**I haven't read anyone else's posts on the movie, I'll do so from time to time.**
You know, this movie shouldn't be called Superman Returns.
It should be called "Lois Lane is an uppity emo bitch and no one can make her happy so she'll stfu."
My god. You know, the first thing you do when you write a story is determine whose story it is. This was not

ing Superman's story. This was Lois Lane's and how she can't deal with her emotional bullshit long enough to see that the world doesn't start and end with her. Well over half the movie is just focusing on her and how

ing sad she is, how she complains about everything, bla bla bla, typical sandy vagina bullshit.
While we're on the subject, didn't this movie have a huge budget? 'Cuz if so, it doesn't seem like they spent a dime for her to eat any

ing lunch OR go to a salon.
Shit.
Superman as a character was okay, if a bit stalkerish. Kent was kind of the same. I don't know the Superman mythos all that well, but is he that much of a heart-on-sleeve kind of guy? I never get that feeling in anything else I've seen with Superman (granted, that is a very narrow band of exposure), but still. This seemed like overwrought Hollywood lovestory bullshit.
I love Kevin Spacey - one of my favorites - but Lex came off as almost childish and comedic. You have Kevin

ing Spacey - he can install terror, malice, and insanity in any line ever written - and all he comes across is this bumbling guy who had a decent idea, shitty wigs, and stupid accomplices. This is the sort of guy who is supposed to crush everything beneath his finger without care or regret, but instead he's careening around, half scared and half unsure of his plans. Again, maybe this is my noobness from the mythos, but I kind of expected him to be a total hardass the whole time. Not in an ass-kicking name-taking kind of way, but in a cold staring remorseless sardonic way.
At any rate, despite those issues, the movie was actually pretty good. As far as superhero movies go, I liked it. As a whole these movies suck, but this is the best one I've seen of the bunch. Admittedly that isn't saying a lot for those movies or Hollywood in general.
But

ing Lois.
Shit. I just kept thinking
bitch over and over and over whenever she opened her not-used-in-weeks mouth. Spoiled bitch.