The "Admiral's enormous squid penis is now the executioner of the" OTT

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Seems I missed quite a bit after my weekend getaway... Fortunately, I didn't have to deal with squit penii :lol:

EDIT: I meant squid penii. Dammit >_< That's what I get for not checking my spelling. Been feeling lazy after a nice weekend in Cancun.:cool:
 
[quote name='jaykrue']Seems I missed quite a bit after my weekend getaway... Fortunately, I didn't have to deal with squit penii :lol:[/QUOTE]

That sounds like a tasty italian dish. :lol:
 
[quote name='WhipSmartBanky']I thought DoR was just the next iteration of the WM18/19 games. Did they change the control scheme from that somehow?[/QUOTE]

Its a little more button masher friendly and I didn't care for the blocking scheme.

I only played it for one night and I could not get into it as it was not as fun to me as WMXIX.

A lot of people love it though, and I think I am in the minority as far as my dislike of it
 
[quote name='AngellicLulu']Please do not suggest me multiplying with anyone. I'm too young to multiply :cry:[/QUOTE]

Shhhh...now you're catering to subby :lol:
 
[quote name='AngellicLulu']Please do not suggest me multiplying with anyone. I'm too young to multiply :cry:[/QUOTE]

What's wrong with multiplication? I know 3rd graders who know how to multiply... just don't tell subbie.:lol:
 
[quote name='AngellicLulu']Please do not suggest me multiplying with anyone. I'm too young to multiply :cry:[/QUOTE]

Hence my saying that such a suggestion was dangerous.
Rather uncouth and forward, but then, that's to be expected from that creepy Old Man Shrike. :)
 
[quote name='jaykrue']What's wrong with multiplication? I know 3rd graders who know how to multiply... just don't tell subbie.:lol:[/QUOTE]

Exponentiation gets rather disturbing in that sort of context.
 
[quote name='JSweeney']Hence my saying that such a suggestion was dangerous.
Rather uncouth and forward, but then, that's to be expected from that creepy Old Man Shrike. :)[/QUOTE]
I'm surprised he suggested me multiplied with anyone but himself. I'll have to give him a talking to.
 
[quote name='sblymnlcrymnl']You know you don't have to bring me up every time you see the word "young". :lol:[/QUOTE]

Actually, I'm contractually required to do so.
 
[quote name='sblymnlcrymnl']You know you don't have to bring me up every time you see the word "young". :lol:[/QUOTE]

Yeah we do. It's been added to the terms of agreement when you register on the forum. Cheapy put it in a while ago:

"Whenever the word 'young' is used in conversation, references* to sblymnlcrymnl shall be made"

*either contextual, factual, or sarcastic

;):lol:
 
[quote name='BigSpoonyBard']Actually, I'm contractually required to do so.[/QUOTE]

:shock: What are the other terms of your contract, and who exactly is it with?

EDIT: Thanks Jaykrue. ;)
 
[quote name='AngellicLulu']I know I just wanted to type subby-poo.[/QUOTE]

And I'm totally fine with that. Really. :lol:

(we need a nervous laughter smilie, if that's even possible)
 
[quote name='sblymnlcrymnl']And I'm totally fine with that. Really. :lol:

(we need a nervous laughter smilie, if that's even possible)[/QUOTE]

Now that you mention it, I wonder what that would look like. Perhaps a chuckle animation followed by eyes looking side to side?
 
[quote name='AngellicLulu']Poor subby-poo.[/QUOTE]

Subby-dubbie-poo. Where are you? We got some posts to make now.
Subby-dubbie-poo. Where are you? We can't you get to far away now.

Come on Subby-poo, we see you... drinking to kill your liver.
But you're not fooling me, cause I can see, the photos that make you quiver.


Its disturbing how that preference evolved, so Subby poo you better clean up your act.
[Subby Poo] Uh-oh Uh-oh
Take that back!
And Subby Poo if that was true
you're going to be a big black convict's snack!
That's a fact!

Subby-Dubby-Poo, here Are You. You're ready and you're willing.
But come on Subby Poo, stop that, do. It makes you look like a villian.


"The New Scooby Doo Show" Theme:

We got it all together for a brand-new show.
Subby poo's a freak, but that much you know.

While Subby Poo is typing up another creepy post
Shike is busy doing what he does the most.

Hey c'mon get get involved, until the thread can be dissolved.
No more squid penis for Subby Poo
[Ackbar] Awwwww, Heh Heh Heh!

[Shrike] That's it, pal!
[Lulu] Poor Subby-Dubby-Poo!


 
[quote name='BigSpoonyBard']Now that you mention it, I wonder what that would look like. Perhaps a chuckle animation followed by eyes looking side to side?[/QUOTE]

I guess that would work. Let's see it in action:

:lol: 8-[

Not bad. :cool:

Thought it would be better if the :lol: animation could somehow slow as it went along.
 
[quote name='AngellicLulu']that was strangely disturbing, Sweeney. But I liked it ^-^[/QUOTE]

Must resist urge to respond to that with a smartass remark...


Ok. Good.

Thanks :)
 
[quote name='JSweeney']Subby-dubbie-poo. Where are you? We got some posts to make now.
Subby-dubbie-poo. Where are you? We can't you get to far away now.

Come on Subby-poo, we see you... drinking to kill your liver.
But you're not fooling me, cause I can see, the photos that make you quiver.


Its disturbing how that preference evolved, so Subby poo you better clean up your act.
[Subby Poo] Uh-oh Uh-oh
Take that back!
And Subby Poo if that was true
you're going to be a big black convict's snack!
That's a fact!

Subby-Dubby-Poo, here Are You. You're ready and you're willing.
But come on Subby Poo, stop that, do. It makes you look like a villian.


"The New Scooby Doo Show" Theme:

We got it all together for a brand-new show.
Subby poo's a freak, but that much you know.

While Subby Poo is typing up another creepy post
Shike is busy doing what he does the most.

Hey c'mon get get involved, until the thread can be dissolved.
No more squid penis for Subby Poo
[Ackbar] Awwwww, Heh Heh Heh!

[Shrike] That's it, pal!
[Lulu] Poor Subby-Dubby-Poo!


[/QUOTE]

Not bad, but I don't drink or yearn for squid penis.

Also I have no idea how the new theme goes. :lol:
 
[quote name='FriskyTanuki']:lol: Subbie-poo's got a theme song now.[/QUOTE]

True, but that's nowhere near as iconic as a logo, especially when it's been applied to someone.

Case in point:


kool1.jpg
 
[quote name='smalien1']What are the chances i'll get in trouble if I use Limewire to download porn, Halo and Civ3 for the Mac and the south park theme song?[/QUOTE]

A lot higher than a few minutes ago considering you posted your intentions on a public forum. :lol:
 
:shock: I just found out that one of my (second?) cousins got married yesterday. Apparently she got herself knocked up, and being a catholic of course that means wedding bells. :lol:

She's either 17 or 19, I'm not sure. She's not the one I said was kinda hot a while back, but she's not bad. :lol:
 
[quote name='sblymnlcrymnl']:shock: I just found out that one of my (second?) cousins got married yesterday. Apparently she got herself knocked up, and being a catholic of course that means wedding bells. :lol:

She's either 17 or 19, I'm not sure. She's not the one I said was kinda hot a while back, but she's not bad. :lol:[/QUOTE]

Apparently hot and bad enough to get knocked up. :lol: A candidate for a poster child of the 'Future Divorcees of America'.
 
[quote name='jaykrue']Apparently hot and bad enough to get knocked up. :lol: A candidate for a poster child of the 'Future Divorcees of America'.[/QUOTE]

Divorce isn't likely, and she's in Mexico. (near Tlaquepaque) :lol:
 
[quote name='FriskyTanuki']Yeah. Thanks for posting that. :roll:[/QUOTE]

No problem.
Despite your issues and scuffles, that little exchange between you and JimmieMac probably placed the two of you higher into the heirarchy of "well-known CAGs".

Save CheapyD and the Mods, you're probably one of the best know CAGs just based upon the strength of that conflict and the volume of your posting.

I mean, I figure that the way most of this shakes out is..


CheapyD-------> Active Mods--------> Well known posters with Iconic avatars or other pictures associated with them (Banky, you, Big Nick)-------> Well known "villians" (JimmieMac)-------> Well Known posters with conflicts with "villians" (Morbid)----> People submitting great deals----> Frequent OTT posters (Kayden, Gothic Walrus, myself, Lulu, et al.)----->Inactive Mods---> Average posters.
 
[quote name='sblymnlcrymnl']Divorce isn't likely, and she's in Mexico. (near Tlaquepaque) :lol:[/QUOTE]

Well, it's still in America. ;) Hopefully, her husband won't be a wife-beating prick so that she doesn't become part of that organization.

[quote name='evilmregg']Goddamn, that dude has crazy uke skillz![/QUOTE]

Heh, ya, and I gotta reiterated it's the coolest and dorkiest thing at the same time.
 
[quote name='JSweeney']I mean, I figure that the way most of this shakes out is..


CheapyD-------> Active Mods--------> Well known posters with Iconic avatars or other pictures associated with them (Banky, you, Big Nick)-------> Well known "villians" (JimmieMac)-------> Well Known posters with conflicts with "villians" (Morbid)----> People submitting great deals----> Frequent OTT posters (Kayden, Gothic Walrus, myself, Lulu, et al.)----->Inactive Mods---> Average posters.[/QUOTE]

Am I in the "iconic" section, or am I a quasi-villian now? :lol:
 
[quote name='jaykrue']Well, it's still in America. ;) Hopefully, her husband won't be a wife-beating prick so that she doesn't become part of that organization.[/QUOTE]

Well, I would hope she'd have better judgement than to let an asshole like that stick his penis in her, but maybe not. :lol:
 
[quote name='sblymnlcrymnl']Am I in the "iconic" section, or am I a quasi-villian now? :lol:[/QUOTE]

"You're quasi-evil. You're semi-evil. You're the margarine of evil. You're the Diet Coke of evil--Just one calorie, not evil enough."

Sorry, Sub, but you're just a mid-carder like the rest of us. :)
 
[quote name='sblymnlcrymnl']Well, I would hope she'd have better judgement than to let an asshole like that stick his penis in her, but maybe not. :lol:[/QUOTE]

Well, her judgment skillz leave little to be desired at this point considered she got knocked up and is getting married to someone she might not be fully in love with with no consideration of divorce if things go sour as well as consideration for the child's welfare.
 
[quote name='JSweeney']"You're quasi-evil. You're semi-evil. You're the margarine of evil. You're the Diet Coke of evil--Just one calorie, not evil enough."

Sorry, Sub, but you're just a mid-carder like the rest of us. :)[/QUOTE]

:lol: Nice reference ... but if openly lusting after young girls isn't enough to get some recognition around here, what will it take? I'm also one of the top (by quantity anyway) posters ...

I think the horse needs to make another "most recognized cag" thread so this can be put to the people as it were. :lol:
 
[quote name='jaykrue']Well, her judgment skillz leave little to be desired at this point considered she got knocked up and is getting married to someone she might not be fully in love with with no consideration of divorce if things go sour as well as consideration for the child's welfare.[/QUOTE]

Well, like I said she's catholic and this is Mexico. She doesn't really have much choice in the whole marriage thing at this point. Unless she wants to be on her own with a baby and no support from the family. So really, there is no choice.
 
[quote name='sblymnlcrymnl']:lol: Nice reference ... but if openly lusting after young girls isn't enough to get some recognition around here, what will it take?[/QUOTE]

*shudders*
You've just been recognized. BTW, you're missing the Degrassi marathon ;)
 
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