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[quote name='Dr Mario Kart']eh? I get the feeling I've just walked in on some people. Except they werent having sex, they were fighting....Maybe its both.[/QUOTE]

Don't feel too bad. I've been hanging around here and I still don't know what the deal with all the hostility is. It's like my entire childhood all over again.
 
[quote name='sblymnlcrymnl']I really do need help ... the "(1)" isn't satisfying my fragile mind, so I guess I'll go a bit longer. Also there are still three fucking people in the poker game, so it may be a while before I have anything better to do. :lol: :cry:[/QUOTE]

Ugh, that's why I stopped playing poker online.

Yeah, it's fun to suck up all the joining bonuses on each site, but playing for hours and hours kills the brain.
 
[quote name='kittie']Ugh, that's why I stopped playing poker online.

Yeah, it's fun to suck up all the joining bonuses on each site, but playing for hours and hours kills the brain.[/QUOTE]

Actually these are real people playing upstairs, but I don't enjoy playing so I stayed out of the game. Everyone else is/was in, so I've been left to my own devices ... of course that was limited to Degrassi and CAG. :cry: :lol: :cry:
 
[quote name='kittie']Ugh, that's why I stopped playing poker online.

Yeah, it's fun to suck up all the joining bonuses on each site, but playing for hours and hours kills the brain.[/QUOTE]

Playing poker on the internet takes out the important part of poker...
Sitting there and drinking with your friends.
 
[quote name='Spruce']So I just installed this sucker:

http://www.newegg.com/Product/Product.asp?Item=N82E16814100005

And now I've many a VHS tape to convert. Woooooooo...
I lucked out too...didn't notice until I went to install it that it says an AGP Card is required...that's a lie. It works just fine without one.[/QUOTE]

Nice! I might have to get one of those now that I have a DVD burner. It would please my 'rents to have all our old home movies on DVD.
 
[quote name='kittie']The only purpose of poker nowadays is to make easy money. :p[/QUOTE]

Thus I rarely play anymore.
I'm usually the sucker paying the money, so I'm content to waste my money on my own.
 
[quote name='kittie']The only purpose of poker nowadays is to make easy money. :p[/QUOTE]

I thought that was the purpose of the handjob.
 
[quote name='sblymnlcrymnl']If I were at home I could be watching one of the DVDs from my list. :bomb: :cry:

Goddamn I'm a whiny little bitch tonight ...[/QUOTE]

That differs from normal how? :lol:
 
[quote name='sblymnlcrymnl']If I were at home I could be watching one of the DVDs from my list. :bomb: :cry:

Goddamn I'm a whiny little bitch tonight ...[/QUOTE]
I'll say... :roll: ;) :lol:
 
[quote name='evilmregg']I thought that was the purpose of the handjob.[/QUOTE]

There's something dissettling about that.
It's a sad, sad point when you realize that the only way a woman would touch you is if you pay for it first.
 
[quote name='JSweeney']That differs from normal how? :lol:[/QUOTE]

Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah. fucker. :lol:

EDIT: Joy! The poker game is over. Now they're hitting the bars. :bomb:

fuck it, I'll go. Not drinking, but I'll go.
 
[quote name='sblymnlcrymnl']If I were at home I could be watching one of the DVDs from my list. :bomb: :cry:

Goddamn I'm a whiny little bitch tonight ...[/QUOTE]
Tonight? And this night is different than any other night, exactly how?
 
[quote name='JSweeney']There's something dissettling about that.
It's a sad, sad point when you realize that the only way a woman would touch you is if you pay for it first.[/QUOTE]
Or get so drunk, it's easily deniable.
 
[quote name='evilmregg']Nice! I might have to get one of those now that I have a DVD burner. It would please my 'rents to have all our old home movies on DVD.[/QUOTE]

That's primarily why I got it. An older relative asked if there was a way to get a VHS tape onto DVD. Weird thing is, I don't think she has a DVD player. I'll make a copy of the tape she wanted and then use it to herd my VHS collectioninto a landfill somewhere. I've still got over 100 cds that were free AR from Black Friday that are just beggin' to be turned into VCDs.
 
[quote name='WhipSmartBanky']I don't know about you, but I've never had to pay for a handjob...[/QUOTE]

Nah, why pay mucho bucks for what you can get with about $20 worth of booze and a girl with low self-esteem? Besides, to quote MC Paul Barman:

"A handjob's a man's job. Yo' job's a blowjob."
 
[quote name='evilmregg']Nice! I might have to get one of those now that I have a DVD burner. It would please my 'rents to have all our old home movies on DVD.[/QUOTE]

That product that was linked to in the previous post (from NewEgg) apparently only captures at VCD resolution. Now, you can still put that on DVD after converting the audio to 48khz, but if you want high quality, it may not cut it for you.

On the other hand, you can fit 7 hours of content in VCD format on a DVD disc...
 
[quote name='evilmregg']Nah, why pay mucho bucks for what you can get with about 20 worth of booze and a girl with low self-esteem? Besides, to quote MC Paul Barman:

"A handjob's a man's job. Yo' job's a blowjob."[/QUOTE]
:rofl:
 
[quote name='Saucy Jack']That product that was linked to in the previous post (from NewEgg) apparently only captures at VCD resolution. Now, you can still put that on DVD after converting the audio to 48khz, but if you want high quality, it may not cut it for you.

On the other hand, you can fit 7 hours of content in VCD format on a DVD disc...[/QUOTE]

Yeah, but we're talking VHS tapes here. The source quality's not all that great to begin with. I'm sure newer models have an S-Video Out but none of the VCRs I've ever used have had one so this will be fine for me.
 
[quote name='sblymnlcrymnl']Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah. fucker. :lol:

EDIT: Joy! The poker game is over. Now they're hitting the bars. :bomb:

fuck it, I'll go. Not drinking, but I'll go.[/QUOTE]
Hey, bars have food... and non-alcoholic beverages.
 
[quote name='JSweeney']Well, that last little topic offshoot seems to have scared off a few posters... :)[/QUOTE]
I didn't really stick my cock in gumbo...
 
[quote name='WhipSmartBanky']I didn't really stick my cock in gumbo...[/QUOTE]

I don't think people want to talk about hand-crafted miniatures right now, Banky. :)
 
[quote name='AngellicLulu']Hey, bars have food... and non-alcoholic beverages.[/QUOTE]

That's just wrong. That's got to make the baby Jesus cry. :cry:
 
[quote name='Spruce']Yeah, but we're talking VHS tapes here. The source quality's not all that great to begin with. I'm sure newer models have an S-Video Out but none of the VCRs I've ever used have had one so this will be fine for me.[/QUOTE]

Well, yeah, like the old saying goes "crap in, crap out." :)

I've converted some old tapes that have screwed up colors, and I can't imagine much of a quality loss if they were VCD instead of the DVD I made them.

It's really only with the decent and high quality tapes that MPEG2 encoding comes in handy for.
 
Well, Guzzlefish is finally back so I got to fix my sig...but they are still missing a bunch of DVD titles in their catalog. I know there are other sites to list your collection, but I haven't been able to find one that has such a nice clean look.

Also, watched U-Turn last night...certainly makes my bad days look much better in comparison.
 
[quote name='Dr Mario Kart']Everytime I check in, it just gets stranger.

Come to think of it, a really thick gumbo would have a nice consistency.[/QUOTE]
:shock:

Gumbofucker!
 
[quote name='JSweeney']Damn you Fear Factor!
I'll be happy if I never, ever hear a man say "I love testicles" again in my life.[/QUOTE]
:lol: That's why I watch Fear Factor, there's plenty of shit you'll never see or hear anywhere else but this fucked-up game show.
 
There are no women in this household. Therefore, there is no gumbo. I'm not gonna
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just any $1 supermarket canned gumbo...sheesh...I have standards, I have standards
 
[quote name='Dr Mario Kart']There are no women in this household. Therefore, there is no gumbo. I'm not gonna
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just any $1 supermarket canned gumbo...sheesh...I have standards, I have standards[/QUOTE]
And her name...is Campbell's.
 
[quote name='Dr Mario Kart']There are no women in this household. Therefore, there is no gumbo. I'm not gonna fuck just any $1 supermarket canned gumbo...sheesh...I have standards, I have standards[/QUOTE]
Standards with added white creme sauce.
 
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