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[quote name='Maklershed']Dallow, I just read your story. Is that lady hot?[/quote]I offered her a ride, didn't I?

JK ;)

no, i wasn't kidding :oops:, yeah, she's pretty nice, a little older than me :drool:


Also, Chocolate Skittles are nasty as hell. Only ate a quarter of the bag.
 
I have never been arrested, but I have had the cops called on me.

EDIT: Oh yeah, and another time they just shook us down randomly, but again they couldn't do anything.
 
When I worked at Target, I had a co-worker/friend who walked around with a cart after the store closed putting stuff in his cart, he would bag the shit himself, take it to the lockers in the break room, and just walk out the door with it when his shift was done as if he had paid for all of it.

The funny thing is that he did it regularly and never got caught. Then corp. got smart and started having managers checking employee bags and receipts before they were allowed to leave the store so he had to stop.
 
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I used to shoplift when I was in middle school. Did it a few times.

So stupid, and I did it because it was the 'cool' thing to do. I don't know why, but everyone started doing it.

Everone was stealing pens and mechanical pencils.
So ridiculous.

Never caught though. :cool:
 
[quote name='tiredfornow']200 bucks, Mooj? :D[/QUOTE]
Now you're being silly because why would he take that when he has someone agreeing to the other price. :cool:
 
[quote name='wubb']Got my first few nectarines of the summer at the market this week and they are so good.[/quote]

What about the Mackanaw peaches?
 
Wow, NSFW, LP.

Now I'm going to get fired and its all your fault.

EDIT: Yeah, Lulu, he said 210 though. ;) Hes a jerk if he says one price, then backs out. I'd do 210.
 
[quote name='Maklershed']What about the Mackanaw peaches?[/quote]
To add to what I said, my guess is she's about 27-29. :drool:
(i'm 23)
 
[quote name='tiredfornow']Wow, NSFW, LP.

Now I'm going to get fired and its all your fault.[/QUOTE]

My step-daughter could have walked in.
 
I just steal fruit regularly from wal-mart. Just go through self checkout but they don't have a way to weight the fruits so I just toss them in a bag. Saves me about $10 a trip.
 
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Reported for nipplage


[quote name='mr ryles']I just steal fruit regularly from wal-mart. Just go through self checkout but they don't have a way to weight the fruits so I just toss them in a bag. Saves me about $10 a trip.[/quote]


Reported to Winnemuca PD and Bentonville, AR
 
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OMG! My Eyes! INFRACTION!

[quote name='zewone']That Timewarner shit got shut down, back to 3 day trials for ya boy. :cool:[/quote]

You didn't hear about that Newshosting deal for TW subscribers? It isn't great, but it is free.

Did anybody get that to work for non TW/RR subscribers?

EDIT: They are already looking for Ryles, he stole a frickin' auto-cart!
 
[quote name='dallow']I used to shoplift when I was in middle school. Did it a few times.

So stupid, and I did it because it was the 'cool' thing to do. I don't know why, but everyone started doing it.

Everone was stealing pens and mechanical pencils.
So ridiculous.

Never caught though. [/quote]

That reminds me of when I was at a store with my one lady friend who is so cute and innocent and such a nice person. I was in the dvd area and she was at cosmetics by herself. I get bored looking around at stuff so I decide to go find her. As I round the corner of the aisle she's in, I see her taking a thing of mascara pens or whatever they're called and slipping it up her sleeve. I just stopped dead in my tracks and was like :shock:. I didn't know what to say so I just pretended I didn't see it. I was afraid to be walking around the store with her the rest of the time but she was never caught.
 
[quote name='getmeoutofjoliet']$210 Teef.


If I get locked up, can you send me sum pics, Looloo?

And can you laminate them for umm...[/QUOTE]
Awww, I wish I could use the school's laminator but I think I'd get in trouble for that.
 
[quote name='dallow']I wanna be defenestrated by Zew. :cool:[/QUOTE]

I'm flattered, but I don't swing that way. :cool:

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Seriously though, I was a fuck up when I was a teenager.

Tagging, shoplifting, fights, heavy drug use.

Bad times, and good times.
 
[quote name='darthbudge']OMG! My Eyes! INFRACTION!



You didn't hear about that Newshosting deal for TW subscribers? It isn't great, but it is free.

Did anybody get that to work for non TW/RR subscribers?

EDIT: They are already looking for Ryles, he stole a frickin' auto-cart![/QUOTE]
I'm pretty sure we're talkin' about the same thing. It seems to be shut down for non-RR peeps.
 
[quote name='zewone']I'm pretty sure we're talkin' about the same thing. It seems to be shut down for non-RR peeps.[/quote]

Damn, I was all pumped about it but I couldn't get it to work. I was thinking it was something on my end though. That sucks.
 
I was the same way, zew, but being a kid and getting arrested doesn't even count. Dudes take you down to the jail stationary place, book your name and call your parents to pick ya up. Keyblade calmed me down though and now I just stick to green.

Plenty of those ''Wow, that was really fuckin' close'' stories though. I dont have very many friends now cause most of them are still stuck on that stuff and a lot of people remember me as a crazy kid, so they always come to me for drugs and crap. #-o
 
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