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It still amazes me that the Undertaker is able to work at the level he does. How his body still tolerates the pain and stress is beyond my comprehension.
 
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screw you taker you no selling has been. retire!!!!!!!!!!!!! where is cena he needs to FU that old man into a coffin forever to end his WM streak
 
Oh wow, the Diva contest that degenerates into a brawl after the results are revealed :roll:

C'mon WWE, gimmie something fresh.

EDIT: damn I was hoping for the Triple Threat. Now the match is gonna end with a run-in from Kozlov.
 
What assholes voted for Hardy but not Kozlov?

"Hell naw, ah'm afraid that Russian feller might win, I ain't votin' him in this match!"
 
[quote name='Halo05']What assholes voted for Hardy but not Kozlov?

"Hell naw, ah'm afraid that Russian feller might win, I ain't votin' him in this match!"[/quote]


Michael Hayes and Bristol Palin.
 
[quote name='Halo05']What assholes voted for Hardy but not Kozlov?

"Hell naw, ah'm afraid that Russian feller might win, I ain't votin' him in this match!"[/quote]

You're assuming WWE is actually going by the vote, and not just making shit up. I've seen about 3 wrestlers on this PPV (and that's being generous) that could work a PPV-length and quality match with a variable opponent or stipulation on the fly.

The vote results, much like match outcomes, are predetermined. You should know better. :p
 
[quote name='lmz00']I feel worse and worse for Hardy as the match progresses.

It's like he's HHH's personal jobber.[/quote]


I reckon Jeff Hardy wins the title during a Triple Threat instead of a clean fall against Triple H. :whistle2:k

Also, I bet Triple H thought "Hmm, I wonder if I should screw with CM Punk and hit the Pepsi Plunge?"
 
Surprisingly, Batista is properly selling the leg injury.

Edit: Jesus flippity Christ did Orton sell the Stunner. The Rock would be proud.
 
Lamest PPV of the year. fucking bullshit. I can't believe I paid for that. All of it was shit, even Santino tonight. How much fail can the WWE have on a PPV was this.
 
[quote name='Chase']Surprisingly, Batista is properly selling the leg injury.

Edit: Jesus flippity Christ did Orton sell the Stunner. The Rock would be proud.[/quote]

Someone post a video/find a video of it. I saw it, but it went too fast.
 
The only good thing, surprisingly, was the Divas Halloween contest. The rest was shit. Honkey Tonk Man vs Santino sucked. The Honk a meter should have continued. Of course Triple H's match sucked, and did anyone actually think he'd lose the belt to Hardy, a person who at least would make the belt entertaining? Now fuck Batista. Jericho was awesome. Jericho was more deserving of the belt and retaining the belt. That was absolute crap. Jericho made that match. I love how they called it a spine buster when it was so fucking obvious a DDT by Jericho. What a fucked up PPV from WWE.

Also, at least the Undertaker put on a good show and gave us a solid match. I didn't really care for it, but it worked.
 
[quote name='lmz00']I feel worse and worse for Hardy as the match progresses.

It's like he's HHH's personal jobber.[/quote]

I feel the exact same way. I say let Triple H take some executive desk job, or just fucking get out of the way already. Hardy makes for an entertaining champion/wrestler, you on the other hand, just suck. It's boring. It's a snorefest, so fucking banal at this point. Where a mask, do something different:bomb::bomb::bomb::bomb::bomb:

[quote name='Iron Clad Burrito']I guess HHH thinks the Crossface is fair game now... :)

(Hardy's selling it like a freaking armbar, too.)[/quote]


I liked that too. I wasn't sure if they had unbanned the move
 
Unfortunately, Myke. :whistle2:(

People like Batista and JBL are tolerable when someone like Jericho is added to the main event. Focusing solely on Cena versus Batista is going to make Raw so very less interesting.

Additionally, I think it's only a matter of time until Morrison gets a World Heavyweight title push. They seem to still be in process of building him up so he has a career to look back upon when he's headlining PPVs.

While Triple H's dominance on SmackDown is disgusting, at least their main event is fresh with Kozlov and Jeff Hardy. I really am not looking forward to Cena versus Batista.
 
I didn't mean to sound like a Jeff Hardy fan in my previous post, but you know something's fucked up when someone who doesn't even like him begins to feel sympathetic.
 
The Honk-A-Meter should continue, no? The streak was for weeks as champion, and Honky won by DQ. Santino is still champion.

Long live the Honk-A-Meter!
 
[quote name='JJSP']The Honk-A-Meter should continue, no? The streak was for weeks as champion, and Honky won by DQ. Santino is still champion.

Long live the Honk-A-Meter![/quote]


If they end Santino's fun and Jericho's title reign at the same time, especially on a throw-away PPV like Cyber Sunday, I may hire Kevin Sullivan to kill peoples.
 
I just don't have the give-a-fuck left to complain about WWE.

I dislike Batista so much I just don't have anything to say about him. Let him have the title. Watch the ratings stabilize, and watch WWE attribute it to the person holding the belt, and ignore how they undercut CM Punk and, to a lesser degree, Jericho. Meanwhile, back at the ranch, Batista's squashing chumps left and right, week in and week out.

EDIT: In a way, I don't blame WWE. They're a business, and they monitor the ratings like a motherfucker. You move merchandise and boost ratings? It doesn't matter if you read the Wall Street Journal out loud for a 15 minute segment, you're getting pushed. So bully for them. OTOH, they're clearly going with the "safe" choice here, and a move really reinforces how beholden they are to their pathetic little stock holdings. They're scared to death to take chances - especially with November sweeps coming around the corner, they want solid ratings in order to improve their negotiating position for ad revenue. Jericho-level ratings would hurt them more.

You gotta think about how humbling it was to get shitcanned from CW and put onto a network nobody watches at all. And, of course, how the WWE, like always, found suitable persons to blame, all of whom exist outside of the WWE itself.
 
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