If you want an awesome strip club experience, I would definitely check out Legz Club Gold in Rigeley, WV.
Downtrodden ladies with some teeth, and at least one Cesarian Section scar and/or bullet wound. Best part, you're allowed to throw loose change at them. People actually stroll in there with rolls of dimes, nickels, and quarters.
Oh... and they don't even "dance." They try to swing on the pole, but usually just end up laying on the floor showing you the no-so-goods.