Survivor 16: Micronesia - Fans vs. Faves Official Discussion Thread - FINALE TONIGHT!

Jesus fucking Christ, I hate Cirie. She is just so fucking annoying and can't win shit, why the fuck is she still around?

My hate for her is eclipsed only by my hate for Dreamz.
 
[quote name='Rocko']Jesus fucking Christ, I hate Cirie. She is just so fucking annoying and can't win shit, why the fuck is she still around?

My hate for her is eclipsed only by my hate for Dreamz.[/quote]I can't believe it either. She's the dirtiest schemer out there.

James was fucking hilarious at tribal.
"I thought I was the dumbest Survivor ever."

Someone give a shovel to James and have him bury some contestants out of spite in the next episode.

Great stuff.
 
The ego on Ozzie is unbelievable, with that "whoever voted for me, I hate you." crybabying. How could he NOT expect someone to turn that group lie into a chance to flush out that idol? There was only one possible scenario at that tribal, and it happened. Ozzie gives Jason shit for dropping out and expecting everyone to keep their word in protecting him...then he goes and has the same damn thing boot his ass out of the game. Pure poetry.

Loved that challenge though. Alexis dropping out before the offer was formally given, the other chick does the same thing, James screwing up, then Amanda dropping out so she can take a leak. This would have been two straight episodes of total comedy if Ozzie didn't spoil it with his infantile shame-on-you evil eye on the way out the game.
 
Jason's as much of an egotistical maniac as Ozzie what with that blurb on the previous show about being "one of the god-like players" left after beating Ozzie in the first individual challenge.
 
Yeah, both Ozzie and Jason are arrogant pricks, but Ozzie is at more than just challenge victories. I think Jason at least has a little humility when he says the odds of winning all the individual immunity challenges are slim. I think he just had a big head from stomping Ozzie's water-puking ass on that breath holding challenge.
 
Hope you enjoyed them donuts Oz. That's all you gonna get. Good luck on a fan favorite vote at the end of this season. Ozzie was one of my favorite favorites going into this season but he turned into a cocky asshole right quick. There's a good chance he is going to have to vote to give a million bones to one of the people he hates now.
 
boy ozzie looked like such an asshole sitting there all pissed off.. He was about to cry. You got played dude. Suck it up. I liked ozzie before this season. Hes a little bitch now.
 
Jason only left because James and Eric are idiots. They knew they were on the outs. The best scenario would be to convince Jason to secretly give his idol to Eric. Then have Eric openly give his immunity to Jason at tribal. The girls would have been so confused they would have no time to figure out how to split their vote between James and Eric. That would have at least forced a tie, which could have been a majority if James could have told Amanda what she already knows, that she's the expendable one in the girls alliance, and have her help push it over the top and wind up with herself in a strong 4 person alliance against 3 girls...then be guaranteed final four.

fucking idiots.
 
I hope James' finger doesn't cause him to leave the game. He's by far the coolest guy on the show. If he does stick around he, Eric, and Amanda need to work to get Cirie to flip since she has no loyalties to anyone but herself and will do anything to get further since she's absolutely worthless in nearly every other aspect of the game.
 
Nice foreshadowing James. When writing Jason's name down last week he commented that he thought he was the dumbest survivor ever and that now Jason held the title. Good eye boy. I can't believe after cutting Ozzie and his idol out last week that he believed it couldn't happen to him. Plus grabbing the fake idol and thinking it was real. Jason = dumbest survivor ever, hands down.
 
no he was just boobie struck. He thought the plastic tits would save him. Man don't you know BROS BEFORE HOES!!!!!!!! How the hell did he not play the idol? DTA. Don't trust ANYBODY!!!

Here is my saying

Anybody but me. I'll write my moms name down as long as in aint me! Thats how you win. Everyone is lying everyone is willing to stab you in the back. Thats what I don't get about ozzy.

You are pissed cause they turned on you. THATS THE GAME. out wit OUT PLAY!!!!

When james got blindsided in his season he was like yep they got me.

you can't be mad about it!


erik might stick around he is kinda girly and with the hair...just saying.
 
I hope the girls screw themselves over like in previous seasons. I know one of the girls will backstab the others. Im thinking Cirie will piss one off so much she will turn and join James and Eric.

Although I hope James and Eric keep winning Immunity so the girls have to vote off each other in the end.
 
And the Oscar goes to:
Amanda!

That was great how she kept it up right 'till the last minute. Spectacular.

Sad to see James go, though. I think they should've taken out Natalie instead of Alexis as well. I really can't stand to look at that face anymore.
 
[quote name='SteveMcQ']And the Oscar goes to:
Amanda!

That was great how she kept it up right 'till the last minute. Spectacular.

Sad to see James go, though. I think they should've taken out Natalie instead of Alexis as well. I really can't stand to look at that face anymore.
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Agreed on all points.
 
It's rare that anybody even uses the idol anymore. I think more fake ones have been played than real ones. Natalie and Alexis look like they shit in their pants when she pulled that idol out. Only Natalie has to go back to camp and sleep in her shit-filled pants.

I think Amanda could have swayed Parvati to get Natalie out, but probably figured it was better to just go along with Parvati's choice. Parvati kinda surprised me going against her wily ways and not accepting her alliance's plan. I think she knew she had to make a choice. Odd that she picks Amanda over the numbers advantage she had with Natalie and Alexis. Like I said, totally unlike her previous gameplay mentality.
 
Jeff teased before this season that someone makes the dumbest mistake in the show's history. I thought it was Jason. Guess not.

Natalie is just a scumbag that has hated Erik the entire game because she thinks she's better than him but he kept beating her. Personal trainer getting bested by an ice cream scooper. I was rooting for Amanda but she instigated a lot tonight. Cirie is and always has been a snake in denial. Which basically means I'm left rooting for Parvati.
 
Yeah I've never liked Cirie. But she's in a pretty good spot as she's the least threat to win challenges and plays a fierce social game.

Ozzie should have made a move to get rid of her way back but he was confident in his alliance.
 
Natalie is ugly and sin and just overall annoying, and Cirie is annoying as fuck as well.

I'm rooting for Amanda or Parvati although I don't really like either of 'em.

It's a shame, since I don't really feel as though any of those four deserve to win.
 
I liked Cirie the first time because she really did overcome odds. But this time she's got an ego and thinks she's some sort of mastermind when all she does is suck at challenges and put herself in a position where people fight for her swing vote instead of dumping her ass.
 
[quote name='WhipSmartBanky']That was Amy and Marcellas from BB3 all over again...[/QUOTE]

I said the same thing. Definitely on a par with Marcellas as the dumbest move in reality show history.

Not playing an immunity idol is understandable IMO as you can save it in your back pocket to use down the line if you think the vote is going a different way, but last night was utterly stupid. How can you not see they are working you? Why would you think you have to 'redeem yourself' it's Survivor and deception is part of it. Those same people pulled the wool over both Ozzie and Jason eyes yet he thought they were going to be straight with him. :fridge:
 
That was probably my favorite episode ever.... they played him so well, my mouth was just hanging open the whole time. The whole episode I was rooting for erik too. He did so well, but man what a bonehead.
 
I was rooting like hell for Eliza since she's a friend of mine, but since she's out, Amanda and Parvati have played this game as well as it can be played. I hate Parvati and I don't like Amanda much either, but Amanda deserves to win this game.
 
I was rooting like hell for Eliza since she's a friend of mine, but since she's out, Amanda and Parvati have played this game as well as it can be played. I hate Parvati and I don't like Amanda much either, but Amanda deserves to win this game.
 
There were some good laughs, but this was the worst season overall. It was sped up too fast because of people leaving and not having the standard "you lucky bastards don't have to go to tribal" moments. And the mistakes people made were too huge. Both for favorites who should know better, and fans who should know even better since they analyze the shit out of the show and make some massive fuck-up like Jason and Erik did.
 
I guess Erik wouldn't have won anyways, since barely anybody on the jury liked him that much, but man was this week hilarious. Freaking moron.
 
I don't like Cerrie but I'm down for her to win now. She convinced Natalie that the plan was even possible and then sold it to Erik very well. How can you not back her after pulling that shit off? Insane. Erik is either gay or never had a girlfriend before. I'd like to see Amanda and Cerrie in the end so I can watch Amanda hang herself. I don't know how Amanda gets as far as she does. She'll offend everyone in the Jury during the final tribal.
 
I can't remember caring so little about a reality finale since Jun and Allison in the final of Big Brother... something. 4 I think. Maybe 5.
 
[quote name='Rocko']I can't remember caring so little about a reality finale since Jun and Allison in the final of Big Brother... something. 4 I think. Maybe 5.[/QUOTE]
Yeah, but you don't like anything except DS styluses and Rocko's Modern Life.

;)
 
:rofl: @ the one bitch saying Parvati will do good things with the money.

She didn't deserve that shit. On the bright side, maybe she can do something about her gi-fucking-gantic mouth and lips with that money.
 
Uhm...she's actually a charity organizer. So she's the most able person there as far as allocating money towards good things.
 
...Did that chick just say that her boyfriend from Pearl Islands asked her to marry her three days after their first date?
 
[quote name='Rocko']...Did that chick just say that her boyfriend from Pearl Islands asked her to marry her three days after their first date?[/quote]

That's what I heard! I give it a month
 
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