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Damn it. TMBG performed in the Metro area last night, and I didn't hear about it until five minutes ago.

The worst part? It sounds like tickets were still available, and not all that expensive. :bomb:
 
[quote name='Scorch']*smashes Strike over the head with a chair wrapped in barbed wire and laughs as the blood starts to trickle out*

C-A-G! C-A-G! C-A-G![/QUOTE]
Go use search to see that my name is Shrike. Sheesh. :roll:

Plus, you're thinking a barbed wire chair would actually do something to me? Wow, some people need to use search more.

[quote name='AngellicLulu']I noticed.[/QUOTE]
I noticed as well.
 
I can't decide what other NES rom's to... acquire.
I have:
Zombie Nation
SMB 3
Star Tropics
Splatter House
Bart Vs. the World
Ramage
Paperboy
Metal Gear
Matrix- (I think its a homebrew something or other)
Mario- (not sure which, thats the file name)
Mafat Conspiracy
Kirby's Adventure
Friday the 13th
Final Fantasy 2
Cat Pizza Ninja
Bill and Teds exccellent adventure
Alien Syndrome
3-d battles of world runner

What should I delete or add?
 
I think DDF once referred to me as being in a state of "p-p-p-pizza-owned" or something of the like. I don't know what that means or if it's an insult, but now I can't stop thinking of that phrase.
 
[quote name='evilmregg']Yeah, they always include those. I love the peppers. I can't eat them tonight, though, 'cause I've got two monster cankers in my mouth. I had to numb them something fierce just to be able to eat the pizza. I'm sure you all wanted to know that.[/QUOTE]
I'm sure there's something you can get for that Herpes Simplex 10 you seem to have.
 
Sorry, Strike. Ha.

[quote name='JSweeney']Please. As if the head booker would ever let a 3rd tier grappler start a fued with one of the Chairman's inner circle.
Methinks you presume to much, young one.[/QUOTE]

methinks youthinks you are wise prophet or something.. and for that..

ARABIAN FACEBUSTER!!
 
I'm over at this girl's house bored outta my mind while she gets ready to go out on our date. She's in the shower now. Seriously, am I the ONLY guy out there who has to wait for the girl to get ready? :roll: And it's not like she didn't have ample time. She's been off work since 3 and her place is only 10 minutes away from her job. :bomb: Ugh. I can tell already this date will probably not end well... -_-
 
[quote name='AngellicLulu']Of course you did.[/QUOTE]

Well yeah. But he's creepy :)

... and old. Don't forget old. :)

(It's a good thing I'm on good terms with Shrike, isn't it :) )
 
[quote name='Scorch']Sorry, Strike. Ha.



methinks youthinks you are wise prophet or something.. and for that..

ARABIAN FACEBUSTER!![/QUOTE]

Sorry, but I'm officially a face. To do something like that, you'd have to formally declare yourself a heel first. :D

Or, you'd have to gain my confidence, and then ally yourself with one of the better known loose associations of heels and then stab me in the back.

I don't think booking has planned that yet, though.
 
[quote name='jaykrue']I'm over at this girl's house bored outta my mind while she gets ready to go out on our date. She's in the shower now. Seriously, am I the ONLY guy out there who has to wait for the girl to get ready? :roll: And it's not like she didn't have ample time. She's been off work since 3 and her place is only 10 minutes away from her job. :bomb: Ugh. I can tell already this date will probably not end well... -_-[/QUOTE]

..starting with her coming out of the shower only to learn that you were using her computer.

Unless she said it was okay.
 
[quote name='jaykrue']I'm over at this girl's house bored outta my mind while she gets ready to go out on our date. She's in the shower now. Seriously, am I the ONLY guy out there who has to wait for the girl to get ready? :roll: And it's not like she didn't have ample time. She's been off work since 3 and her place is only 10 minutes away from her job. :bomb: Ugh. I can tell already this date will probably not end well... -_-[/QUOTE]

You're supposed to surprise her in the shower and skip the boring part of the date, duh
 
[quote name='BigSpoonyBard']You're supposed to surprise her in the shower and skip the boring part of the date, duh[/QUOTE]

Hah, normally I would but the situation is more complicated than that (more info after the date).

[quote name='Scorch']..starting with her coming out of the shower only to learn that you were using her computer.

Unless she said it was okay.[/QUOTE]

She gave me permission since she knew she was going to be a while.
 
[quote name='jaykrue']Hah, normally I would but the situation is more complicated than that (more info after the date).

[/QUOTE]

Now I'm curious :lol:
 
[quote name='jaykrue']Hah, normally I would but the situation is more complicated than that (more info after the date).



She gave me permission since she knew she was going to be a while.[/QUOTE]

Methink's the play's the thing to capture the conscience of the king....
 
[quote name='BigSpoonyBard']Now I'm curious :lol:[/QUOTE]

You'll just hafta wait till afterwards. ;)

[quote name='JSweeney']Methink's the play's the thing to capture the conscience of the king....[/QUOTE]

Ya, I thought that at first but, if so, I still won't go for it. I can't explain now since she's callin' out to me that she's almost ready so it's go time. :cry:
 
[quote name='BigSpoonyBard']Now I'm curious :lol:[/QUOTE]

Really? You can swing from the blue team to the pink team that quickly?
Yikes.
I guess it has to do with the tullips and clogs.
 
[quote name='JSweeney']Methink's the play's the thing to capture the conscience of the king....[/QUOTE]
Does that mean that jaykrue is goiung to storm out of the date in a huff and attempt to kill his son-in-law in an ill-fated attempt for revenge?
 
[quote name='JSweeney']Really? You can swing from the blue team to the pink team that quickly?
Yikes.
I guess it has to do with the tullips and clogs.[/QUOTE]

Did you take your medicine today?
 
[quote name='JSweeney']Really? You can swing from the blue team to the pink team that quickly?
Yikes.
I guess it has to do with the tullips and clogs.[/QUOTE]
Tulips and clogs?

What is that? The Danish version of the birds and the bees?
 
[quote name='Gothic_Walrus']Does that mean that jaykrue is goiung to storm out of the date in a huff and attempt to kill his son-in-law in an ill-fated attempt for revenge?[/QUOTE]

Whoa, I guess I read the wrong script. I thought JSweeney was implying that she was trying to entice me to into the shower (and normally I would but, as I said, there are certain 'circumstances' which prevent me from doing so). Anyway, can't stay to talk more. She's finally ready and I don't want her to see this post. :lol:
 
Does anyone else find it odd that Lulu just logged off, then shrike, then scorch?
I think we may have a CAG love triangle forming.

*cue overly dramatic soap opera seque music*
 
[quote name='JSweeney']Does anyone else find it odd that Lulu just logged off, then shrike, then scorch?
I think we may have a CAG love triangle forming.

*cue overly dramatic soap opera seque music*[/QUOTE]
Not just a triangle - they've got a stalker who obsessively watches the "Online Users" list! ;)
 
[quote name='WhipSmartBanky']Make sure you log out and clear history, or she might read about your escapades and post some pizza ownage on you.[/QUOTE]

Yes. Not that that wouldn't uproariously funny, though.
On second thought, don't. :)
 
[quote name='Gothic_Walrus']Not just a triangle - they've got a stalker who obsessively watches the "Online Users" list! ;)[/QUOTE]

Really walrus? I'd have never have pegged you as such a voyuer. :lol:
 
[quote name='JSweeney']Really walrus? I'd have never have pegged you as such a voyuer. :lol:[/QUOTE]
You haven't?

I guess you haven't found the webcam yet...
 
[quote name='Gothic_Walrus']You haven't?

I guess you haven't found the webcam yet...[/QUOTE]

Anyone actually wanting that kind of insight into my life has some serious issues.
Hell, even I'm not that interested in my life. :D
 
[quote name='JSweeney']Does anyone else find it odd that Lulu just logged off, then shrike, then scorch?
I think we may have a CAG love triangle forming.

*cue overly dramatic soap opera seque music*[/QUOTE]
. . . hmm odd, I didn't know I was in some love triangle.
 
[quote name='AngellicLulu']. . . hmm odd, I didn't know I was in some love triangle.[/QUOTE]

Of course you didn't. The main characters never get to hear the soliloquies.
What sense would it make if the villian was standing in front of them ranting about thier entire evil plan in excruciating detail right in front of them?
 
I know I'm a little late on this part of the conversation but for some reason I always feel compelled to finish reading what I started and just got around to wading through the last dozen or so pages of the last OTT...

[quote name='Saucy Jack'] This movie is PG-13 anyway, isn't it? So, that answers your questions.[/QUOTE]

That actually brings up a different question: When the hell (and why?) did breasts become PG-13? I'm sick of all these movies that look interesting in the teaser/trailer and then end with "this film is not yet rated." It might as well just say "we still have to cut out the good parts to get a PG-13."

I'm sick of this PG-13ization of American media. What makes it all the more frustrating is that it wasn't always like this...check out The Beastmaster. Now, one can argue whether this is a great movie or not but that's not my point. My point is that this sucker is a PG movie and has 2 topless slave girls bathing in a waterfall. Did seeing this wreck my fragile prepubescent mind? No...it took years of emotional abuse for that to happen.

This whole "safe for the family" bullshit has to stop. I have no intention of ever adding to the population of this planet by creating any more heathens and don't want my luxuries (be they games/movies/public environments) stifled because of them.

Oh, and by heathens I don't mean the whole lacking religion thing. I'm using it in this context: One who is regarded as uncivilized, or unenlightened. That's pretty much how I see all kids and have yet to be proven wrong.

 
[quote name='JSweeney']Of course you didn't. The main characters never get to hear the soliloquies.
What sense would it make if the villian was standing in front of them ranting about thier entire evil plan in excruciating detail right in front of them?[/QUOTE]
But doesn't a love triangle indicate that I being part of the triangle would at least realize my own love?
 
[quote name='JSweeney']Of course you didn't. The main characters never get to hear the soliloquies.
What sense would it make if the villian was standing in front of them ranting about thier entire evil plan in excruciating detail right in front of them?[/QUOTE]
But the hero always finds out the plan from the villian's mouth, right before they rescue themselves from mortal peril and save the day.

Geez, Sweeney...don't you read comics?
 
[quote name='jaykrue']Hah, normally I would but the situation is more complicated than that (more info after the date).



She gave me permission since she knew she was going to be a while.[/QUOTE]

This reminds me of a classic Richard Jeni quote:

Men masturbate. So do women. They think you believe it takes that long to take a fucking bath!
 
[quote name='AngellicLulu']But doesn't a love triangle indicate that I being part of the triangle would at least realize my own love?[/QUOTE]
Does self-love count? ;)
 
[quote name='Spruce']I know I'm a little late on this part of the conversation but for some reason I always feel compelled to finish reading what I started and just got around to wading through the last dozen or so pages of the last OTT...



That actually brings up a different question: When the hell (and why?) did breasts become PG-13? I'm sick of all these movies that look interesting in the teaser/trailer and then end with "this film is not yet rated." It might as well just say "we still have to cut out the good parts to get a PG-13."

I'm sick of this PG-13ization of American media. What makes it all the more frustrating is that it wasn't always like this...check out The Beastmaster. Now, one can argue whether this is a great movie or not but that's not my point. My point is that this sucker is a PG movie and has 2 topless slave girls bathing in a waterfall. Did seeing this wreck my fragile prepubescent mind? No...it took years of emotional abuse for that to happen.

This whole "safe for the family" bullshit has to stop. I have no intention of ever adding to the population of this planet by creating any more heathens and don't want my luxuries (be they games/movies/public environments) stifled because of them.

Oh, and by heathens I don't mean the whole lacking religion thing. I'm using it in this context: One who is regarded as uncivilized, or unenlightened. That's pretty much how I see all kids and have yet to be proven wrong.

[/QUOTE]

It's actually kind of funny what you see if you go back and watch some older movies or tv shows.

I was watching an episode of the Andy Grifith show, and near the end of the show, Andy basically tells a spoiled kid's father to go to the woodshed behind the police station and whip the kid's ass.

It's amazing to see what was so accepted then, but people shy away from now.
 
[quote name='Gothic_Walrus']Does self-love count? ;)[/QUOTE]

I nearly had a threesome last weekend, but politics kicked in and I was left with only one fillie.
 
Don't you just love people that can't seem to take others opinions as just that, opinions? :roll: It's funny to see someone get so defensive over an opinion.
 
[quote name='FriskyTanuki']Don't you just love people that can't seem to take others opinions as just that, opinions? :roll: It's funny to see someone get so defensive over an opinion.[/QUOTE]

People who live in glass houses shouldn't throw stones.
 
[quote name='JSweeney']It's actually kind of funny what you see if you go back and watch some older movies or tv shows.

I was watching an episode of the Andy Grifith show, and near the end of the show, Andy basically tells a spoiled kid's father to go to the woodshed behind the police station and whip the kid's ass.

It's amazing to see what was so accepted then, but people shy away from now.[/QUOTE]
Hahaha! I remember that epis...I mean...what's this Andors Griffins you speak of...some spinoff of Family Guy?
 
[quote name='JSweeney']People who live in glass houses shouldn't throw stones.[/QUOTE]
they shouldn't throw grenades either, trust me on this.
 
[quote name='JSweeney']Looks like the michigan contingent of CAGs has seized control of the OTT again.
:)[/QUOTE]

If things had gone just a lil' differently I may have ended up a Michigan CAG. Pretty much my whole family on my father's side is up there. Madison Heights, Troy, some places up north I'm not even familiar with. Haven't been up there since...hmm, '93 I think. Haven't been to Elk Lake in...hell, I don't even know...
 
[quote name='WhipSmartBanky']Hahaha! I remember that epis...I mean...what's this Andors Griffins you speak of...some spinoff of Family Guy?[/QUOTE]
dvd_andy_griffith_show_season3.jpg


Whistling doesn't transfer well in text. :)
 
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