I just got back from an ECW house show in Poplar Bluff, MO. The show, IMO was
ing awesome. There was a hell of a lot of talent, some good spots, and the crowd was solid all night. RVD made him comeback,
ing A! Rawishericho, me and another buddy went. We had row 8 seats. The seats were also where the wreslters make their entrance. Badass! I will go through the card as much as I can remember. Here goes:
Balls Mahoney vs. Renee Dupree - Dupree came out first and got a hell of a lot of heat. A "He's a Homo!" chant was started while he was on the mic. He responded by saying, "If that's the case, then why do all of you guys women wish they were with me instead of you losers?" Match was decent. I started the first "You suck dick!" chant of the night. Balls won by pin.
FBI vs jobbers - FBI won by pinfall. Crowd wasn't into it. After the match, when jobbers were going to the back, I was yelling how much they suck dick, and one of them turned around and said directly to me, "Your mom swallows."
Next was Kevin Thorn/Mordecai vs. CM Punk. Ariel's tits are gynormous in real life. Good match with Punk winning via submission.
Francine vs Kelly Kelly - Crowd pleaser bikini contest. I got to touch them both on their entrances.
Kelly wins. She was very over with the crowd. On a side note, when Francine walked by, I swear she smelled like the strippers at the local titty bar. Weird. Kelly then did a half ass strip tease and Knox came out to cover her up. Sandman chants ensued. We got what we wanted. When Sandman came down through the crowd, he came right by us. I touched him as he went by after the beer drinking/can crushing/beer spitting, thats how close he was. He beat the shit out of Knox all the way into the back.
Next Dreamer came out and got on the mic for about 5 minutes. He was talking about how one of the last original ECW shows was in that arena about 5 or 6 years ago and how the wrestlers weren't getting paid the last couple of shows, but gave it their all because of the badass fans. Needless to say, he was very over. His opponent was Test. Test got the most heat of the night, more than Dupree even. Good match with lots of badass chants, crowd was very into it. Dreamer did the job of course. When test was walking back, I called him every name in the book so he'd get in my face. It worked. It was
ing great! He called me a "Pussy ass mother
er." Rawisjericho has it on video. He said he would upload it on here soon. I got the hand shake from Dreamer.
Next was RVD vs. Kurt Angle. Crowd went bananas for both. The match was pretty great except Kurt
ed up doing a German and almost broke RVD's neck. He landed straight on his head. RVD was down for a bit, but continued the match. Angle won via ankle lock. RVD stayed down in the ring for a while, I was scared he did get hurt bad, but he eventually stumbled out. As he walked by I got the slap hands and I told him he was The Whole
ing Show. He said thanks. As he was leaving, I started a "Welcome back!" chant. He looked directly at me and Rawisjericho and pointed and said "Thank you."
The main event was TBS vs Sabu for the championship, extreme rules. Good match with some good spots, TBS drew a lot of heat, but got some cheers too. Show won by chokeslamming Sabu threw a table. To really appriciate the size of this man, you have to see him in person 3 feet away.
Overall, a solid show. What made it so awesome was the smaller crowd made it a more personal experience with the whole show. Also the location of our seats helped. I know I sound like a big mark in this post, but I was pretty much marking out the whole night, so I guess it is spilling out into the post.
I may have left something out. If so, Rawisjericho will fill you in.
