Surprisingly the Last Movie You Saw Didn't Suck

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I saw Go through Hulu a couple of nights ago. I must say that i really enjoyed the heck out of it. It's nice to see a smart black/dark comedy be made. I liked the fact that it tried to use the "Tarantino" technique of story telling in a film, but yet, it relied on it a bit too much. Also, Katie Holmes sucks and drags whatever she's in down. Terrible actress. The part in Vegas was awesome. I recommend watching it for that part alone.
 
Unfortunately, the *last* movie I saw "Jumper" sucked so bad that I'm still shocked that I watched the whole damn thing.

HOWEVER, before that, I saw "10 Items or Less". Indie flick with blockbuster talent (Morgan Freeman). I really like movies that take time for dialogue and character development. I approve!
 
The Magnificent 7 was on tv last night. Its a classic.
Also saw Helvetica and City of Men (sequal to City of God; an awesome movie) this past weekend streaming from netflix. both were good.
 
[quote name='tivo']The Magnificent 7 was on tv last night. Its a classic.
Also saw Helvetica and City of Men (sequal to City of God; an awesome movie) this past weekend streaming from netflix. both were good.[/quote]

Nice, that is a classic. I have wanted to see city of god for a while but have never gotten a chance to rent/buy it.
 
gomorra ..its a true story of modern day mafia in naples italy. having lived in the area it was nice to see the scenery. the movie was interesting..though cinema paradiso is still my favorite italian movie.
 
[quote name='SneakyPenguin']Friday The 13th Part IX: Jason Goes To Hell: The Final Friday
Friday The 13th Part X: Jason X

Well that's done with.[/quote]
Time for Nightmare on Elm Street & Halloween. So which Friday the 13th movies were good and which sucked?
 
[quote name='J7.']Time for Nightmare on Elm Street & Halloween. So which Friday the 13th movies were good and which sucked?[/quote]

Nightmare on Elm Street is about half done, though I do need to watch more Halloween. As for the Friday The 13th movies

Friday The 13th Part I - 3 stars
Friday The 13th Part II - 3 stars
Friday The 13th Part III - 3 stars
Friday The 13th Part IV - 3 stars
Friday The 13th Part V - 1 star
Friday The 13th Part VI - 4 stars
Friday The 13th Part VII - 3 stars
Friday The 13th Part VIII - 1 star
Friday The 13th Part IX - 2 stars
Friday The 13th Part X -1 star

All out of 5, and ranked on enjoyment, not quality.
 
Max Payne - 3/10

I gotta say, it actually wasn't as bad as I thought. I mean I was expecting a FAIL but it wasn't all that bad. I would say it's less of a FAIL than Hitman anyway. As for it being based off of Max Payne? no... It was Mark Walberg trying to be Max.
 
trailer park of terror --decent movie, some stuff was a bit over the top but it was a fun ride.

hulk vs. thor --pretty good, thor was done well, i would like to see a full length thor animated movie.
the mythology is great with thor and all the norse stuff, as long as the 'modernizing' part of it is held back. IE no tight black leather pants.
 
[quote name='SneakyPenguin']Nightmare on Elm Street is about half done, though I do need to watch more Halloween. As for the Friday The 13th movies

Friday The 13th Part I - 3 stars
Friday The 13th Part II - 3 stars
Friday The 13th Part III - 3 stars
Friday The 13th Part IV - 3 stars
Friday The 13th Part V - 1 star
Friday The 13th Part VI - 4 stars
Friday The 13th Part VII - 3 stars
Friday The 13th Part VIII - 1 star
Friday The 13th Part IX - 2 stars
Friday The 13th Part X -1 star

All out of 5, and ranked on enjoyment, not quality.[/quote]
Does that include Freddy vs Jason? I heard that movie is really more Friday the 13th franchise than Freddy, especially with the producer from the Friday the 13th series. I hope the remake is good, less than a month to go!
 
[quote name='J7.']Does that include Freddy vs Jason? I heard that movie is really more Friday the 13th franchise than Freddy, especially with the producer from the Friday the 13th series. I hope the remake is good, less than a month to go![/quote]

I had already watched Freddy Vs. Jason before any of the other ones, and would probably give it two stars. I'm probably going to re-watch after watching the rest of Nightmare on Elm Street.
 
[quote name='SneakyPenguin']Nightmare on Elm Street is about half done, though I do need to watch more Halloween. As for the Friday The 13th movies

Friday The 13th Part I - 3 stars
Friday The 13th Part II - 3 stars
Friday The 13th Part III - 3 stars
Friday The 13th Part IV - 3 stars
Friday The 13th Part V - 1 star
Friday The 13th Part VI - 4 stars
Friday The 13th Part VII - 3 stars
Friday The 13th Part VIII - 1 star
Friday The 13th Part IX - 2 stars
Friday The 13th Part X -1 star

All out of 5, and ranked on enjoyment, not quality.[/QUOTE]

Your ratings are very similar to how I ranked the Friday the 13th flicks a couple months back.

[quote name='spoo']During the last week I have watched all the Friday the 13th flicks in order. I have seen most throughout the years but this was the first time for Jason X, part 2 and part 6.

I would rate them from best to worst as:

1 - Forget the haters this non-Jason flick is the best.
2 - Great ending the way Ginny the psychology major gets into Jason's head.
7 - It actually has character development, this is what wold happen if you had Carrie vs. Jason movie. I did hate the mother and Dr. but they can be overlooked.
9 - This is the most over the top violent one of the series.
3 - Jason gets his mask and the side characters get some personality.
4 - It took away the sex but added a plot and Corey Feldman.
6 - The first of Jason on roids flick. It is loaded with over the top violence but they took away the sex.
8 - This is just bad. Jason on a ship and now with high school kids?!?
X - Alien meets Jason, pure crap.
5 - Yes a movie that is worse than 8 and X.... No "Jason" just troubled teens.[/QUOTE]
 
Just watched The Strangers fully expecting to hate it, or at best, think it was just "meh."

I was pleasantly surprised. I actually thoroughly enjoyed (all except for the last two seconds, which were eyerollingly cliche). That aside, I think this was the first horror movie I've ever seen were the characters don't do stupid horror movie things.
 
WTF!!!!!!!! Ok, I bought Born in East LA staring Cheech Marin cause I loved watchin it when I was a kid on a VHS that my family had recorded it from TV. On the DVD left out HELLA crap that was on the VHS, and it just ended ubruptly with out even explaining about what hapened in the end. Still a great movie, but dissapointing end
 
[quote name='yukafls']WTF!!!!!!!! Ok, I bought Born in East LA staring Cheech Marin cause I loved watchin it when I was a kid on a VHS that my family had recorded it from TV. On the DVD left out HELLA crap that was on the VHS, and it just ended ubruptly with out even explaining about what hapened in the end. Still a great movie, but dissapointing end[/QUOTE]

Yeah, apparently there's a version of the film used for broadcast that adds 15 or so minutes in order to compensate for censored bits.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Born_in_East_Los_Angeles
 
Finally saw The Darjeeling Limited. I very much enjoyed it. Classic Wes Anderson. I liked the movie but I would still rank it behind The Royal Tenenbaums, The Life Aquatic and Rushmore.

1. The Royal Tenenbaums
2. The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou
3. Rushmore
4. The Darjeeling Limited

Actually it's more like 1, 2a, 2b, 4. I have yet to see Bottle Rocket. I just moved so I need to find it first.
 
Encounters At The End Of The World - It was fairly slow in the beginning with the training and talking to town people but it started picking up about halfway through. Can't talk about this movie without talking about Werner Herzog. He almost sounds like a poor Jacques Cousteau imitation but he brings personality to the project. I loved how he
started cutting people off in the middle of their interview to give a summary of what they were rambling about and the questions he asked the penguin man. Pretty funny.
There are some amazing shots
such as the little penguin running towards the mountains/certain death and some of the underwater scenes.

7.9/10
 
Unsettled - Poignant, revealing film on the 2005 pull out of Israelis from Gaza. Really shines an illuminating light and provides some fact/truth as to what is really going on Israel. It's nice to see a documentary that shows a fair viewpoint on Israel and that doesn't portray them as warmongers. Shows all political perspectives that are within Israel, from the far left/right - down the center. Great film, especially with what has gone on recently.
 
Doubt- OK story, unbelievable performances
Benjamin Button- Terrific Movie
Futurama: Benders Game- a whole lot of awesome

I'm seeing Mall Cop tomorrow, and hopefully Milk that night or the following day
 
[quote name='Azumangaman']Doubt- OK story, unbelievable performances
Benjamin Button- Terrific Movie
Futurama: Benders Game- a whole lot of awesome

I'm seeing Mall Cop tomorrow, and hopefully Milk that night or the following day[/quote]

I hated Benjamin Button.

I wanna see Mall Cop.
 
[quote name='tivo']The Magnificent 7 was on tv last night. Its a classic.
Also saw Helvetica and City of Men (sequal to City of God; an awesome movie) this past weekend streaming from netflix. both were good.[/quote]

I saw Helvetica on PBS recently as well. Who knew a PBS documentary on a typescript/font could be so fascinating of all things.
 
From my Netflix

Babylon A.D. :puke:

Chasing Amy :applause:

Eagle Eye - Yes Wombat was right in the CAGcast. Completely preposterous.
HAL 9000 would have been proud.
 
Reign Over Me - Excellent acting, a dramatic story, gripping and, most importantly, a plausible scenario (with few exceptions). Adam Sandler plays a very subtle character, which is a drastic change for him. The unraveling of the story (its pacing) was wonderful. It had a few characters I did not sympathize with, though I thought the movie was trying to tell me to. Their fault, not mine. Additionally, even in a dramatic role, Adam Sandler's fits of rage and anger, while he attempted to temper them well here, still came off like "angry Adam Sandler comedy acting," which really takes you out of the feel of the story.

Overall rating (out of five stars): three and a half teary-eyed stars.

Repo! The Genetic Opera - I was initially very, very interested in seeing this due to the involvement of some actors/singers I respect (Paul Sorvino, Anthony Stewart Head, and especially Sarah Brightman). The setting and plot seemed great.

But...WOW. I'm absolutely *stunned* at what a magnificently awful piece of shit it was. The plot was an absolute mess to start with, rushed with little to no development, and it is overly kind to say that the plot resolution made not the slightest fucking bit of sense whatsoever.

When the music was good, it was passable at best. Strangely, Sarah Brightman seems to be the worst casting decision, since she outshines everybody else and exposes that nobody's a very good singer but her. When the music wasn't passable, which was most of the time, it was the drizzling shits. Erratic production and style, unapologetically bad lyrics that assumed the viewer had no intelligence to grasp what was going on in the film, and just...I don't know. "Paint-by-numbers" industrial about sums it up.

Its worst offense wasn't even the film. It was the snide self-awareness of its intentions to become a "cult" film. Its approach, its marketing, its premise, and its merchandise (merchandise manufactured before a limited release? You gotta be joking) all point to a film that *intends* to try to become a cult film. The best cult films went against the grain of filmmaking at the time and did what they wanted. The Rocky Horror Picture Show was like nothing else at the time, and Richard O'Brien's subsequent failures and missteps in both music and film show that he wants to satisfy himself as an artist first before making another popular piece of art. Repo! is not unique in its film genre, as its aesthetic, gore, and overall feel have been done before (by virtually every other film released by Twisted Pictures). It postures itself as unique, and the marketing there is successful; but its execution exposes that everything about this film is plagiarized from contemporary "gore-porn" horror films, industrial music that's been done vastly better for a quarter-century longer than this film has been out, and that, as a movie, it's a "poseur." A vile and flagrant attempt to goad innocent, naive subculture-dwellers out of their hard earned (allowance ;)) dollars to help fund something that is not a film, but, rather, simply an intentionally-made commodity/brand name.

Calling it unique would be like treasuring your original Thomas Kinkaide painting.

Overall rating (out of five stars): Three sacks of shit.
 
Gran Torino. Very good, I don't see how it didn't get any Oscar nominations for Picture, Director or Acting.

Milk. Outstanding, probably the best 2008 movie I've seen so far--but I still have a lot of the winter films to catch yet. Sean Penn was great.
 
the Wrestler - Well done Mr. Rourke. The movie could be considered slow, by some standards, but I thought it was just the right pace for the main character. The ending was abrupt, and left the viewer's imagination wondering on its own, which could be a + or - given personal preference. I liked it, thought he did a wonderful job both in the film and attempting to revive his personal career. Two thumbs up on my end.
 
No End In Sight - It really is scary seeing how incompetent and out of touch the people in the Bush administration were. Composed of interview and archive footage, Charles H. Ferguson shows us just how much we botched the unnecessary invasion and occupation of Iraq. Unlike certain documentaries that try to twist the truth so you agree with the creator, this one just bludgeons you to death with facts and video without a clear agenda (besides spreading the word on how bad we fucked up). The fantastic soundtrack helped the movie feel like it's moving even when it was just somebody talking.

There's only two things I didn't like. 1) The interviewer was too harsh on Walter Slocombe (the only person on the other side that agree to be interviewed). Instead of telling his story, it seemed like he was on the defensive. 2) There was too much focus on "______ person didn't know how to speak Arabic". I doubt many of the people who were running the reconstruction of Germany (something they brought up alot) knew German.

8.5/10
 
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