Soulja Boy - The Video Game

[quote name='Paco']SOULJA BOY UP IN IT OOOOOOHHHHHHH
WATCH ME CRACK IT WATCH ME ROOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLL
WATCH ME CRACK DAT SOULJA BOY AND SUPERMAN DAT HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOEEEEEEEEEEEEEE[/quote]
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Soulja Boy up In This Hoe
Watch Me Lean And Watch Me Rock
Super Man Dat Hoe
Then Watch Me Crank Dat Robocop
Super Fresh, Now Watch Me Jock
Jocking On Them Haterz Mayn
When I Do Dat Soulja Boy
I Lean To The Left And Crank Dat Thang
(Now YUUUAH)
I'm Jocking On Yo ***** ***
And If We Get The Fightin
Den im cockin on ya ***** ***
You Catch Me At Yo Local Party
Yes I Crank It Everyday
Haterz Get Mad Cuz
"I Got Me Some Bathin Apes"
 
[quote name='akilshohen']
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was at the top of the page. :lol:[/quote]

lol
 
[quote name='Mrcapcom']Pure copy and paste

Soulja Boy up In This Hoe
Watch Me Lean And Watch Me Rock
Super Man Dat Hoe
Then Watch Me Crank Dat Robocop
Super Fresh, Now Watch Me Jock
Jocking On Them Haterz Mayn
When I Do Dat Soulja Boy
I Lean To The Left And Crank Dat Thang
(Now YUUUAH)
I'm Jocking On Yo ***** ***
And If We Get The Fightin
Den im cockin on ya ***** ***
You Catch Me At Yo Local Party
Yes I Crank It Everyday
Haterz Get Mad Cuz
"I Got Me Some Bathin Apes"[/quote]

....That has got to be the most retarded shit I've ever read.

~HotShotX
 
You know what the worst part of this is, some project manager is going to come out of a meeting with the higher ups and hes going to have to tell his fellow programmers etc...that they are the ones that have to make this game
 
I hope this ends up being a super lucrative flip game at one point so I can buy many copies and profit off souja boy's failure.
 
What could make this game full of win would be if it had him voice acting the directions for each level to you. It would be like a mystery game because you'd have no freaking idea what he said.
 
[quote name='slickkill77']You know what the worst part of this is, some project manager is going to come out of a meeting with the higher ups and hes going to have to tell his fellow programmers etc...that they are the ones that have to make this game[/quote]

What's even worse is that some new game designer will get it and be forced to put it on his resume due to lack of other completed projects. If I were the designer in charge I think I would just paint a picture of me killing myself and staple it to my resume as cover art.
 
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Soulja Boy up In This Hoe
Watch Me Lean And Watch Me Rock
Super Man Dat Hoe
Then Watch Me Crank Dat Robocop
Super Fresh, Now Watch Me Jock
Jocking On Them Haterz Mayn
When I Do Dat Soulja Boy
I Lean To The Left And Crank Dat Thang
(Now YUUUAH)
I'm Jocking On Yo ***** ***
And If We Get The Fightin
Den im cockin on ya ***** ***
You Catch Me At Yo Local Party
Yes I Crank It Everyday
Haterz Get Mad Cuz
"I Got Me Some Bathin Apes"[/quote]

Is that really lyrics to one of his songs? #-o
 
Yes thats the first part to Crank Dat his hit song lol
Is the song stupid? Yes But I can't knock the hustle if it puts food on his plate and bling around his neck I can't hate.
Would be cool if he had a part where he can do the Crank Dat dance and it stuns his opponents it would turn to a quick DDR type thing arrows scrolling lol
 
Based on what people said his Halo stats were when he issued that challenge, the authentic Soulja Boy gaming experience is probably just waggling the thumbsticks around while randomly pressing buttons.
 
*sigh* Go ahead and revoke my black card cause I have no idea what the fuck all that was.

I'm still gonna go home and mess with my brother for memorizing/idolizing that cretin.
 
Who do we have to kill to make sure this piece of shit never sees the light of day?

Also: out of my desire to make sure Cheapy gets paid, I'm resisting the urge to block that douchebag's ad at the top of this page.
 
But what if......I mean WHAT IF the game is good, What if the game is great.........WHAT IF this game is the greatest game ever made!!!! What then huh?
 
[quote name='Paco']I disregard your YOUUUUUUUUUU and toss in "Haters get mad cause I got me some bacon"

I know he says Haters get mad cause I got me some bathin apes, but he soooooooooooooooooooooo sounds like he's saying BACON[/quote]


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[quote name='Mrcapcom']Yes thats the first part to Crank Dat his hit song lol
Is the song stupid? Yes But I can't knock the hustle if it puts food on his plate and bling around his neck I can't hate.
Would be cool if he had a part where he can do the Crank Dat dance and it stuns his opponents it would turn to a quick DDR type thing arrows scrolling lol[/quote]
while everyone is nagging on him, what can a 17/18 year old rap about? Look at Bow Wow, really has nothing to talk about.
 
the world is ending ... we must all go to every video game store and take all copies of these game at gunpoint and burn them in a hell fire of justice for all good games.
 
[quote name='DoubleEcksZero']But what if......I mean WHAT IF the game is good, What if the game is great.........WHAT IF this game is the greatest game ever made!!!! What then huh?[/quote]
You're speaking heresy. You know that, right?
 
Bathin' apes? I always thought he said "Baby makin'".

Not that it matters. I hope this bankrupts whatever company releases it.
 
Gamers should unite and not talk about this fucking game. We are in a sense promoting something that is going to be horrible. Just like people promote his fucking youtube videos. We are not trying to promote him but we go to his videos to see how stupid he is. I bet half of the views he gets on youtube are from people who thinks he is a fucking idiot.
 
Wonder if this will take the way of that Snoop Dog game and get canceled. I can't believe that in these economic times a publisher is going to back this.

I was going to use 50 Cent: Bulletproof as an example until I saw it sold over 900K copies over the PS2 and PSP.
 
[quote name='CrimsonPaw']Wonder if this will take the way of that Snoop Dog game and get canceled. I can't believe that in these economic times a publisher is going to back this.

I was going to use 50 Cent: Bulletproof as an example until I saw it sold over 900K copies over the PS2 and PSP.[/quote]


Actualy it sold over a million copies....It was a greatest hits game
 
[quote name='slickkill77']Actualy it sold over a million copies....It was a greatest hits game[/quote]
Greatest Hits on the PS2 is over 400K units sold, not over a million.
[quote name='dyeknom']Lotsa real GANGSTAS out there CrimsonPaw.[/quote]
True dat dawg, true dat
 
I wasn't talking about the ps2 specifically. It was either across all systems or just the xbox. In either case the game sold more than it should have



Break-through music fusion game sells-through more than one million units in U.K. and North America
Vivendi Universal Games announced that 50 Cent: Bulletproof, the game starring hip-hop superstar 50 Cent, has sold through more than one million units since its global launch in late-November. In this game, 50 Cent gets caught in a web of corruption, double-crosses and shady deals that lead him on a bloody path through New York's drug underworld. Working with the unlikeliest of allies, the streets heat up as 50 Cent takes on the most dangerous crime families in the city, uncovering an international conspiracy with devastating implications. Check full story for details.
 
[quote name='akilshohen']while everyone is nagging on him, what can a 17/18 year old rap about? Look at Bow Wow, really has nothing to talk about.[/quote]

U right and like i said you can't hate on the dude's hustle no matter how much he may suck or not suck thats his job thats what he does and apparently someone is paying him and people are buying his albums ringtones w/e Ill buy the game if it seems like its hot I got bullet proof was a sweet game if he didnt walk around like a snail
 
Actually, there is one way I could be persuaded to buy this game... They should make the game like Moonwalker, 2D, and when it comes down to killing enemies, Soulja Boy should do his dance to kill the enemies.
 
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