Strip Clubs

[quote name='Magehart']or hit up the AM/PM's or Denny's ;).[/QUOTE]

I haven't been to Denny's in forever. That brought back memories.

The last time I went to Denny's was on a cross-country road trip about three years ago.
 
[quote name='opportunity777']I haven't been to Denny's in forever. That brought back memories.

The last time I went to Denny's was on a cross-country road trip about three years ago.[/quote]

Lol. All the local hookers hang outside the Denny's or AM/Pm since they're 24 hrs.
 
The later in the day you go the funkier the snatch smell gets. However the better quality dancers, 9 times outta 10, dont show up till later so its a gamble.

No matter what they say, they dont care who you are, what you do, or what your goal in life is.
 
Strippers are bitches that want quick money.

in b4 herpes, tranny, it's a trap, PENIS, dongs, etcetetera.

But yeah, get this shit out of your system by going to Vegas. Bunny Ranch IIRC>
 
OP, if it's your birthday, make sure you wear a belt with a big 'ol metal buckle.

Also, get loaded before you go. The drink prices are outrageous, and they usually make you buy at least 2. By the way, if you go to a club that doesn't serve alcohol, the chicks usually show more of their shit. fuck those clubs where the strippers wear pasties on their nips.:roll:

Deja Vu's are usually the best places. Especially in a college town.

Don't touch the ladies, unless you want your neck broken by the bouncers.

You're actually better off to have your buddies over and call up a dancer from the yellow pages. You can get all blown-out in the privacy of your own home, and probably get more action from the girl. Just be sure to have some Chlorox wipes handy.
 
[quote name='Magehart']Lol. All the local hookers hang outside the Denny's or AM/Pm since they're 24 hrs.[/QUOTE]

I've seen some at the Awful Waffle / WaHo / Whatever. I dunno if I want to be with any hookers who go to those places. Is that ode pancakes and scrambled eggs I smell?
 
[quote name='The Gifuto']I'd agree, except I'd substitute "Amsterdam" for "Thailand".[/quote]

That's what I've heard from a friend. Actually, my friend and I are both friends with this guy we used to go to school with who was from Thailand except he's made it out there and I haven't. He says it's absolutely fucking sick.
 
[quote name='thegarageband']Strippers are bitches that want quick money.

in b4 herpes, tranny, it's a trap, PENIS, dongs, etcetetera.

But yeah, get this shit out of your system by going to Vegas. Bunny Ranch IIRC>[/quote]

That's not Vegas, that's Pahrump for the Bunny Ranch. Still, you can pretty much get anything you want out here.
 
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