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MIAMI (Reuters) - A former topless dancer who was famously cleared of battering a Florida nightclub patron with her "crazy big" breasts has shed her oversized silicone implants and put one of them up for auction on eBay.

The woman known professionally as Tawny Peaks said on Wednesday she recently came across the implants in a box in her closet after watching a television discussion about crazy things sold on eBay and decided, "Why not ... I don't need it any more."

"Somebody might bid on it. It's like the first boob to be sued over in a lawsuit," she said.

Peaks said she would autograph the auctioned implant for the winner but would keep its mate "for good measure."

She explained that she had her size 69-HH implants removed and underwent breast reduction surgery in 1999 after retiring from the business to start a new life.

"They were like really big, crazy big," said Peaks, who described herself as a happily married homemaker and mother of three now living in the Detroit area.

Peaks won notoriety in 1998 when a man sued her and her employer, the Diamond Dolls nightclub in Clearwater, Florida, saying he suffered a whiplash injury when she swung her breasts into his face at a bachelor party. He said they were "like two cement blocks."

The parties accepted binding arbitration on "The People's Court" television show and the judge, former New York City Mayor Ed Koch, ordered a female bailiff to examine Peaks in private.

The bailiff found the breasts to be "soft" and to weigh about 2 pounds (0.9 kg) each. Koch ruled they were not dangerous and refused to award damages.

The implant auction ends on Saturday. So far Peaks has received 10 bids, topping out at $71, according to the eBay Web site.


:rofl: Sounds cool.

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=1469&item=5561537389&rd=1&ssPageName=WDVW

It's up to $16,766!!!!
 
At that price, I would be getting rid of the other one as well.

I don't want to know the person that wins that auction...
 
I can picture some guy winning this and being like, "Hey baby look what I bought you for your Birthday." Despite the fact that only half the pair is there, there's some sickos out there.
 
Idiotic. If there's any people that I don't respect, it's strippers and pornstars.

$2250 for a piece of used silicone?
 
[quote name='Moxio']Idiotic. If there's any people that I don't respect, it's strippers and pornstars.

$2250 for a piece of used silicone?[/quote]

My mom is a stripper/porn star :(
 
[quote name='dcfox'][quote name='Moxio']Idiotic. If there's any people that I don't respect, it's strippers and pornstars.

$2250 for a piece of used silicone?[/quote]

My mom is a stripper/porn star :([/quote]

If she brought you along on her "workdays," that would explain a lot.
 
[quote name='Moxio']Idiotic. If there's any people that I don't respect, it's strippers and pornstars.

$2250 for a piece of used silicone?[/quote]


You are bidding on a PIECE OF HISTORY!

The infamous Playboy Cover Girl TAWNY PEAKS BREAST IMPLANT.

This is the implant from the first known documented Law Suit over

ASSAULT with a BREAST.

It made News World Wide.

You will receive the implant autographed to your specification

You will also receive a picture of Tawny Peaks signing the implant.

You will also receive an autographed copy of the Court Documented Complaint
 
[quote name='dcfox'][quote name='Moxio']Idiotic. If there's any people that I don't respect, it's strippers and pornstars.

$2250 for a piece of used silicone?[/quote]

My mom is a stripper/porn star :([/quote]

really... :D
does she have "friends" over a lot?
 
[quote name='CrashSpyro123']It's back down to $14,500? What the hell happened?[/quote]

Someone must have retracted their bid. I'm still surprised it's going this high. I wonder what the winner will do with the silicone... use it? :roll: :wink:
 
[quote name='Moxio'][quote name='CrashSpyro123']It's back down to $14,500? What the hell happened?[/quote]

Someone must have retracted their bid. I'm still surprised it's going this high. I wonder what the winner will do with the silicone... use it? :roll: :wink:[/quote]

Enjoy it's soft, squeezable shape?
 
[quote name='CrashSpyro123'][quote name='Moxio'][quote name='CrashSpyro123']It's back down to $14,500? What the hell happened?[/quote]

Someone must have retracted their bid. I'm still surprised it's going this high. I wonder what the winner will do with the silicone... use it? :roll: :wink:[/quote]

Enjoy it's soft, squeezable feel?[/quote]

For $14500? Surely there are other alternatives. :lol:
 
[quote name='Moxio'][quote name='CrashSpyro123'][quote name='Moxio'][quote name='CrashSpyro123']It's back down to $14,500? What the hell happened?[/quote]

Someone must have retracted their bid. I'm still surprised it's going this high. I wonder what the winner will do with the silicone... use it? :roll: :wink:[/quote]

Enjoy it's soft, squeezable feel?[/quote]

For $14500? Surely there are other alternatives. :lol:[/quote]

Throw it at poor people? :D
 
Tawny2.jpg
 
Holy ****. If you look her up on Google Image Search, you'll see how truly hueg her breasts are. Not to mention the pic in Xevious' post.
 
ive been looking for something to blow 17k on, looks like i finally found it... and yes morbid i was going to use it for a pillow, it matches my couch nicely... though its no space couch
 
golden casino is the high bidder. they are notorius for publicity stunts and buying stupid things for lots of money to get publicity. if you look at there previous purchases, you'll see what i mean. ex. they bought advertising space on a pregnant womans stomach! classy!!
 
Just shows how stupid people with tons of money will buy anything.

Also I was looking at the pic that Xevious posted. Is there a slipup on the left one or is that just the lighting?
 
[quote name='supermariomelee']Also I was looking at the pic that Xevious posted. Is there a slipup on the left one or is that just the lighting?[/quote]

I cant really answer that question because I dont own that photograph. I got the image while doing a google search.

BTW, it was the only image that wasn't pornographic (and safe for CAG) that was available on the internet.
 
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