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Scorch may be able to post some music for you all later, as for videos most of them get taken down so fast on youtube, that I won't bother linking them, but that is the best place to go for Christian videos.​
 
WWE Diva Maria broke her thumb during a live event show in Abilene, TX last night while competing in a Six-Diva Tag Team Match. WWE Divas have a reputation for not only being the sexiest women on television, but also being tough, fierce competitors. Maria is no exception as she won’t be missing any time from RAW.
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http://www.wwe.com/inside/news/mariathumb

What a little trooper.

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I guess that explains the way she was acting on Raw.
 
Once again: it is a travesty that Shawn Michaels has not received his own topic yet, and even more of one that Christian received one before the icon, the main-event, the showstopper...

Either way, it's nice to see you back Horsey. :applause:
 
Not a bad choice, but there are a lot of other people that I think should deserve a topic before Christian though.

Raw was boring. Only highlight for me was

seeing Cena thrown into the chalkboard
 
Foley/Flair is the only highlight on Mondays for me. I can't figure out, however, if Foley is still supposed to be the heel. He hasn't turned, but he's still logical, and he's still a dork. However, he is playing a "chicken" in a sense, so I guess that counts for something.
 
[quote name='Sporadic']Poor Jake "The Snake" Roberts...

Will you ever get a thread? :cry:[/quote]

Weird, I was set on doing Jake Roberts, but after a piss poor Raw I decided to go with Christian the guy smart enough to leave WWE before it was too late.
 
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I'm just going to say RIP to Saucy Jack now. I don't know what is going on, but there is reason enough to assume the worst. It was great to know you. Godspeed. Suffer no more.
 
You know we're going to be in for a LONG hour when we are reminded of Big Slow vs Undertaker is the main event and Kelly's Expose starting the show.
 
Well at least they finally gave Sandman something resembling a storyline. Even if it is incredibly lame at this point...
 
Normally someone would get heel heat for knocking out a woman but in this case I don't think anyone will care. I mean hell that's what everyone's wanted to do for the last month anyway.
 
So since they already showed us last week that they weren't going to give the title to a non-ECW person, what's the point of tonight's main event?
 
[quote name='RedvsBlue']So since they already showed us last week that they weren't going to give the title to a non-ECW person, what's the point of tonight's main event?[/QUOTE]

When you don't build up anyone as a legitimate title contender, you gotta import the talent.
 
We all know he got busted for pot. They should do what they did back in the day in ECW and state the truth instead of using extremely lame storylines.
 
[quote name='Purple Flames']My thoughts exactly. Took me completely off-guard.[/QUOTE]
Just because they both have tits doesn't mean we want to see them kiss!
 
You know that would of been a decent main event on Smackdown but NO WAY does it belong on ECW. I firmly believe that right now they are booking the main events with Big Show now taking the spot that RVD would of had. Its too bad that happened as I would of rather of seen RVD vs Flair last week than Big Slow vs Flair.
 
[quote name='themoor666']hey i just got in and missed ECW, so i'm just curious as to what happened...quick results?[/QUOTE]

- Kelly did her lame dance, Mike Knox interrupted and took her away.
- Mike Knox defeated Sandman via knock to the groin.
- Shannon Moore promo. We were told last week he was supposed to wrestle this week. False advertisement indeed.
- Heyman cut another promo in ring about how the fans of ECW are to blame for what happened to RVD. Dreamer came out and asked for why Heyman is doing this. Heyman kissed Dreamer then Test beat the crap out of Dreamer.
-Sabu defeated Stevie Richards in the best match of the night. That's not saying much.
- CM Punk promo saying that he'll debut when he wants to.
- Big Slow vs Undertaker ended in a DQ after Khali did a run in. Show ends with Big Slow and Khali giving Taker a double chokeslam through the announcers table.
 
[quote name='Demolition Man']- Kelly did her lame dance, Mike Knox interrupted and took her away.
- Mike Knox defeated Sandman via knock to the groin.
- Shannon Moore promo. We were told last week he was supposed to wrestle this week. False advertisement indeed.
- Heyman cut another promo in ring about how the fans of ECW are to blame for what happened to RVD. Dreamer came out and asked for why Heyman is doing this. Heyman kissed Dreamer then Test beat the crap out of Dreamer.
-Sabu defeated Stevie Richards in the best match of the night. That's not saying much.
- CM Punk promo saying that he'll debut when he wants to.
- Big Slow vs Undertaker ended in a DQ after Khali did a run in. Show ends with Big Slow and Khali giving Taker a double chokeslam through the announcers table.[/QUOTE]
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Wow. Maybe it's better that I missed it. I think I'm gonna have to give up on WWECW.
 
[quote name='Demolition Man']- Kelly did her lame dance, Mike Knox interrupted and took her away.
- Mike Knox defeated Sandman via knock to the groin.
- Shannon Moore promo. We were told last week he was supposed to wrestle this week. False advertisement indeed.
- Heyman cut another promo in ring about how the fans of ECW are to blame for what happened to RVD. Dreamer came out and asked for why Heyman is doing this. Heyman kissed Dreamer then Test beat the crap out of Dreamer.
-Sabu defeated Stevie Richards in the best match of the night. That's not saying much.
- CM Punk promo saying that he'll debut when he wants to.
- Big Slow vs Undertaker ended in a DQ after Khali did a run in. Show ends with Big Slow and Khali giving Taker a double chokeslam through the announcers table.[/QUOTE]

You forgot about the cunt getting caned.

That made this week's episode worth watching. :D
 
Tuesday afternoon in Birmingham, Alabama, Dr. James Andrews performed surgery on Mark Henry to repair the knee injury Henry suffered in a Six-Man Tag Team Match at Saturday Night's Main Event.

Following the surgery, WWE doctor Ferdinand Rios spoke with Dr. Andrews, who revealed the full extent of Henry's injury; Henry tore his patella tendon completely off the bone, and also split his patella (kneecap) completely in two.

Henry's surgery was successful, but the timeframe for his recovery is unknown. The optimistic prognosis is that he will miss about eight months.
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A minimum of 8 months without Henry.

http://www.wwe.com/inside/news/henryinjuryupdate
 
[quote name='2Fast']Isn't he always billed as being from "Death Valley?"[/QUOTE]

When he used to do the biker gimmick he was billed as being from Houston, TX
 
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- Big Slow vs Undertaker ended in a DQ after Khali did a run in. Show ends with Big Slow and Khali giving Taker a double chokeslam through the announcers table.[/quote]

How does an ECW rules match end in a DQ? Or was it not ECW rules for some reason?
 
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