[quote name='Strell']«Food or Strell? I'll have Strell.»
Indeed, you will.
However, this is not as good as this, which I made years ago:
Ahadi, despite the fact that I don't know who the
you are or where the
you came from, my advice is this -
no woman can divorce emotion from sex. It is simply not possible.
Knowing this, understand there will be emotional undercurrents, overcurrents, currentcurrents, carrotcurrents, and turrentcurrents running at all times during such an endeavor. Always.
Even if she insists it is simply recreational, it will not be so. So be prepared for all the typical female bullshit the second you - understanding your relationship to be nothing more than friends +
ing - decide to seek out a true relationship (if you want one, that is).
Also be prepared for phone calls, fights, arguments, awkward situations both during and outside sex, and all the other unsavory things no one likes to endure, but endure any
way.
This is my gift to you - the knowledge that no woman undergoes sex without much deeper feelings. The kind of feelings that Peter Griffin says to drink until they can't be felt anymore.[/quote]
I hate cooked carrots. Baby carrots are okay though.