Stop appending -gate to scandals

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Strell

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Stop it.

Stop it.

Also, which candy corn is best? This kind

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or THIS kind?

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Why? Because some of you donks will argue about anything.
 
G. Gordon Liddy gets annoyed by that, too, Strell. He said he paid for that privilege with his years in prison, and everyone else is just free loading off of his time served.
 
Because see, dammit, one day there will be a scandal involved stars, and we'll call it Stargate, and do you have any idea how confusing that shit will be to Google? No I don't want a sci fi fantasy romp serial show, I want my scandalous balls of gas and the backroom deals they were consorting with other celestial bodies!

God!
 
noise gate?

Are the first candy corns rotten or something? Why the fuck are they poopy brown on the bottom?
 
[quote name='nasum']noise gate?

Are the first candy corns rotten or something? Why the fuck are they poopy brown on the bottom?[/QUOTE]

It's an "after-and-before" pic
 
[quote name='Strell']Because see, dammit, one day there will be a scandal involved stars, and we'll call it Stargate, and do you have any idea how confusing that shit will be to Google? No I don't want a sci fi fantasy romp serial show, I want my scandalous balls of gas and the backroom deals they were consorting with other celestial bodies!

God![/QUOTE]
Strellgate. Sounds kinda like a neato sci-fi series too.
 
[quote name='The Crotch']Never in my life have I had candy corn.

I don't even know if it exists up here.[/QUOTE]

If the kids want a sweet they should just go lick the maple off a tree.
 
[quote name='camoor']If the kids want a sweet they should just go lick the maple off a tree.[/QUOTE]
You ever drink birch sap? That stuff is god damn fantastic.
 
[quote name='The Crotch']You ever drink birch sap? That stuff is god damn fantastic.[/QUOTE]

When I grew up I was sad to find out that log cabin syrup is actually a mixture of high fructose corn syrup and crap
 
[quote name='camoor']When I grew up I was sad to find out that log cabin syrup is actually a mixture of high fructose corn syrup and crap[/QUOTE]
I was sad to find out log cabins tasted nothing like it.
 
zing!

The first time I had true organic maple syrup I was surprised at how little like syrup it tasted. I've been corrupted!
 
[quote name='Strell']NOW I HAVE TO GO EAT SOME PANCAKES. GO TO HELL EVERYONE.mmmmmpancakes[/QUOTE]
I RECOMMEND THIS COLOUR.pancake
 
Stop spelling color with a "u", you backwoods, socialist hippie.

Though if you could send me some syrup I'd appreciate it, kthxbye.
 
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[quote name='Strell'][colour]suck mah bawz everyone[/colour]

Edit: wtf it didn't work[/QUOTE]
I think you want cheaparsegamer.com
 
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