you to the spot and ride with them. That way you can't leave and also you're forced to find a new friend. Don't try to get the pussy the first night. Just build your way up and think ahead. This is a game.
ing is a sport. You don't go to porno star overnight. You gotta crawl before you walk. You gotta show no love before you can show love.
And sadly, you gotta treat the woman like she don't matter. It's an old concept that just has to be done. Women are powerful. If they know they GOT you, its over. They'll start treating you like a friend and
ing with your manhood. You gotta show interest, but act like you're not interested.
EX: You're at the bar. You walk up to the woman and you notice she's watching the game. You're turned on...let's say it's a white sox game
You: "Lord knows you ain't a fan. You're just watching because its a group of men swinging a big stick"
You just opened up a dialog with so many possible endings. You're in control because she's now defending herself. Your objective is to talk long enough to keep her on the defense while getting as much information out of her as possible.
I do that all the time. Her first response can tell you what type of woman she is and if you can handle it or not. Anything from the obvious sexual answer of "i like a man who can handle his big stick" (meaning she's a freak) to the offended answer of "that's so perverse ugh..." (meaning she's uptight) to "i've been watching the chisox since i was a young girl and...." (meaning she's a loyal fan, so you might need to know your shit) to the best answer: "i'm just bored, i don't really watch baseball"
IF YOU GET THIS ONE, THAT'S YOUR BEST CHANCE!!!! TAKE ADVANTAGE!!! It means she wants someone to entertain her. Best way to follow up with "so what are you doing here?" or "so what interests you?" to whatever you feel like changing it to. Just don't try to convince her to enjoy it...she's already bored.
And then you can start to keep her on the defense in other ways, just much lightly. Every answer is a way of her proving she's worthy to you. She's a woman - she can end it at anytime! Finally, you say you'd love to speak to her more sometime later and get that number and send her a text on the weekend (if it's friday, hit her up the next day with a "canceled plan" that fell through. She might be interested....)
I'm telling you OP, you say you're a gamer...play the
ing game and get these bitches/women. They're not going to come to you!