The Critically Acclaimed Abraham Washington Wrestling Thread

[quote name='Matt Young']Who was the first CAG to wish you a happy birthday?[/QUOTE]

well mr. young that wouldve been you
 
So people were bitching and saying that I "jumped the gun" by creating this 15 or so posts early, and now people want to start a new thread over 100 posts early?

I guess I'll go ahead with the obligatory "it's because he's black, isn't it?" :lol:
 
The Kurt Angle food line is some of the most repugnant shit I've ever seen, and I've seen bad food in my day (though unlike some of you, I've never eaten a "double down"). They don't even bother to primp up the portions or presentation in the ads - just big black trays with a minced and portioned protein and veg cuts covered in a gelatinous gloop so colorless you can almost taste how bland it is.

I'd rather eat a fuckin' lunchable.

On another note, am I the only one totally uninterested in the "draft" tonight? They've never been logical or sensible in how they're executed, and the moves are never really significant in any way since the shows are just fucking carbon copies of each other on different nights anyway.

I can't be the only one who thinks that the "brand split" is one of the most ridiculous things WWE has tried to convince its fan base of in its history, can I? I'm more likely to believe that the Undertaker is really dead than I am to believe the brand split or the draft mean a fuckin' thing.

ZOMG SHAD GASPARD TO RAW - who gives a fuck?

EDIT:
The new issue of the WWE Heroes comic book from Titan Publishing is pretty unique and interesting in that the series had taken an adult tone, in fact, a tone that really flies in the face of the company's current PG guidelines.

The second issue of the series, features a terrorist group taking over Wrestlemania, murdering BOTH Triple H and Chris Jericho in the process. Yes, murdering both.

In the issue, a match between The Undertaker and Triple H is interrupted after terrorists take over the arena holding the event. The WWE stars are corralled into the ring and everyone is warned the building is wired to blow should they not acquiesce to the group's wishes.

Chris Jericho attempts to mouth off and get involved, but is overcome and dragged backstage kicking and screaming for someone to help him. When the screaming suddenly stops, everyone in the ring looks forelorn and one of the villain reemerges to comment, "It is done."

The terrorists then force Triple H and Undertaker to continue their battle, with the two agreeing that whichever of them ends up on top will then try and take out the lead terrorist. Triple H ends up knocking out Taker and attempts to grab the leader, but is shot with a mystical weapon and collapses.

In fact, the last panel of the comic features Kelly Kelly declaring, "Oh God No...Triple H is dead!"
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:rofl:
 
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Not that I don't believe you, but... source?

I found this tweet to be pretty funny, albeit not as funny as that up there:

@TheCurtHawkins
Draft day, that's always exciting... any thoughts? 15 minutes ago via web
 
Does anyone know when the Miz last defended his US Title????

Talking about de-valuing a title...
 
[quote name='strongpimphand']Does anyone know when the Miz last defended his US Title????

Talking about de-valuing a title...[/QUOTE]

Pretty sure I heard someone pose this question during the pwtorch livecast a couple weeks back, and someone answered early February. I don't know if that's true, but it sounds plausible.

I'm watching TNA tonight. RVD as champ or John Cena? Sheeeeeeeit.
 
I guess this is going to be the end of Show Miz...because I for some reason see Miz on SD! where he can seemingly easily be champ within the year with that thin roster
 
[quote name='rvdrock']Way to spoil it for those at work...damnit[/QUOTE]

It's a live event and you know it's happenening now. Why would you even check this thread?
 
[quote name='jp0213']Is it just me or was that one ugly ass Sharpshooter?[/QUOTE]

That sure was. I had to explain to the woman that Kid should have had Miz's leg behind the other.
 
[quote name='rvdrock']Way to spoil it for those at work...damnit[/QUOTE]
honestly...what the hell are you doing in this thread if you're at work???

1) I would call you to my office for wasting company time if I were your boss
2) You're not an idiot (right?). You know Raw has been live for over a decade and that this thread has always spoke of LIVE events

Complain about SD events not being protected from spoiling....because crying over spoiled live events when you KNOW what we do in here is just pitifully hilarious
 
[quote name='cdeener']That sure was. I had to explain to the woman that Kid should have had Miz's leg behind the other.[/QUOTE]
I knew something looked off, I couldn't quite figure it out though.

I loved the "We Want Mickie" chant.
 
[quote name='jp0213']I don't see what everyone's aversion to throwing things like that in spoilers? I really don't.[/QUOTE]
Because you honestly have to be a damn idiot to run in a thread during a live event and expect people to try to "hide" the results for you

Are you serious????

If this was a superbowl thread would you have expected posters to go

Brees just threw a nice pass

Common sense....stay out a damn thread during live events!



*Did I just hear something about Joey Styles being drafted to futureendavors.org by Striker????
 
"Joey Styles has been drafted to futureendeavors.org" - Matt Striker
Genius. I really want Striker on Raw.
 
Hey. Guess what's far more annoying than someone complaining about spoilers?
 
I want to receive oral from Kelly Kelly.

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Is Impact taped tonight?
 
[quote name='jp0213']"Joey Styles has been drafted to futureendeavors.org" - Matt Striker
Genius. I really want Striker on Raw.[/QUOTE]

I had to explain to the woman why this was funny. I had a good laugh when I heard it.
 
Aaaaaahhhhhh... Bitter Samoa Joe is back. :bouncy:
[quote name='pitfallharry219']Yes. And yes.[/QUOTE]
Thought so. Thanks.
 
Striker needs to come to Raw...it's been awhile since I've heard an commentator that is funny, yet just too much
 
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