The Disembodied Winking Head of Doom OTT

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[quote name='dcfox']Are you kidding me? The Island looks like a winner . . . okay maybe not.[/QUOTE]

It looks like a glossy remake of the awful Parts: The Clonus Horror. MST3K fans, am I right?
 
[quote name='jmcc']It looks like a glossy remake of the awful Parts: The Clonus Horror. MST3K fans, am I right?[/QUOTE]

You didn't think Michael Bay was capable of original thoughts, did you?
 
[quote name='BigSpoonyBard']You didn't think Michael Bay was capable of original thoughts, did you?[/QUOTE]
To Michael Bay's credit, The Rock is one of my favorite movies, though it still doesn't come close to forgiving the turd that was Pearl Harbor.
 
[quote name='pimpinc333']Did we figure out who this character is yet??? Hopefully whomever it is will come out and say it because I really want to know.[/QUOTE]

Mystery solved.
Now we can drop the entire issue.
This has the feeling of being a disruptive force about it.
 
[quote name='dcfox']To Michael Bay's credit, The Rock is one of my favorite movies, though it still doesn't come close to forgiving the turd that was Pearl Harbor.[/QUOTE]

The Rock was so awful it actually made me shit blood.
 
Hey, anyone own a Roomba here? I need to know what happens if you put it outside. I suspect in the course of trying to clean all outdoors it would end up like V'Ger in Star Trek: The Movie, but, not owning one, I can't be sure.

edit: this is theoretical, assuming it could traverse all the world's terrain.
 
[quote name='jmcc']Hey, anyone own a Roomba here? I need to know what happens if you put it outside. I suspect in the course of trying to clean all outdoors it would end up like V'Ger in Star Trek: The Movie, but, not owning one, I can't be sure.

edit: this is theoretical, assuming it could traverse all the world's terrain.[/QUOTE]

Actually, it would be more effective in it's task.
Knowing that it's task is to clean, it would come to the realization that humanity must be purged for the world to be clean long, long before VGer did.
 
[quote name='jmcc']She's perfect? The definition of the word must have been changed to include "works in Michael Bay movies, negating anything good about her" then.[/QUOTE]

If I don't watch it, it never happened. :lol:

That's why I can overlook gems like Eight Legged Freaks, The Perfect Score, and soon to be The Island. :D
 
[quote name='zewone']I know which ones are Cheapy, Rocksolid, Katt, and Big Dirty, but the rest are mysterys to me.[/QUOTE]

I know this is ridiculously late, but I'm in that E3 picture. I'm standing to the left of Katt, leaning down and back somewhat. Front and center am I. I don't remember who the other people (like the guy in the red shirt) are on the boards though.
 
[quote name='KingSpike']I know this is ridiculously late, but I'm in that E3 picture. I'm standing to the left of Katt, leaning down and back somewhat. Front and center am I. I don't remember who the other people (like the guy in the red shirt) are on the boards though.[/QUOTE]

I recognized 5 people, including you.
 
[quote name='JSweeney']Mystery solved.
Now we can drop the entire issue.
This has the feeling of being a disruptive force about it.[/QUOTE]


No..... no one told me who that dude was in the picture. I know who everyone in it is but this dude. It seems like everyone knows who the other people are in the pic besides the dude in the red. Or you guys know and your tring to save this dude from some slight embarassment. So whats his name on the boards???
 
Do you really think someone would want to come forward after being asked, "Hey, who is that giant-ass red fatty?"
 
[quote name='Kayden']Do you really think someone would want to come forward after being asked, "Hey, who is that giant-ass red fatty?"[/QUOTE]


LOL, Sure Why not?
 
[quote name='karsh']The one in the red shirt is Crash, and the black dude in the back is brokeassho. That's all I know besides Katt, Cheapy, and Big Dirty.[/QUOTE]

Your mystery WAS solved you asschompers.
 
[quote name='SneakyPenguin']Your mystery WAS solved you asschompers.[/QUOTE]


LOL Ok just to get this straight the big fat guy in the picture was indeed CAG's very own Frisky Tanuki AKA Crashspyro AKA Koolaid man. Just making sure.
 
[quote name='SneakyPenguin']Your mystery WAS solved you asschompers.[/QUOTE]

You know damned well we can't be bothered to read all that crap. :lol:
 
[quote name='Kayden']You know damned well we can't be bothered to read all that crap. :lol:[/QUOTE]

Yet you expect all of us to read everything you post? :lol:
 
[quote name='KingSpike']I know this is ridiculously late, but I'm in that E3 picture. I'm standing to the left of Katt, leaning down and back somewhat. Front and center am I. I don't remember who the other people (like the guy in the red shirt) are on the boards though.[/QUOTE]
Cool. So that leaves 3 CAGs who are still un-named.
 
Well, I finally saw Star Wars III.

It was meh. And I was dissapointed by a lot of stuff. Bad Dialog. Bad Directing. Out of character actions.

Oh well, at leasts it's over. And I'll always have my trilogy in my head. That reminds me, I still have to do part three. But nobody gave any comments about part 2.
 
[quote name='Admiral Ackbar']Well, I finally saw Star Wars III.

It was meh. And I was dissapointed by a lot of stuff. Bad Dialog. Bad Directing. Out of character actions.

Oh well, at leasts it's over. And I'll always have my trilogy in my head. That reminds me, I still have to do part three. But nobody gave any comments about part 2.[/QUOTE]

And didn't you just love Vader going "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!"
 
[quote name='sblymnlcrymnl']As much as I like my hair this length it is I've been seriously thinking about buzzing it for the last few days. It's just such a pain to deal with, and the summer heat just makes it worse.[/QUOTE]

Maybe I'll make a poll out of it later, but for now this will have to suffice. What does everyone think? Keep it the same, buzz it, or miscellaneous?

BTW the pic in my avy is 3 weeks old, if that helps.
 
[quote name='BigSpoonyBard']And didn't you just love Vader going "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!"[/QUOTE]
That sounds similar to when Sienfeld says "Hellllooooooo"
 
[quote name='sblymnlcrymnl']Maybe I'll make a poll out of it later, but for now this will have to suffice. What does everyone think? Keep it the same, buzz it, or miscellaneous?

BTW the pic in my avy is 3 weeks old, if that helps.[/QUOTE]
Buzz it, unless you want to stick to the girl look.
 
[quote name='sblymnlcrymnl']Maybe I'll make a poll out of it later, but for now this will have to suffice. What does everyone think? Keep it the same, buzz it, or miscellaneous?

BTW the pic in my avy is 3 weeks old, if that helps.[/QUOTE]

I told you, if you buzz it, I'll freak out!
 
[quote name='BigSpoonyBard']I told you, if you buzz it, I'll freak out![/QUOTE]


Why would You freak out??? Your a guy hes a guy Hmmmmm. Little werid if you ask me.
 
[quote name='pimpinc333']Why would You freak out??? Your a guy hes a guy Hmmmmm. Little werid if you ask me.[/QUOTE]
You missed the back story behind it.
 
[quote name='BigSpoonyBard']And didn't you just love Vader going "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!"[/QUOTE]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!


You know it's bad when the most emotional scene in the film is between a wookie and a throaty green midget.
 
[quote name='Admiral Ackbar']NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!


You know it's bad when the most emotional scene in the film is between a wookie and a throaty green midget.[/QUOTE]
You know the acting is bad when you're outstaged by a 3ft robot who only can only make beeping sounds and said green midget.
 
[quote name='beerguy961']Where is crash anyways...[/QUOTE]

He's mad that the one place in the whole universe that he could hide, the one place that didn't know he was a disgusting fat cartoonish blob, now knows that the truth. So he's hiding. Or trying to figure out an escape route.

2 down.

a few to go.
 
Someone PM Cheapy to ask who the unknown people in the picture are, then somebody go into MS Paint and write names over everyone.

Then make a new thread about it, so I don't have to keep checking this one.

Haha also, I tip my hat to whoever did the Koolaid pic.
 
[quote name='zewone']The 77 is a dead give away. :D[/QUOTE]


or is it?

There's no need to PM Cheapy, there's no need to dig any more.

What you're asking is if anyone knows who the designer of Mona Lisa's dress is. That doesn't really matter. Nor is that a question any one else has, all anyone wanted to know, admit it or not, is WHO IS THE FAT KID, and we found out.

We all knew, deep down inside, that the biggest loser with the most post is also the fattest most out of shape person any of us has ever seen.

Now it opens a whole slew of other questions, like, How do you get that fat? How do you fit on a toilet? What keeps you from looking like a regular person?

I mean, dude, seriously, how did you even let them take a camera out in your presence? You damn well knew that one day we would find out that it was you, with your double chins and sweaty palms carring that bag of shit behind you through the halls of E3. You knew, deep down inside, no matter how happy you were to be at E3 that we would find out that the fat kid was you. Why did you let it happen?

Then again, it's not like you could have run away.
 
[quote name='evilmregg']*Yawn*

This OTT needs some livening up. Anybody heard any good dead baby jokes lately?[/QUOTE]

You have no friends.
 
[quote name='pimpinc333']LOL i usually don't read OTT or post in then but damn yo, J-Mac you's the man homie.[/QUOTE]

Why? Because he took a couple of easy pot-shots at a fat guy?
I'm sorry, but that's hardly cause for lauding or celebration.
 
[quote name='JSweeney']Why? Because he took a couple of easy pot-shots at a fat guy?
I'm sorry, but that's hardly cause for lauding or celebration.[/QUOTE]

OOOO- SNAP!
 
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