The Britney Spears Sex Tape

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http://www.tonight.co.za/index.php?fArticleId=2904867

Britney Spears and Kevin Federline reportedly fear a steamy home sex video is about to be made public. A member of the singer's entourage is believed to have copied one of the couple's personal video tapes - allegedly recorded while Britney was still expecting baby son Sean Preston - and is threatening to release it.

A source told America's Us Weekly magazine: "He has threatened to release raunchy footage of the two taken before Spears looked pregnant."

During her pregnancy, Britney confessed her sex life was the best it had ever been. The sexy singer insisted her bedroom romps with husband Kevin had been red hot since she conceived.

She confessed at the time: "I think it's the best. Sex is crazy good."
Britney also stunned viewers on her reality TV show, Chaotic, after she was shown begging Kevin for sex.

The blonde babe, who was not married to former dancer Kevin when the footage was shot, brands the couple's bedroom antics "so good" before begging her 26-year-old lover to let her take the day off from her Onyx hotel tour last year "to just fuck all day."

The Toxic singer then turned her attention to the sex lives of her staff and crew - quizzing them about their favourite sexual positions.
 
Intresting.
Don't really care, Maybe had this been 4 years ago I would have cared, But I really don't like Britney Spears any more.
 
[quote name='Saucy Jack']Above message PM'ed to CheapyMom at 2:06 p.m. CST. :rofl:[/QUOTE]

:rofl:
:applause:

Ah, nothing like a celebrity sextape to create bottlenecks in internet traffic worldwide!
 
Ahhhhh, and here I was hoping for some celeb preggo porn. I'm still betting we will see an Ashton/Demi porn tape were it's released as a way to punk Demi.
 
I can't believe people are still recording themselves having sex. There is nothing good that can come of it. NOTHING.

Edit: Well, except for the fact that we get to see it but I was referring to the people that made the tape in the first place.
 
Isn't this guy, who's threatening to release it, just opening himself up to a ton of lawsuits, perhaps even prison?

I can't believe people are still recording themselves having sex. There is nothing good that can come of it. NOTHING.
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Why? Say your lover is horny and wants to look at porn since you're not around, but instead of looking at strangers they decide to look at you. Or if you're horny and they're not around.

Most sex tapes probably forever remain private, and I would think most are just recorded by a stationary camcorder with no others involved.
 
[quote name='opportunity777']I never understood sex tapes :p[/QUOTE]

When a man and a woman really like each other..
 
doing a sex tape really is a humbling experieince. I really wasn't the graceful greek god of love that I thought I was
 
[quote name='alonzomourning23']Why? Say your lover is horny and wants to look at porn since you're not around, but instead of looking at strangers they decide to look at you. Or if you're horny and they're not around. [/QUOTE]

I guess so but it seems like a HUGE potential problem if someone were to get ahold of the tape. I mean I can't count the amount of times I've forgotton to take the DVD out of the DVD player after I was ... um .... done with it... You know how it is - you can't think straight after that shit...
 
[quote name='jlarlee']doing a sex tape really is a humbling experieince. I really wasn't the graceful greek god of love that I thought I was[/QUOTE]

:rofl: That made my day thanks for the good laugh
 
[quote name='cycophuk']Ahhhhh, and here I was hoping for some celeb preggo porn. I'm still betting we will see an Ashton/Demi porn tape were it's released as a way to punk Demi.[/QUOTE]

That would be the coolest thing ever!
 
she's a dirty, dirty, tramp. but i'd probably still d/l it.

good can come of porno tapes though:
- P. hilton became more popular
- the world saw that Tommy Lee is a freaking machine.
 
[quote name='wildnuts02']good can come of porno tapes though:
- P. hilton became more popular[/QUOTE]


How does that POSSIBLY help prove your point??
 
[quote name='argyle']How does that POSSIBLY help prove your point??[/QUOTE]

PARIS HILTON IS AN ATTENTION WHORE. it's been good for HER career.
 
[quote name='sevdustflyer']Man I just wish this was 1999[/QUOTE]


Well, that would make her 17 and you would be jerking off to underage porn. Remind me not to let you around my children, sicko.
 
[quote name='javeryh']I guess so but it seems like a HUGE potential problem if someone were to get ahold of the tape. I mean I can't count the amount of times I've forgotton to take the DVD out of the DVD player after I was ... um .... done with it... You know how it is - you can't think straight after that shit...[/QUOTE]

:rofl:
 
Why is these people so stunned about this?

Its hollywood, fame, spotlight folks. Some insane fool is always watching someone , when they get famous, crazy things will pop up. And when someone aint living right, other things will occur ; )
 
[quote name='wildnuts02']PARIS HILTON IS AN ATTENTION WHORE. it's been good for HER career.[/QUOTE]

Well actually, i think she needs to eat. That is my only concern here. Baby u2k cries now.
 
[quote name='Mr. Anderson']Britney Spears is an ugly whore. Burn the tapes.[/QUOTE]

You're just jealous you're too young to view it ;)
 
[quote name='Mr. Anderson']Britney Spears is an ugly whore. Burn the tapes.[/QUOTE]

Shut the fuck up. You can't tell me that if you went home and found Britney Spears lying naked, spread eagled on your bed, you wouldn't jump her bones and stick it in every hole you could find.
 
She used to be really hot, in my opinion... now, thanks to her personality and public image, she's grown less and less attractive to me.

Now, I still find her attractive and all... but, yes; I'd doink her -- except it'd have the edge of me doinking her to be mean added to it. >:]
 
[quote name='SithFran']When will we see the Britney, christina, angelina, paris, eva, etc all together sex tape?[/QUOTE]
roughly.... about 20 seconds before your penis explodes.
 
Didn't she do one of these 'videos' with Fred Durst too, or something, I recall Fred going on Howard Stern claiming he banged Britney and what not. Ah, probably just Fred and a blowup doll or something. Anyhow, you've got to wonder what would possess any celebrity to make a video, I mean come on now... I really think that deep down Britney wants this video to leak out. Hell if she was smart she'd make it into a dvd and sell it.
 
[quote name='Mr. Anderson']Britney Spears is an ugly whore. Burn the tapes.[/QUOTE]

Meh. Easily a brownbag situation.
 
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